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  1. Rec *

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    Crowley hatches a "plan" to find out how Aziraphale feels about sex.. and about him. His plan has only two steps.

    1. Get Aziraphale alone.

    2. Hit on him.

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    01 Nov 2019

  2. Rec 59

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    Crowley buys Aziraphale a cell phone in the hopes of putting up some safe barriers between them, insisting that Aziraphale text instead of calling at all hours. It backfires.

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    27 Oct 2019

  3. Rec 86

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    “As celestial, or” here she nodded at Crowley “demonic beings, there are only two ways to establish legal residency on earth. One way, which is already closed to both of you, is to be born here. The other is to take up residency as a married couple”.

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    25 Oct 2019

  4. Rec 42

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    Crowley never expected to see somebody so well-meaning and genuinely too innocent to notice he got himself dirty, piss against the wind and giggle while doing it.

    It was adorable. It was surprising. It was a curiosity, and Crowley had a mighty need.

    (Also, the guy was rubbish at small talk.)

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    He just really needed to get drunk.

    What he didn’t need was an angel in a toga looking alarmingly excited after recognizing him.

    (But then Aziraphale, a Dithering Angel, the Dithering Angel unknowingly did something absolutely obscene while trying to teach Crowley how to suck an oyster dry in one go, and something in him just s n a p p e d. Like a dry branch. A brittle bone. A twisted mind, prone to madness.)

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    10 Oct 2019

  5. Rec 23

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    At the start of the fifteenth century, masquerade balls were the newest and greatest way to celebrate occasions. In London, pining Crowley and hopeless Aziraphale make their way to the palace as it celebrates Christmas Eve in a grandiose fashion. After giving up on a romantic future with each other, the two meet and fall in love for a night, their identities hidden from the world (and each other) behind masks.

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    19 Sep 2019