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“Maybe it’s a guessing game,” suggested Alex, who had by now got the hang of rhetorical questions, but found it amusing to pretend that he hadn’t.
“The Taskmaster doesn’t play games,” she snapped. “He isn’t you.”
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09 Jul 2026
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
15 Jul 2026
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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07 Jul 2026
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04 Jul 2026
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Do Bite the Hand that Feeds You by The-Wizard-of-Az (Z_elan)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
17 Jul 2026
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“So, you want me to kill you?” Greg clarified.
“Yes. That would be… huh, very kind, Father.”
Greg rubbed his eyes behind his glasses. Well, that was an unexpected request. Who said being a priest was boring.
“Alex, you do realize that ‘Thou shalt not kill’ is one of the main rules? The main rules of my occupation, I mean.”
“But… Since I’m already dead, it’s… different? No?”
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(I have a really clear idea of where I want to go with this, but I feel like it's gonna take me 100k words and a while to get there, so do not hesitate to BULLY ME into finishing it if you enjoy it.)An AU inspired by some @blueblue73 fanart on tumblr.
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03 Jul 2026
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So Alex sits, and he pauses, and then he puts his hands on his spread knees and he leans forward, curling his head down a bit, and he looks.
Yep, that’s a vulva all right.
This is a story about what happens when a man's genitals suddenly decide, apparently of their own accord, to take on a different form, and the resolution of that 'problem'. It's an issue, certainly, but it does have its benefits... namely, sex with one's co-star, friend and longstanding crush.
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01 Jul 2026
