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Love, love is going to lead you by the hand by dyspraxiclou
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
27 Feb 2024
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a collection of very fluffy, tiny little vignettes about autistic!Alex and chronically ill!Greg <3
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Before it Gets Better, the Darkness Gets Bigger by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
27 Feb 2024
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The first thing Greg did was try not to panic.
Well, that wasn’t quite accurate. The very first thing he did was try, immediately, to turn back into his human form. The second thing he did was panic, hauling himself up by his front paws to stare at himself in the dressing room mirror as if he needed to confirm with his own eyes that he was in fact a bear.
So really the third thing he did was try not to panic, or more accurately, try to stop panicking.
The fourth thing he did was think, desperately, This wasn’t supposed to happen anymore.
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- Part 4 of Shifter AU
- Part 12 of Taskmaster Collection
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That's if the Choice Were Mine to Make by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Feb 2024
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Something softened in Rachel's face and she asked quietly, “Are you ready to talk yet?”
“Soon,” Alex said, equally quiet, and she nodded and started to turn away, though she paused when he added, “This weekend, when the kids are staying with my parents?”
He didn’t know why he suggested it, except that this was a conversation that needed to happen, and at this point, delaying it any longer just felt cruel.
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- Part 3 of Shifter AU
- Part 11 of Taskmaster Collection
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"Over the course of their time together Alex had really grown to appreciate the way Greg wine and dined him. He was in awe every time Greg donned the obnoxious apron, and this time was no different. In return, Greg simply admired the way Alex would smack his lips or hum in approval after every bite."
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Five times Greg could feel what Alex was feeling through the bond, and one time Alex could feel what Greg was.
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- Part 2 of Shifter AU
- Part 9 of Taskmaster Collection
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“Was what Rhod said true?”
Greg scowled. “If you think you can trust a word from that bellend’s mouth—”
“About you being a danger to me.”
“Oh.” Greg looked stricken as he inevitably realised why Alex hadn’t yet sat down by him. “Yes. Not– never purposefully.”
Alex had never doubted that. “I know that.”
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Collection
- Part 1 of Shifter AU
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Returns to You, Somehow by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Jan 2024
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Alex's voice wobbled, just slightly, and he squeezed his eyes shut, his heartbeat pounding painfully in his ears. “Bit tricky to plan for something like this,” Mark Watson said from his other side, and Alex swallowed, hard, knowing immediately that Rachel must have called him as well.
“Yeah, I’d bet Greg didn’t have ‘drop dead suddenly’ in his diary either,” Tim said, before letting out a noise that indicated Mark had punched him. “Sorry.”
But the joke – such as it was – grounded Alex. Reminded him that this was real. This was happening.
Greg was dead.
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- Part 6 of Taskmaster Collection
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All the Difficult Thoughts by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Jan 2024
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Greg ignored him. “Tell me,” he said instead, something almost genial in his tone, something that told Rhod he was really in for it now. “Do you reckon the chemo and radiotherapy destroyed what few of your brain cells were left?”
Rhod took a quick swig of beer. “Dunno what you mean.”
The look Greg gave him was flat, unamused. Disappointed.
And wasn’t that the worst of all.
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- Part 2 of Shovel Talk
- Part 3 of Taskmaster Collection
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Rhod Gilbert didn’t quite smile as he nodded his own greeting. “Well, well, well,” he said, before pronouncing, “Little Alex Horne.”
He punctuated each syllable, so differently than how Greg said it, and something in his tone made the hairs on the back of Alex’s neck stand up. “Really only works when Greg says it,” Alex said, aiming for a joke, though neither man laughed.
“I imagine there’s a lot that only works when Greg says it.”
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- Part 1 of Shovel Talk
- Part 2 of Taskmaster Collection
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no idea, lads
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It had been a while since he slept that close to someone. He had to admit he did sleep better after all. He liked this sensation of having someone under him, like a body pillow. Someone that could make him feel like a protector, someone that needed him to feel safe.
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"The storm cloud that’s been encroaching in the background for weeks is now parked directly over his head and all he can do is stand in the rain and panic about a boy."
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Greg stares at the dark-rimmed glasses sitting in the metal drawer and wonders, not for the first time, what the other him thinks he leaves behind before starting each day. Wedding ring? The keys to some house out on a country lane? A phone, the background image a few kids roughhousing with some mutt of a terrier while he and a faceless partner watch on behind them, sated and merry on that precious sort of ordinary happiness? Maybe other him thinks he doesn’t leave anything behind at all.
Greg puts his phone into the locker. It doesn’t matter what other him thinks might be in the drawer. Other him doesn’t even know it’s December. Other him might not even know what December is at all.
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A feudal handmaiden relationship. by longwhitecoats for were_duck
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
24 Dec 2022
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The Taskmaster Renfaire AU.
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For the longest nights, some smut to keep warm by
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Alex supposed it was hardly surprising that more than a few people read their relationship as "kinky". It didn't bother him, one way or the other, as long as people found it funny. Which luckily they did seem to. The only thing that troubled him about it was that sometimes the word would sort of get stuck in his head for a bit. It would bounce around his skull and kick at certain memories or fantasies and make him wonder. If, maybe. Well, maybe, he wasn't exactly normal. But, surely, he couldn't be considered "kinky".
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My Own Private Taskmaster by fritesfritesfrites
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
04 Oct 2022
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"How am I supposed to ravish my PA if he won’t quit with the admin?”
Alex raises his eyebrows at this. “Didn’t seem to stop you before.”
“I’ve told you, I will not suck you off in your dressing room again. My knees are too old for that.”
Or: what goes on when the cameras turn off.
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1st January 2002: A young Alex Horne stumbles home from an eventful New Year's Eve.
Thirteen years later, Taskmaster starts production and there's just something about his new colleague that he can't quite place...
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A Dangling Preposition by curlysupergirl
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Jan 2022
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It's good fun provoking Greg
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- Part 5 of A Compilation of Miscommunication