Watersports 💦
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Three sodas, a complimentary sencha with lunch, and a bottle of water later and Umezawa’s back teeth are floating.
Every time he attempts to excuse himself to the nearest restroom however, Ippo tells him they’re running late for the next item on their stacked itinerary. And every time Umezawa tells himself it’s fine - that he’ll go when they get to the next place. At the arcade. At the department store. At lunch.
And now Ippo says they’re going to the zoo.
Umezawa is never going to say sorry. Ippo is never going to ask him to. What ensues is an erotic, unspoken compromise.
Or, a day out with his best friend ends with Umezawa on his knees in an alley.
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- Part 1 of Watersports 💦
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“You’ve never seen Alien..?”
“I’ve never seen Alien, Detective…”
Gumshoe continued to stare incredulously. “But… but it’s a classic, sir!”
“Hmph.”
“You gotta see it!”
Edgeworth did not look particularly convinced. But as the years went on, and their relationship progressed more and more into a casual friendship when off the clock, he found himself once again thawing in the face of that earnest, puppy dog enthusiasm.
“Very well.”
(This was originally meant to be a nsfw fic for last year's Gumworth Week (September 14th; goofing off), and yeah... here it finally is I guess c_c almost a year later...)
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- Part 2 of Watersports 💦
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Sanji's always on his feet. He even fights with them!
Isn't it time you pampered him a little..?Series
- Part 3 of Watersports 💦
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Bed of Roses by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
28 Aug 2021
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Rose makes Piers an offer he can’t refuse. Piers, all out of money and shame, agrees.
But who is the man behind Macro Cosmos, really?
A better question would be — why does Piers suddenly care..?Series
- Part 1 of Spikemuth Rose
- Part 4 of Watersports 💦
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Enemy Camp by SparklingHomunculus
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
22 Mar 2026
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Link pants, appreciating the multitude of hands that appear and smooth over his shaking body - the cooing and approving words he cannot understand as they all remark and praise him, this tiny Hylian, for taking such a magnificent cock.
How he’ll take each and every one of theirs over the course of the next few days, and longer if he’s lucky.
Just Link fucked silly by a whole tribe of Moblins - a little bit of a darker spiritual successor to my earlier Moblin fic Spit Roast, but hopefully you’ll enjoy this one too!
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- Part 4 of Monster Lover Fics
- Part 5 of Watersports 💦
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An assassin has been paid to murder a prince - however, the prince (naked and vulnerable) cannot help the way his body reacts when finding himself at the mercy of this masked man.
Prince Triphane hears the footsteps coming to pause behind him too little too late. When he spins around a hand catches his wrist and, before he can get his bearings, his back finds itself pressed against the wall. The sudden emergence of a dagger pointed his way has him standing stock-still, the free hand he had been about to extend towards a nearby vase stalling halfway.
“Ah-ah-ah…” a low voice chides playfully. “Don’t be silly, now…”
Triphane lowers his hand; and a shameful flush crawls up the back of his neck when the thumb on his still captured wrist begins to rub teasing little circles. A part of him is screaming to put this bastard in his place - instead Triphane keens when the man takes a step closer and a clothed leg slips between his own, reminding him all the more of his present state of nudity.
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- Part 6 of Watersports 💦
- Part 2 of The Sexy Adventures of Triphane