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    Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Nov 2025

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    Being a Vigilante is Hard when You go to Family Therapy with the People who Hate You by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    07 Dec 2021

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    Tommy was not interested in listening to Angel’s daily life. He was more concerned about the looks Siren was giving him.

    “Dad! Can we please use the child?”

    “I am not a child. You’re ob-jec-ti-fy-ing me.”

    Siren frowned. “That’s not how objectification works-”

    “Nuh-uh, it totally is. I said so.”

    “Whatever. Can you help us with something?”

    “What can I possibly help you with?”

    “Depends. Are you up for a little mischief? A little light crime?”

    Now that pricked Tommy’s attention. Why would heroes be doing ‘light crime’?

    Was this an extremely obvious trap?

    No. Tommy had to believe the heroes - Blade and Angel at least - would be smarter than that. Siren was iffy.

    or,

    Tommy ends up at family therapy with the people who want to put him in a jail cell. It’s going better than he expected.

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    12 Apr 2022

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    Mocca by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    26 Jan 2022

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    “Now I'm curious, what kinda rules could the pretty blonds have,” George says almost mocking.

     

    “Well- you for one,” she starts, pointing a finger at the brunette, “Can't touch Dream,” George's eyes snap up to the latter boy, the brit looked mildly amused, not offended — even though one probably should be at a statement like that.

     
    “Oh?” He asks, looking Dream dead in the eyes with a little grin, “How come?”

     
    “I'm not into guys,” Dream says as sternly as he can, but still sounding a little breathless, “So I don't want guys touching me.” He finishes, a little weak.

     
    George's eyes widen impossibly more as he watches Dream flush pretty pink under his freckles — both boys knowing damn well that their dicks filled with blood during their stare-off.

    Dream and his girl have a threesome with George, he can't stop looking at the boy. A lot of internalized homophobia.

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    02 Mar 2022

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    TommyInnit's Guide on: How to Deliver Pizza (and find family in the process) by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP  

    29 Feb 2024

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    “One large cheese, one large meat lover and one large vegorama, for, uh, es-bee-eye” Tommy reads in a monotone voice, from the receipt, as he holds the pizzas out to the hero in front of him.

    “Who are you, and how did you find us?” The Blade deadpans, sword still up to Tommy’s throat.

    “Pizza Hut. Someone ordered pizza.”

    OR-

    TommyInnit gets a job in a city run by heroes. He just wants to deliver pizza, but he really needs a break.

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    31 Dec 2021

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    Before you arrest me, can I please buy some chicken noodle soup? by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    19 Mar 2022

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    "I just want some fucking carrots," Tommy muttered, ducking to avoid a bullet to the head.

    Within minutes, the robbers were unconscious on the floor with zip ties around their wrists. Tommy shook them down for money and used it to pay for all the groceries he'd need this week. Of course the storeowner wouldn't snitch--Tommy had just saved his sorry ass.

    With that, the blond vigilante skipped home to Ranboo.

    "You're eating first, bitchass." He gleefully declared to his slightly frightened roommate. And indeed, Ranboo did eat first.

    --

    OR; in which Tommy and Ranboo are dirt poor vigilantes trying to provide for themselves and their bedridden best friend Tubbo. And when Ranboo loses his job, Tommy has to go for the next best thing:

    An internship at the Hero HQ.

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    30 Oct 2021