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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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02 Sep 2025
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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18 Jun 2025
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Bloodlust, Bureaucracy, and Something in Between by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed (Voldylocks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2023
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Hermione Granger didn't want to work with vampires. She especially didn't want to work with one that was once her childhood bully -- yet in an unexpected turn of events, that's precisely where she finds herself.
Note: Some podficced / audiobooked chapters available.
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02 Jan 2025
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Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.
Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
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02 Jan 2025
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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31 Dec 2024