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    Being a struggling comic book artist doesn’t exactly pay the bills, even while living in the family basement. Luckily, Gerard has found a second source of income as New Jersey’s resident kinkster. Whatever fantasy you want to fulfil, Gerard is your guy, or your girl; your Dom or your sub. Hell, he’ll even be your aunt Marie if the price is right. He may not be very professional, but what he lacks in experience and personal hygiene, he makes up for in enthusiasm and creativity.

    Frank knows it’s objectively a bad idea to pay his crush to treat him like a puppy on a regular basis. Especially since Gerard has one rule he seemingly doesn’t intend to break – he won’t sleep with his customers.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Gerard lives in an apartment building with mostly old people, so when a cute guy his age moves in next door, he's eager to get to know him. But that cute guy is seriously strange.

    Like, stealing Gerard's filthy laundry, disappearing for days at a time, frequently covered in mysterious scratches kind of strange.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Spencer Reid takes pride in his ability to detect lies, to spot the tiniest inconsistencies in a person's story - it's the one thing he can always rely on.

    Which is why he feels such a disdain for the BAU's newest member. Although everyone else has fallen for her veneer of kindness, of normalcy, he isn't so easily fooled. There's something off about her; a lack of warmth in her smiles, a lack of light behind her eyes...

    She's hiding something, he knows she is.

    He just needs to prove it, and her house of cards will come crashing down.

    crossposted on wattpad & tumblr: marcidstars

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Connor didn’t understand pain. Android’s senses came from computer scans, they didn’t feel the way that humans did. But after a targeted assault from a grudge fueled attackers intent on making Connor feel pain.

    And Connor’s not sure if he can go back to feeling nothing.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    After the demonstrations end, and Detroit is emptied of people, Hank remains with Connor. An accident on the ice puts Connor in danger, and leaves Hank floundering when help arrives from an unexpected source.

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    22 Feb 2024