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Somewhere To Belong by cadno
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
15 Jan 2023
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After working as a thief for over a decade, James is used to being alone. When he stumbles across an opportunity to join a gang of people just like him, he leaps at the chance.
But integrating into the group is harder than he hoped. Faced with tangled relationships, ongoing tensions, and a group chat filled with a ridiculous amount of drama, things only get even more complicated when a fight between Greg and Alex goes too far and James finds himself caught in the middle of a feud with far too much history behind it.
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Alex Horne is a Naughty Little Boy by Free_Abortion_Clinic
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
14 Jan 2023
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Set in Season 7 (because I am unashamedly in love with James Acaster), the prize challenge set was "Presents You Wouldn't Give To Your Children".
Also, we all know that little Horne tells little Porks, he’s only 5 little tiny feet tall and Greg, at 6’8, basically puts him at permanent dick-sucking height.
**NOTICE**
Any toss at Rhod Gilbert is in LOVE I adore the man, and I wish him the speediest recovery from his cancer.- Language:
- English
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- 3,192
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 23
- Hits:
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Stumbled Into Laughter, Stumbled Into You by raisinghellonstarbug
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Mock the Week RPF, Real Person Fiction
02 Jan 2023
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The year is 2019, and life has become quite dull for you since graduating from university back in 2011. You used to do stand up comedy at uni but lost yourself in routine. One night, your best mates decide to encourage you to try comedy again and this is where you stumble across your old friend and old flame, Rhys James. Your life flips over and you dive into the world of the close-knitted comedy circuit. In the midst of it all, you end up meeting a particularly distinctive red headed fellow who could become a confusion for you and your past feelings for Rhys. Is life bringing back meaning to you again?
A/N: Had to update the timeline of this story for it to make sense to when Rhys James went to uni because otherwise the reader would not have met him there! Whoopsie.
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When young pastry chef James needs to find a new job, he does think moving to the Winter-obsessed Kingdom of Cordania is risky. But when he meets Prince Edward - a headstrong royal with a thirst for adventure - he may just find that it was all worth it.
Christmas magic abound, this fic is basically the gay Hallmark movie of my dreams. Pls enjoy.
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Eva Malley is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer/performer early in her career. Despite some other successes, her dream is to bring a show to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. She finally gets to live her dream, and meets one John Robins. The pair change each other's lives, but just how much? You'll have to find out.
This work is written with the upmost respect to any and all of the real people involved! It's just my drabbles, and a way for me to channel my love for Johnny JR.
Work begins with some background into the original character Eva. Actual events follow. Expect comedy, drama, smut and romance.
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I Want Your Ice Cream by radiodurans
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
12 Dec 2022
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Ed feeds James ice cream and then they have sex on his couch.
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Need. by Rileyyy2468
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF
11 Oct 2022
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James is having a bad day and needs to get out of his head for a while. Ed knows exactly how to help him.
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The Great Bittner St Bake Off by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
16 Jul 2022
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A rival baker arrives in the neighborhood to revive a family-owned specialty bakeshop, sparking chaos at the Off Menu Cafe.
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- Part 2 of Taskmarkets Trilogy
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Alex, who enjoys an open relationship with Greg, tells Greg that he’s slept with a former Taskmaster contestant. Greg pretends he's very, very disappointed indeed.
When Greg asks Alex to prove that he’s still a very good boy over a tantalising Zoom call, and that it will never happen again, what can Alex do but oblige?
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"You're mine, I'm yours." - On Pause by Rileyyy2468
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), British Comedy RPF
25 Jun 2022
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Who would have known a BDSM club to be such a great place to meet someone? James certainly didn’t, not until he met Ed.
{Paused - i want to revisit this and re-write it, not change it exactly, but make it better}
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Alex should have told James about his daddy.
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After being invited to be a human lie detector for a show, an unexpected flirtation makes itself known
[I live in the US and my knowledge of UK culture is VERY limited. Any corrections/suggestions are welcome so long as you're nice about it] -
I’m sorry I haven’t a title by fitzjosie
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
11 Apr 2022
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I read a fic about these three and went… yep I wanna see more of that. So I wrote it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,179
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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The James Acaster Saga by acastersheenant
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), James Acaster - Fandom, Britcom - Fandom
30 Mar 2022
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You know James Acaster through your friendship with Nish but you haven’t really spoken before. This all changes when you both appear on Mock the Week, leading to a night of immense pleasure. What follows is a story of passion, need and, eventually, love.
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“Gonna take you to a place where no one knows our names” by Rileyyy2468
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
26 Mar 2022
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Greg wants to spend time with James without the disruptions of work and friends, and so he decides he’d take James somewhere where they could finally be alone for a while—a place where no one knows their names…
{All chapters have had major edit changes as of 19/12/22}
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- Part 3 of "Yes, Sir."
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THE FINAL PART!
James takes control.
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- Part 15 of Fight Me
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The Big Conversation Chapter. Also, overuse of the title of the series, and Ed accidentally hindering Greg's sex life but living to tell the tale.
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- Part 14 of Fight Me
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Key, Horne & Watson Florist by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
01 Feb 2022
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Three idiots run a well-loved neighborhood flower shop. They've managed to refrain from killing each other for years, until Tim starts writing poems for one of their regular customers.
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- Part 1 of Taskmarkets Trilogy
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Alex helps James practice being brave, while Ed has to face some things alone.
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- Part 13 of Fight Me
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Alex pushes James outside his comfort zone, and James pushes Ed outside his.
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- Part 12 of Fight Me