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" ๐๐ค๐ข๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ข๐จ๐๐ค๐ / ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ข๐ ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ! ,,
"You're not taking me to a secondary location, are you?"
"You're paranoid. Get in the car."
"Y'know, the way you said that sounds a lot like you're gonna kill me."
"Secondary locations aren't time-efficient. If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead."
"Well, isn't that comforting."
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In which you find yourself in the Umbrella Academy, with no clear answers nor way to get back to your own reality. Oh, and less than two weeks to save the world." ๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ก๐ข / ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ ๐จ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐ง? ,,
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- Part 4 of the number nine collection
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โ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐ค๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ก๐ก / ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐๐ฃ, ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ โ
โ For someone who can time-travel, you sure do consistently have the worst timing out of anyone I know. โ
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In which Vanille Feint pauses their self-isolation to attend the funeral of Sir Reginald Hargreeves, only to run into their best friend in the world and the person at fault for getting them stuck in a teenagerโs body (one in the same, Five Hargreeves). And better yet, he comes bearing news of an apocalypse- one that theyโd spent years thinking about.โ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ง๐ง๐ค๐ฌ, ๐ฌ๐'๐ก๐ก ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐จ / ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ก๐๐จ ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐จ๐ค๐ช๐ฅ โ
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โ ๐'๐ก๐ก ๐จ๐๐ฎ ๐ ๐ข๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ง๐ฅ๐ค๐จ๐ โ
" If you don't learn to accept it, you'll lose yourself "
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In which Toby, also known as AO3 user starstruckvodka, is thrown into an alternate-universe version of himself and has to pretend he is who he says he is while navigating an impending apocalypse.
AKA. a short fic on what I think would happen if I found myself in these circumstances and caught up in the consequences of my own self-insert fics I have published. Things do not end well.โ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ค ๐๐ค๐ข๐ โ
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- Part 5 of the number nine collection
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" ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ญ๐บ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด๐ฆ / ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐ง ,,
"Oh great, another druggie..."
"That's my epilepsy medication, asshole."
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In which Oz returns to the academy after a very long time of being gone, only to discover that Five Hargreeves has absolutely no memory of them." ๐ช ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ช๐จ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ด / ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ,,
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- Part 3 of the number nine collection
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Time Machine / Five Hargreeves x gn!reader by starstruckvodka
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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"๐ช๐ง ๐ช ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ, ๐ช๐ง ๐ช ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ / ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ช๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ? ,,
"Are you planning on leaving that blood on your face as decoration or something?"
"I think it's a good look on me."
"The look is that you just lost a fight."
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In which your favourite Commission-worker takes a much-needed break to attend Reginald Hargreeves' funeral, only to get wrapped up in a scheme to prevent the apocalypse with a Five Hargreeves who has lost all memories of them."๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ? / ๐ฎ๐ข๐บ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ ,,
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- Part 2 of the number nine collection
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You cannot understand him, no matter how hard you endeavour. Maybe that is why you can love him. You can love the illusion. You can love the magician. You can love his tricks.
(Five and Reader trapped in the subway system.)
Bookmarked by starstruckvodka
14 Aug 2024
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If you couldn't figure it out, Five attempts an assassination, and things get messy.
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It's been too peaceful, and five doesn't know what to do with himself. A nagging feeling tells him that the apocalypse is one wrong move away. His siblings tell him that its paranoia, or trauma. So, he takes matters into his own hands, and does the one thing he was trained to do: kill.Bookmarked by starstruckvodka
21 Jul 2024
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I am sick of the fanon interpretation of Jeff
So I wrote a fic about his backstory
And made him have actual motives and trauma because the whole โoh he just went crazyโ excuse is so cheapJeff The Killer is not mine, the original belongs to Sesseur. Additionally, this is inspired by the โJeffrey Alan Woodsโ Jeff and not the โJeffrey C Hodekโ Jeff. Okay tyvm ๐
If you like angst, creepypasta and a long story with lots of sassy Jeff and Liu, enjoy
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โChicks dig scarsโ -Liu WoodsBookmarked by starstruckvodka
16 Jul 2024
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โHey, are you okayโโ
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โYou just watched! You dickhead, you couldโve done something to maybe stop that prick of a know-it-all, but he had to tell everyone that Iโโ Max stops himself. His face drops as he suddenly feels heavy. He wipes his eyes again with his sleeve, this time the feeling of being pathetic rocking his core instead. โOh, whatโs the point? Everyone knows nowโโ
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โThatโs not true, Max,โ David interrupts. He looks down at his boots and sighs heavily. Fidgeting with his watch, David says, โYou donโt have to tell anyone anything if you donโt want to. Itโs not that you didnโt trust Neil, itโs just that you didnโt want to tell him something. And to him, that might have been his way of assuming that you donโt trust him. But to you, it was just the case of not wanting to tell someone something personal, and thatโs okay. You donโt have to tell anyone anything if you donโt want to.โ
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Max stares at David with an incredibly confused look on his face. โAre youโฆ okay?โ
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David shrugs. โI donโt know, Max. I just want you to be happy, I guess. You deserve that.โ
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-A companion/sequel to "Succession"-
Klaus is finally sober, Five wants to quit his job
Simple, right? So what do an assassination and a Mediterranean mob boss have to do with it?
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- Part 2 of Reader is the Daddy Now