Lettuce_Write
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My life was simple. Predictable.
Wake up. Work. Home. Bed.Then he showed up.
Now the routine is in ashes, and I’ve fallen straight into the fire—
a fire I should avoid…
but it’s the warmest thing I’ve felt in years.
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The young Lord Hans Capon had become quickly fond of the peasant blacksmith's boy thrust unwillingly into his service - not that he'd admit as much aloud.
A too-drunk night lost in the woods presents a complication that may change things forever.
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01 Jun 2026
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Sanguine: Optimistic, or, Blood-red.
It was meant as a simple act of compassion: encouraging a bitter spirit to move on from memories of a dark life and a shameful death, and so be freed from the demi-plane that held him trapped.
Exactly how he does that seems to be up for debate.
Iswen, paladin of Kelemvor, accidentally brings Zaknafein Do’Urden back from the dead (about a century ahead of schedule for those following along at home). However he got here, wherever "here" is, he is determined to take the second chance she’s offered and carve out a better life for himself, even if that means living on the surface. Especially if it means forming an unexpected and unlikely partnership with the paladin who freed him.
But, really, she throws herself into more fights than he does, and someone needs to watch her back: if it’s him, he can repay his debt to her and be done with her.
He always was good at lying to himself.
(Updates as time and health permits)
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01 Apr 2026
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My Rival Called Me a Monster and I’m Hiding Our Secret Baby by orphan_account
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
04 Feb 2026
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The ground didn’t give a shit about secondary genders, and neither did Jabber. Who cared when survival meant breathing toxic air and swinging fists for scraps?
Then biology pulled its nastiest prank.
“Yer eyes… look like him,” Jabber slurred, staring at the tiny, wailing disaster in his arms.
His and Zanka’s baby.
Which, by the way, Mr. Bad Attitude had zero idea existed.Goddamn it. Both of them were alphas—big, cocksure types—so how in the hell did this happen?! To make things worse, it wasn’t even romantic; just a “we fight, we fuck, we forget” deal.
His toxins had failed, rewrote the damn rulebook, and now he was stuck feelin’… feelings.
Gross, inconvenient, mushy-ass feelings.
STATUS: ONGOING—updates every Wednesday.
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27 Dec 2025
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Realization sunk in slowly. He felt his lips twist up in a pained grimace as he slowly began to put the pieces together, the whir of thoughts interrupted only by the lone observer in the back of his mind that he'd somehow missed, the bubble of joy in his chest that didn't belong to him.
"Fuck." He swore. Then again, with feeling. "Fuck!"
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Zanka and Jabber find themselves hit with an ability that causes their thoughts to bleed over to each other. One of them enjoys it more.
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26 Dec 2025
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Cthoni bet Jabber 300 dollars he couldn’t make Zanka laugh. What started as a harmless game turns into something complicated when Jabber realizes he actually enjoys seeing Zanka so frustrated and so.. cute..
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25 Dec 2025