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    Funny how quickly your life can change when you face off with an Archangel.

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    Hi ya'll, if you've already made it this far, go ahead, feast your squishy eyeballs on this serious literature tasteful porn I've written - now corrected & expanded yay! I spelt Jungkook as Jeongkook and shall not be deterred from my dark path. This was originally meant to be 3 chapters.

    A great many dicks exist and Jeongkook takes 'em all - up his bum. He plays video-games and craves getting fisted but it never happens. Confused mess Taehyung meets the dashing lad. Namjoon and worldwide-handsome Jin are somewhere. I dunno.

    Jackson also gets introduced, for variety. He enjoys inserting things into other people's asses, who'd have thought, all while smoking the devil's salad and being blessed with a hawt, husky voice.

    Then someone gets jealous, yadda yadda yadda.

    Hoseok offers sex therapy, couples therapy too btw. Oh, and Wonho is smokin' hot.

    Buttsex ensues. Featuring an abundance of abysmal buttocks and randy spunk trumpets - ahem, and deep, layered characterisation, of course.

    The author apologises for the plot taking up time between the sex-scenes and for taking way too long between chapters.

    Yoongi and Jimin are in there too but I ran out of summary characters.

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    18/?
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    The mission was supposed to be easy. It would have been, too, if a certain someone hadn't triggered Mercy's heat a few days early. Fortunately for her, though, they happen to run into a few others with the same problem...

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    What if Ben groomed his adopted little sister Rey from a young age.

    This is the modern creepy dark version of Lie Back and Think of Alderaan. Yes, an AU of my own AU. But you can read it as a stand-alone.

    I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure evil smut and nut-cracking Crazy Rich Skywalkers.

    Updated every other day because Ch9 is too long.

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    Steve groans, shoving his fingers through his hair, trying to figure out just what in the fuck he’s supposed to do. Not only did he inhale some poison or toxin of some kind that has made him more painfully horny than he can ever remember being, but now Hargrove is standing in front of him, hard as a rock, looking like he’s liable to start beating one out in the middle of Steve’s bedroom at any given moment.

    “Got any ideas about how to solve this?” Hargrove asks after a moment, clearing his throat uncomfortably.

    Steve turns his eyes back to him, clenching and unclenching his fists. “I have no idea,” is all he says.

     

    (or: the one where Steve and Billy accidentally inhale some magic dust and suddenly find it virtually impossible to keep their hands off of each other.)

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    Jungkook has it bad for you, but has been able to keep his growing need to himself. That all changes the night he catches you with his best friends. Suddenly, he desperately, painfully needs you to know how he feels.

    ~~~ Snippet~~~
    You turn your head to the side, unable to meet the heat of his gaze head-on for a moment longer. He takes the opening to lower his face to your neck and you swallow hard at the way his nose and lips just barely brush against the sensitive skin there. He braces his arm against the wall and shifts his weight to the other foot before inhaling deeply at the crook of your neck and moaning.

    You bring a palm up to rest on his chest, partly to steady yourself as you grow lightheaded, “Jungkook, what are you - “

    “Did you know I can hear you when you touch yourself at night?” He cuts you off, shifting his weight back again, tongue darting out to wet his lips. His breath is hot and heady as it fans across your face and you can't help the way your mouth falls open at his words. ”I never come harder than when I'm listening to you, noona.”

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    That's the second part of 'Secret Room' - new secrets and more pleasure are waiting for John, Chris, Gracie and little Amelia.

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    Flens Verpa and Flitch stop for a few days in Three Rivers, then journey north in search of novel plagues. Flitch begins to build his repertoire of pathogens. Verpa tells his story.

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    3/?
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    Movie night with the boys gets pretty intense when you find yourself caught in the middle of Jimin and Taehyung’s little game. Jungkook is unwittingly dragged along for the ride.

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    After Shiro's wedding, Keith starts hooking up with a blade agent.

    Little does he know of how dangerous that Galra truly is.

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    What the title says.

    The concept for this story was inspired by tequila, so keep this in mind.

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    This is a sequel that picks up about a month after the end of Fear of a Herobrine. It's a multi mun project that started out very informally and quickly snowballed into a massive project that's lasted for literal years. Muns have come and gone, and some characters will just vanish from the narrative after a period of inactivity or because of an irl conflict in the group.
    -List of past and current contributors-

    TheInfamousDoctorF
    Jack_of_all_Tirades / JacksSmirkingRevenge
    Nehkra / TheOverworldQueen
    Sammniam2
    Void_Home / Sock
    Gemisthename / GemAngelbrine
    VC
    SeriouslynotPaul
    Michaelno1
    IcetigerKitten
    Kittybrine
    Candycove
    Minty
    BlindSteve
    Characters on loan from AskEnderbro on Tumblr via Shooz

     

    -Please don't judge the quality of the rp by the rough texture of the first few chapters. Also not every mun has perfect typing skills and there will be grammar mistakes because the rp is conducted over Skype and things move quite quickly in the chat.-

    Nobody realized the project would get so big....

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    After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Link presents as an Omega, something he kept a secret from everybody. Unfortunately, a month later, his secret is revealed and Zelda, who is an Alpha, decides that she and Link will get married, something that Link isn't keen about in the slightest. Now after two months of dealing with an overbearing, possessive Zelda, Link decides to escape the castle for a bit so he can get some time away from her. During his time out he comes across a certain Zora who Link believes that he now has feelings for. Or maybe that's the heat that's talking...

    (The tags are all over the place now, I'm sorry!)

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    "Think. What's the last thing you remember?"

    But he can't. A ringing begins to sound in his ears and he reaches out to grip tight to the kitchen counter. His eyes stare over Toshi's shoulder and he watches in horror as large specks of white slowly begin to descend from the sky on to his balcony.

    Snow.

    … in September.

    Stunned, the hero looks up in to Toshi's wet eyes.

    "Shouta, you've been missing for six months."

    ___

    After the attack on USJ, Shouta is kidnapped only to wake up in his apartment six months later with no memory and not a scratch on him. As everyone struggles to adjust to normal life, Shouta is forced to try to uncover the missing pieces to ease the worry of his colleagues and most of all, Toshi. But not all scars are visible and frequent run ins with a patch faced man leave Shouta wondering how much of his true self is left and whether or not his lover, the symbol of peace, is safe by his side.

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    The king interrupts you in an embarrassing situation and takes you on a little journey, but he's not telling you the whole story up front. Soon your fairy tale hope turns into a rather short-lived nightmare.

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    hongjoong takes good care of his group.

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    12/12
    Comments:
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    277
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    33
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    ''Commence the simulation.''

    And with that, a mist full of monsters descended upon the Naval Base, full of bestial wrath... and primal lust.

    [Warning: Dark]

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    31,880
    Chapters:
    9/22
    Comments:
    42
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    The week after the rest of the Academy take out Vanya before the apocalypse is a little hectic for Five. The previous time travelling and such messed up with his physical body, delaying his presenting of being an Alpha, Beta, or Omega. The first week doesn't go so well for the new Omega.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    cum one, cum all, cum as you are!

    welcum to this humble collection of smutty oneshots, 3k words or less.

    always taking requests!

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    8/?
    Comments:
    36
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    42
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    6
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