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    Stromae has created a group chat
    Stromae has added Bigflo and Oli, Peggy Carter, Ron Weasley, Gerard Way, Anakin Skywalker, Dio Brando, Kaeya Alberich, and several others
    Stromae has named the group chat “calculus sucks :(”

    --ONGOING--

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    22/?
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    25
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    As the holiday season approaches, I will be posting an Umbrella Academy Christmas fic everyday until the 25th, as a sort of virtual advent calendar.
    Will feature Hargreeves holiday shenanigans, including a Secret Santa exchange that goes hilariously wrong, a special present for Five, a mild case of frostbite, and some rewrites of classic Christmas carols with a twist.

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    When Number Five accidentally teleports his family to the 1960's, he sees someone he swore he would never see again.

    (The reader will be genderless, they/them pronouns will be used and a nickname will be used because I refuse to use (y/n).

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    4/?
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    "That doesn't sound so annoying."

    "Yeah whatever, I'm sure you'd hate him too, if you'd know him. Anyway, enough of that. Have you ever wondered what a woman's orgasm feels like?"

    Alphonso freezes. "What?"

    -

    Ch 1: When Alphonso met Lila.

    Ch 2: And then Lila met Ben.

    Ch 3: Lila grows a conscience and decides to tell Diego.

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    A young Omega by the name of Viktor Hargreeves experience his pups death, and after a short moment of rage and killing he returns to himself, not long after this omega meets a certain Alpha…who seems to be just as special as his pack, they fall in love much like the rest of his siblings and the pack grows

    This is an A/B/O TUA fan fic that I’ve had stuck in my mind for about 3 months now and only began writing it like last Saturday, I hope you enjoy, I will try to update as often as I can but with school n stuff in the way I might not be able to meet requirements.

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    "You guys are a little far from home aren't you?" She said with an amused smirk. She then hit a button on the wall next to her and an alarm went off. A flash of blue was seen then an adult Five was standing infront of her.

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    1/?
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    5
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    “Oh, don’t tell me you’ve already cum.” Lila teased but snuck a look toward his jeans for any sign of a wet spot.

     

    “No. I-I have to pee.”

    ——
    or Diego just really needs to pee and Lila might let him.

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    “Listen. When you showed up at our house, I think… I think something happened. I don’t know what. It doesn’t make any sense to me, but I’m hoping that if you come out to my car to see it, it'll make sense to you. Two minutes of your time, and then the briefcase is yours.”

    "Can't you just tell us what it is?" Viktor asked.

    "I need to show you."

    "You really don't," said Allison.

    "I do!"

    He kept his voice low, but there was real urgency in it. His jaw was clenched tight. Even over the ambient sounds of a busy diner, Allison could hear him grinding his teeth, and she didn’t think it was out of anger.

    Something had Marcus spooked.

    Viktor sighed softly.

    “Okay,” he said. “Fine. Let’s go to the alley and look at secret stuff together, I guess.”

    “If this guy pulls out his junk,” Allison hissed in Viktor’s ear as they trailed after Marcus outside, “I am rumoring him to slam it in his car door.”

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    Exhausted, beaten, and awash with grief, the Umbrella Academy leave their father and his new family behind to try and make peace with their fate as extratemporal oddities.

    Fate has other plans.

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    8/?
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    Five returns home after the disaster that became of his trip to Ireland to find that his siblings have mended some of the bridges between them and are prepared to take down Reginald Hargreeves.

    But, there's a lot to be done before they can even consider what that entails - and a suspicious sister, untold truths and family politics aren't helping matters. It's going to take all of the academy's strength and power to take down their father's throne once and for all.

    This is the story of how they failed.

     

    A direct sequel to my story Wanderer.

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    Ben created Group Chat

    Ben added Klaus

    Ben added Five

    Ben added Viktor

    Ben added Diego

    Ben added Allison

    Ben added Luther

    Klaus: hola hermanos!!!!!

