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    Weirdly, considering the title, this was my SAFE for work submission for The Ineffable Con 3 zine. Taking some plot from the book, there are rules about which horses demons are permitted to ride while on Earth. Crowley does not enjoy these rules, so tries to find ways to circumvent them. No horses were harmed in the writing of this fic, although some supernatural beings weren't so lucky.

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    There have been rumours of a monster living in Loch Ness for centuries. However, it seems that at least one of the more recent sightings could have been due to a certain demon ...

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    After everything goes down, the old guard goes to stay with even older friends

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    Crowley is a Suffragette and gives them a few pointers

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    An apocalypse that didn’t happen.

    A bus ride spent in exhausted but companionable silence.

    A prophecy promising a possibility to survive.

    And an old acquaintance hand-delivering another prophecy, another greeting from Agnes Nutter.

    Even if those prophecies sounded like utter bullshit more often than not, Crowley knew them to be true, by now. So when it provided the possibility of a respite, to rest and recharge before meeting their respective Head Offices, he was more than ready to accept.

    Aziraphale was always more than willing to hear a new story, even if it was as ludicrous sounding as the woman calling herself Lilith offered to him. So what if he was going to listen to the insane ramblings of a barking mad woman? It would pass time. And Crowley really needed to sleep – if Agnes said they were safe, then they were.

    It was a win-win all around, right? Right?

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    Crowley has a great plan!
    Surprisingly, it comes back to bite him (quite literally) in the arse (NOT literally).

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    Soulmates exist, and if they get wounded, a scar will appear on their mate. Simple, right? What if the soulmated pair were an angel and a demon, and when the demon was an angel, he didn't much like the thought of being forced to be with someone just because God said so? What might change his mind? What kind of relationship will Aziraphale and Crowley build? What new things about each other will they discover? However, more importantly, why is it that an angel can successfully do temptations and a demon can successfully do blessings? Read and find out!

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    Crawly finds his nemesis in an uncomfortable position...

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    Aziraphale is guiding his small herd of goats to the watering pool to drink when he spots a dark figure sitting a-ways down the rocky bank.

    It’s not an unusual sight in these parts, a woman doing her washing or bathing by the water, though the flash of red hair immediately makes his heart leap into his throat. There is nobody else in this part of the world with hair like that—not yet. Not for many years to come.

    He leaves his herd to laze in the paltry shade and carefully picks his way down the bank, using his staff to guide his already sure feet. When Aziraphale is halfway there the figure looks up, instantaneously vicious and wild-eyed, and then relaxes and merely stares upon the newfound relief of recognition. They both seem hyper-aware of the bundle in Crowley’s arms, but it’s not until the angel is standing a short meter away that he sees the tiny baby nursing at her exposed chest.

    “My word,” he says, for lack of anything else, and because it comes out in a rush he can’t quite stop. “Where on earth did you find that?”

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    This is just a short one-shot of Crowley comforting a child that is subject to demonic possession.

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    My first real fanfic help I'm bad at writng.

    Set after Armageddon't, Crowley and Aziraphale spend time together as friends, not worrying about the world ending.

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    Moving to a cozy cottage in the South comes with cleaning house and before Aziraphale relocates his books and earthly possessions to their new home by the Sea, decisions will need to be made about what he wants to keep and with what to part. This includes a box of toys that a certain demon really knows nothing about.

    Here be shenanigans! Ye have been warned!

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    Crowley plans to scare Aziraphale, like most of Crowleys plans it backfires

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    Duke has lived a happy life by his human's side. But Henry is really sick, and Duke doesn't know what will happen to him once his friend is gone...

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    Crowley hasn’t presented female in a while, now she remembers why.

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    Crawley is not attending the survivors' party. Aziraphale wonders why.

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    Two families alike in indignity board the ocean cruise ship Old Queen of Soho. Most of them will fall in love and drive each other mad with pride and prejudice and random facts.

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    All Crowley wanted, was to spend time with his Angel. Instead his is sent off to the states by Hell, who haven't contacted him in YEARS. So he hopped across the pond, with a little bit of guidance, and soon to be therapy, from Aziraphale on the phone. Crowley did a little snooping.
    He wasn't fond of what he found.

    "Another Bloody Apocalypse! We just stopped the last one!!"

    The Winchesters aren't the only ones that deal with Demon and Angel crap. What would happen if they were to meet Crowley? What if they met him before long ago in their childhood? What happens if Crowley were to join Team Free Will with assistance of his ineffable husband?

    (I'm not great at sumarries but please read before you decide whether or not your interested. Updates will be slow and/or infrequent.)

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