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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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12 Jul 2026
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Maybe it was the most successful PR campaign the galaxy had ever seen. Maybe it was propaganda. But the empire agreed on another thing- if there was anyone suited to replacing the Galactic Emperor, it was Naruto Uzumaki, the Emperor's loudest critic.
“We have the torpedoes,” Itachi said. “And if this rebellion is a success… then it will be our family that will have placed the new Galactic Emperor on the throne.”
Sasuke's eyes narrowed into slits. “If I were Father, I'd want something a little more concrete than empty promises of influence before handing over all our torpedoes. What are the Uzumakis offering in exchange?”
Itachi's eyes met his.
In hindsight, when Sasuke had first realized he was being excluded from any discussions of the rebellion, he should have understood that whatever the Uzumakis were offering in exchange- it had something to do with him.
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26 Jun 2026
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Sasuke Uchiha was the furthest away from anyone's description of a carefree spirit, a go with the flow type of person, or even a relaxed one at that. He liked plans, made up arguments in his own mind, and prepared for every little thing in his life. From dealing with his father's constant disdain towards his Omega status, to his brother's annoying remarks about him finding a mate, to everyone's expectations of him. Sasuke knew exactly what to do in every scenario.
Except when it came to him. To that tan, blond haired Alpha who knew just how to mess with every little wall and mechanism Sasuke had carefully created. His childhood friend, and not so secret crush, Naruto Uzumaki. So that's why Sasuke allowed himself to need Naruto. A simple deal: they would help each other out during Sasuke's heats and Naruto's rut, no strings attached and no feelings allowed. Well, that deal turned into something else really quickly. And completely out of Sasuke's control.
Everything with Naruto and Sasuke seemed to happen like that, like small little happy accidents. First kiss. First time. A baby.
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16 Jun 2026
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Subletter needed to take over lease for one room in two bedroom apartment.
15 minutes from campus
Text: xxx-xxx-xxxx
Maybe if Jungwon's class hadn't been starting in 15 minutes, he probably would've thought about it longer before picking up his phone and texting the number.
Jungwon:Hi! My name is Yang Jungwon. I’m a freshman and I saw your listing on the University Housing portal and wanted to reach out and let you know I'm very interested. Can I come by and see it today? Thank you in advance!
Jungwon pressed send after re-reading his message, making sure the punctuation was correct and there were no spelling errors. After only 2 minutes, he got a response back.
Unknown: names jay. Come after 2 pm.
Okay. That was rude.
or,
Jungwon has never felt held before, that is, until he meets Jay, and his arms are wide open.
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03 Jun 2026
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Twenty-two years and no human experience. No flirting. No kisses. No sex, not even excitement coming from another person. At other times he wouldn’t care about that, but after his last birthday, a single sentence kept repeating in his mind like the tolling of a bell: Life has to be more than this.
After a lonely youth with no romantic experience, Jungwon hires Jay, an escort who promises to guide him through unfamiliar territory. What was meant to be a simple first experience may turn into a dependency filled with misunderstandings and twists.
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04 May 2026