Mysterious_Cryptid
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Holy Shit, It's a Serial Mass Murderer! by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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A primordial screech of pure rage echoed through the halls.
"wow. i almost feel bad. wait nvm– no i don’t. you deserve this.”
Chara's glare snapped to Sans, seemingly attempting to smite him with their eyes to no avail. They slammed their fist into the wall, actually cracking it a little.
"Fuck. You."
"that's not very family friendly of you." Sans raised a nonexistent eyebrow, unperturbed.
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- English
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- 655
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Tommyinnit as Bakugou Katsuki by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, mha, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Dream SMP
15 Jan 2026
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Tommyinnit escapes Dream and sails off in a random direction in search of land and falls asleep. When he wakes up Holy Fucking Shit he's in Japan! Why the Fuck is he exploding?! WHY THE HELL DOES THAT PERSON HAVE SEVEN FUCKING ARMS?!?! But most importantly... how did he get here? And what can he do so that Dream doesn't find him?
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Morgan vs. Zeep Zorp by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
28 Jun 2025
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Morgan would never get what they wanted. Or maybe who they wanted was the better statement. As they watched Alex banter flirtatiously with Zeep Zorp, it was as if each word he said was stabbing them right in the heart. Alex had never been adverse to whatever species he dated. Morgan had seen Alex’s exes with their own eyes. From aliens to literal actual monsters, if you had gone back in time and told Alex that he may one day fuck a robot, Alex probably would have shrugged it off and told you he was looking forward to it.
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Morgan is insanely jealous of Zeep Zorp and doesn't even know it.
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- English
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Anxiety (Out of sight but in my mind) by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2025
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Honestly this is just me venting all my anxiety and social anxiousness onto our lovable little spider.
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- English
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- 1,722
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"Richard Tweak." He pushed a plume of smoke out through his nose and added, "The third."
Craig looked down at the black water, out toward the horizon, then back to Mr. Tweak. He was staring at Craig, eyebrows raised, taking a slow pull on his cigarette.
"Craig Tucker. Uh. The first."
Or: Two guys meet on board the RMS Titanic. This might not be an ideal setting for a love story.
Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
03 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
EEEEEE SO GREAT!!!
Creek + Titanic + nicedress = MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!
On chapter 3 rn
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Donnie has been stuck in a time loop for months. No matter what he does—no matter what he changes—it always ends the same.
At exactly 11:59, they all die.
What happens when that changes? When Donnie figures out that there’s more to this than meets the eye? Can he figure it out, or is he destined to die for eternity?
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- Part 22 of Whumpay 2025
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- English
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- 12,888
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- 5/?
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
14 Jun 2026
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don't let go by Gladumf for raffian, bluperiwinklemoon
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Jul 2026
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He pressed himself further back into the corner, a snarl coming to his lips. The eye creatures never reacted to his shouting, but they did hesitate when he growled. But when the lanky aliens came around the corner, they didn't so much as look at him. Instead, they were focused on what looked like a stretcher, the kind that ambulances used back on Earth.
Sitting atop it, perfectly still, was another human.
Scar felt his heart stop in his chest. It was impossible. There was no way there was another human on the ship. It had to be a trick of some kind, a robot made to look human, or a statue, or something. This was some sort of experiment, a test to see how he would react to seeing something that looked like his own species.
But they looked so lifelike.
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or, abducted by a rogue group of alien scientists, Scar is nothing more than a test subject. After a year alone, he finally gets a friend. As the only two humans outside of the solar system, they have only each other to rely on. Alone, it was impossible to escape. But with Grian by his side, maybe, just maybe, they have a chance.
or or, grian and scar against the entire galaxy, trying to survive and make their way home.
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
02 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
EEEEE this is so awesome and cutesy!!! I think I love this writer
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Ranboo just wants to get good grades. Is that really too much to ask?
Apparently, yes, it is, because he is sent by his school to monitor their star pupil Tubbo's progress aboard the Sleepy Boi's Inc. He also couldn't be sent to a normal spaceship, no, he has to be on one with weird rules and shadows in windows and noises in the walls.
And the fact that the entire crew seems to hate his guts.
Series
- Part 4 of Human Error
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- English
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- 31,129
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
10 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Aghklshkkkkahshhfgrhehsjssgsguesjhsgshk I LOVED THIS SO MUCH I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
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There’re ghosts in a haunted hotel, who knew?! by JustALittleGobblin
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Haunted Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2026
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Danny’s parents find out that he’s phantom leading them to vivisection the boy, Danny’s flown halfway across the country before he even realizes and needs a place to stay
What is the undervale hotel?
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Katherine doesn’t get a REAL guests very often at the undervale hotel . And she’s very concerned about the new one.