    Diego: Ben why did you just make a family group chat

    Ben: Klaus wanted to make one but didn’t know how
    _______

    AU where everything still happened, but everyone is alive and no more apocalypses happen. Also they have cells phones.

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    Ten years after the death of eccentric billionaire, genius, and child cult leader Sir Reginald Hargreeves, his adopted children are all on very different trajectories in life. It just so happens that Diego's mostly consists of fist fights, gigs in sweaty bars, and living with his mom at the age of 27. Still, he's mostly happy with the way things are, until a few misspoken words and a chance encounter with a crazy lady force him onto a whole new path.

    OR

    Diego accidentally lies to his mom about having a girlfriend and is then forced to confront the mortifying ordeal of being known.

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    So basically Beatrice is just trying to live her life back in 1963 when this weird guy comes into her life and tells her that the world is ending. Little did she know she had a big part in this unwritten chapter of this world. And do they fall in love? Who knows :3

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    8/?
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    The Umbrella Academy are in a whole different timeline and they're powerless, which is a lot to get used to. After splitting up yet again, they have to figure out how to live. But while there are a lot of challenges, there are also some benefits to this new world, and doppelgängers.

    (set right after the end of season 3)

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    8/?
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    The tentative peace between the Hargreeves siblings and their father is disrupted when Klaus returns from an unexplained trip to the afterlife with his powers restored. In the ensuing struggle, Klaus could be Five’s greatest advantage, which turns him into Reginald’s number one target.

    Hargreeves now remembers both his lifetimes, after all, and he is keenly aware that the most overlooked aspect of Klaus’ abilities could lead to his downfall.

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    15/?
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    354
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    Parenthood can be a real mood-killer. But what if that’s not the problem, but rather finding a private moment and time, when you are both really in love and incredibly into each other?

    -or-

    5 times Lila and Diego being parents gets in the way of their sex life +1 time the conditions are just right.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    20
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    77
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    What’s the secret of happiness? How can one family cause the end of the world multiple times? Is it possible to have a good day in the Umbrella Academy without anyone getting their feelings hurt?

    Judith Chase has been forced to ask herself many impossible questions after her forceful recruitment as number Eight. But after surviving multiple timelines and hopping through (many) brains and bodies, she’s learned to roll with the apocalypses instead of asking. Life is absurd enough as it is.

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    34/?
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    63
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    Luther scowled. “Do you guys smell barbeque?”

    Oh crap, Allison thought twelve seconds before the tiny embers on Luther’s back hairs were stroked by a passing breeze.

    Stanley screamed and stumbled backwards until he ran into Diego, eyes wide in horror. “He’s on fire!”

    “Your back is on fire!” Diego yelled.

    Luther screamed and tried to slap at the flames protruding from his back like wings. “I’M ON FIRE!”

    Otherwise known as: The Umbrella Academy goes to Malibu

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    5/20
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    The life of Diego Hargreeves, as told by memories and other mediums. A study of Diego from within and without, particularly the conflict between the two.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    It wasn't like they knew that it was going to happen. The briefcase looked fine, Herb was confident that it would work, and Five seemed inclined to believe him, so they'd huddled together and set their course for home. But, maybe using a briefcase that had just been stuck in a supernatural energy wave wasn't their smartest idea.

    Then again, it isn't the weirdest thing to happen to them. At least in this universe— dimension, reality?— there were other superheroes left having to save the world. Which meant all they had to do was figure out how to get home. Simple enough, right?

    or, the briefcase sends the Hargreeves into the 2015 Marvel Universe because things can't ever go their way. Post Season 02.

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    34,864
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    70
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    438
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    La pequeña muñeca rusa que tiene el apocalipsis dentro suyo; disfrazada como la blanca violinista y que aun se pregunta ¿Alguien vendrá por mi...?

    Semi AU
    Pairing: Fiveya [Five Hargreeves x Vanya Hargreeves] - Others
    Advertencias: Gore, Smut, Poliamor (Leve), Dark-Character, OoC, Romace, Non-Con

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    Español
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    10,967
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Kudos:
    1
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    43

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