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    "Alex..." he breathes out. Oh my god. "What the fuck happened, where's Alex?" He knows he's raising his voice, but he can't find it in him to care.

    "He's okay, we're just at the hospital."

    "If he's at the hospital then he's not fucking okay!" His heart is racing and he feels like he could throw up. "What happened?"

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    Spoilers!! For Series 14 Ep 10.

    "Another one down" Greg says, hand on Alex's knee as he takes them back to Greg's. Completely different to the previous series where they were too drunk to do anything after the wrap party, they're both quite sober tonight. Maybe it's because they know how precious their time is together now. Knowing that Alex is about to start filming his new show, and Greg is writing again, working on a new stand up.

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    • Part 6 of S14
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    After working as a thief for over a decade, James is used to being alone. When he stumbles across an opportunity to join a gang of people just like him, he leaps at the chance.

    But integrating into the group is harder than he hopes. Faced with tangled relationships, ongoing tensions, and a group chat filled with a ridiculous amount of drama, things only get even more complicated when a fight between Greg and Alex goes too far and James finds himself caught in the middle of a feud with far too much history behind it.

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    8/?
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    48
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    58
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    5
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    Greg wants his favourite milkshake.

    Alex wants an end to a very long wait.

    A podfic of DefiledCinephile's fic from her A Dynamic Dynamic series.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Every so often, he would make Alex eat a pie. Or a cake. Or a lot of take out. Or a pizza. Something that left Alex pinned to his seat and at Greg's mercy.

    About 500 words of very self indulgent something. Read the tags I guess.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    "Uh oh... what's wrong, Greg?" He can picture the way Alex's brows will be pinching.

    "Think I'm dying Alex, or something very similar to death is coming for me." He flops back onto the couch dramatically.

    "Well, I don't like the sound of that... are you sick?"

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    Greg’s words set a fire alight in Alex’s stomach, small but insistent, and he turns to look at his friend to gauge if he’s being serious or not, only to find that Greg is already inches away from his face, a smirk playing on his lips.

    Alex swallows his nerves and leans in, plastering a nervous smile on his face and watching Greg’s eyes. The fire grows bigger.

    ----

    or, that one time Greg and Alex kissed in series 6 episode 6 and what happened after.

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    Spoilers!! Series 14 Episode 8....

     

    "Why don't you invite me to extend?" 

    Greg chuckles before he leans in and steals a kiss. "I knew you were horny!" Unsurprising that Alex started this.

    "Mmmm, only a little..."

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    • Part 5 of S14
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    "You look like shit" Greg says, though he says it with a grin. Alex does have black circles under his eyes, and his hair looks more out of place than normal. Obviously a big day was had.

    Alex lets out a sharp honk. "Thanks," he slides into the booth and Greg follows suit, sitting opposite him of course, "it was a very, very long day."

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    No more people who are, when you think about it, the only ones who don't realise they have a massive crush on someone and wonder why everyone else winds them up about it.

    If you haven't watched No More Jockeys this will mostly read like unhinged nonsense. If you have watched No More Jockeys this will mostly read like unhinged nonsense and that's exactly what you'll be expecting. Feel free to sing along in the appropriate places.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
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    Greg, Alex and Tim meet up for a night out. Shenanigans ensue.

     

    "Started without me I see?"

    "Sorry" Alex giggles looking up at him, wide smile and gap tooth on show, "we started a loooong time ago."

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    Alex likes Greg, and he’s 99% sure Greg likes him too. The problem is, Greg won’t make the first move - so Alex takes matters into his own hands. Of course, it all backfires spectacularly.

    (Or, three times Alex tried to make Greg jealous and one time he didn't.)

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    Something isn't right, and Greg doesn't like it, not one bit.

    “You’re hard work, my Little Alex Horne, you know that?” A soft kiss on his forehead. “You don’t make it easy to take care of you."

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    Series 13, episode 3.

    Alex starts to feel something bubbling away under his skin. He doesn't want Greg to follow him to the dressing room. He's mad at him. Angry and... And no, he isn't jealous.

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    A quick text exchange between Greg and a drunk Alex whilst he is in Cannes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    31
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    316
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    The original line-up go trick-or-treating.

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    Alex knows exactly what happens to naughty boys who try to start something in their dressing room. That doesn’t always stop him.

    Set directly after series 5 episode 8.

    Language:
    English
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    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    31
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    425
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    Spoilers!! Series 14 Episode 4...

    Greg has no more time for teasing, he wants to get Alex home.

    Series
    • Part 4 of S14
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    2,506
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    10
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    30
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    "Alex… at what moment of the day I came out ?"
    "You said you were not straight enough to appreciate rap music."
    "I said I wasn't street enough…"

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    49
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    2
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    "Please go get my present Alex, I think I deserve it!" Greg shouts as Alex stands up and goes to fetch the bag he packed. 

    As he holds the black gift bag in his hands, he imagines all kinds of things... the best reaction is Greg loving it. The worst is Greg being offended, or something.

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    10
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    31
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