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    Diego received a call during the early hours of the morning and it changed his life.

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    Lila wasn't expecting her mom to recruit a literal child out of the apocalypse, but she can't really say that she's surprised. Still, it would help if she knew more about this tiny, feral, child that she is now stuck with.

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    • Part 1 of Gun
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    When Five lands in Dallas, he's greeted with nuclear war. Hazel gets across a warning, but a warzone isn't the best place for a rendezvous. When Five has to pull himself backwards in time yet again, he discovers that there may be more serious consequences to his jumps.

    But he doesn't have time for that. He's got a nuclear apocalypse to stop, five siblings (and a ghost) to round up, and he's got to do it all in less than two weeks.

    He can worry about the rest of it when he's retired, right?

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    You, a Temps Commission paper-pusher on the losing end of a sabotage scheme, end up stranded in Dallas, 1959, with no money, friends, or time-space manipulating briefcase to your name. Mourning any future prospects of getting your old job and life back, you soldier on and begrudgingly acclimate to your new environment. Fast-forward a few years later to when some familiar faces roll into town, and you quickly become entwined in a dangerous mission with one of the most infamous assassin teams in the Commission— the trio of brothers known colloquially as The Swedes. Only problem besides the continuous life or death situations you put yourself in? You might just be falling for them.

    ***
    Re-uploaded and heavily edited years after originally posting. If it seems familiar that’s because it is :)

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    Elizabeth never cared for romance or making friends until she had no one to take care of her in her old age. Then Sir Reginald Hargreeves offered her free room and board as well as enough money for her to live more than just comfortably. The catch? She had to marry him and convince all of his children they actually were in love.

    Inspired by this Tumblr post:
    https://at.tumblr.com/destinyandcoins/690306558940282880/m3s07k9xnr5o

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    6/?
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    Now that you're actually getting married and have a fifteen month old baby together, it's not possible to avoid it any longer: Five has to meet your parents. It goes more wrong than you could possibly imagine, spiralling to bring up secrets he'd rather stay buried.

    The Final Part of my Hard Feelings series. If the tags didn't make it clear enough, we are going to some uncomfortable places here. The non-con is more centred on psychology than the physical acts. The sex act tags reference acts performed consensually. We're looking at 50% fluff and 50% hurt/comfort. Why yes, I DO have a tone problem, thank you for noticing.

    **Updated Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays**

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    Zero and Five Hargreeves fall into yet another apocalypse and venture through the sixties. Five is irritable, Zero is losing her cool, and as usual, there's no way they're getting a break.

    Sequel to 'I Love You Like an Alcoholic'

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    10/?
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    “Commission protocol states that all temporal assassins must be assigned a partner for no less than one year as part of a standard five-year contract. Now, I understand that Number Five is something of a pet project for you, but that does not excuse him from proper procedure.”

    “AJ, you know me! I completely agree with company policy. But AJ, pairing Five with Lila of all people will be an unmitigated disaster!”

    Straight out of basic training, and an apocalypse, Number Five Hargreeves has joined the Commission. He and the Handler agree that he would be most effective as a solo agent as he is still suffering from a number of apocalypse related issues including an aversion to socialization and a healthy dose of PTSD. AJ Carmichael however disagrees.

    Thus, Five must contend with his new partner: rookie assassin Lila Pitts.

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    14/?
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    “Fancy a spin around the universe, love?”
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    "You and me, it's never gonna happen."

    "Why not?"

    "We haven't known each other for that long, for one."

    "It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy;—it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others."

    "You can't quote literature at me every time to prove a point!"

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    In which Five Hargreeves makes the biggest mistake of his life.
     

    Summary: Five had been angry the first time he time-travelled. Not just angry, furious. The person he'd given his heart to had betrayed his trust and he wasn't sure how to forgive her. So, he jumped into the future recklessly, uncaring of the consequence. Forty-one years spent in the apocalyptic wasteland and at the Commission and he finally made it back to her. 

     

    It didn't matter that she wasn't happy to see him after eleven years. Five was back. He was going to save the world from the apocalypse and the only girl who meant anything to him. 

     

    *Five is aged up in this story, so he time jumps at seventeen (nearly eighteen). Story takes place across 2 separate years: 2007 when Five and Natalia are seventeen, and 2019 when Five comes back from the apocalypse, each chapter is labelled with when it is set!*

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    "Hand in mine into your icy blues,
    And then I'd say to you,
    We could take to the highway,
    With this trunk of ammunition too..."

    Five makes a deal with Hell to resurrect Helena, unaware of her true fate. But he's got one thousand souls to get through before they can be reunited.
    Meanwhile, Helena enters a fresh new hell as a superpowered vampire. After 'dying' under the Commission's employ, only the Handler knows Helena is still alive, and plans to use that to her advantage.

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    nyx hargreeves, number eight of the umbrella academy, is once again thrust into the world of time travel when her thirteen-year-old brother returns, with information that the world is ending in eight days.

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    5/?
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    What happens in the Apocalypse stays in the Apocalypse, except for Five, who is very intent on getting out.
    Join the man himself on his ventures through a desiccated wasteland, featuring sometimes-questionable survival instincts, the New and Improved Fifty-One Stages of Grief, and a lot more people than you'd expect after an extinction event.

    The rest of the Hargreeves siblings are only mentioned. Probably. :)

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    7/?
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    It's the apocalypse, and God still doesn't want him. Klaus wakes up.

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    On the 12th hour on the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    He got 8 of them.

     

    Joining the academy at the age of 8 under strange circumstances Seph has grown up as a part of the Umbrella Academy. Developing the powers that haunted her everyday life.

    After returning to say goodbye to the man she grew up to despise and reuniting with someone she thought she had lost forever, Seph finds herself in the middle of a fight to save the world from an apocalypse due to arrive in only 8 days.

    Can she stay in control or will the nightmares take over?

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    5/?
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    We don't talk about Bruno, Hargreeves edition

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    They stopped the apocalypse. The new world may exactly be how they would want it, but they manage.

    But then, Five starts acting weird. He becomes more erratic and disregards his love for his siblings. One day he doesn’t come home. Neither does he the next day or the next. The Hargreeves have to save their littlest-oldest brother, face enemies from the past before he disappears from space-time all together, and save the world, all at once.

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    I just projected my own trauma onto Five lol

    Five being allowed to be traumatized and feel things while not simultaneously trying to save the world, because fuck you let him cry.

    This takes place in an AU where after leaving the 60's they're back in the original timeline. Everything up until this is canon other than Ben moving on at the end of season 2, he is still able to talk with Klaus and possess him etc. There's going to be one chapter focused on Five and each of his siblings and then one with all of them. The chapters are in chronological order but you don't need to read all of them, they should be pretty understandable in standalone context.

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    What if Five had a wife?

    Introducing Number Eight: Adeline Hargreeves. The Solar Flare. Or, as Five likes to call her: Dolores.

    Follow these two time-traveling, super-powered misfits as they navigate life together---and try to stop an apocalypse from destroying the world.

    *(Starts with a looong prologue, then jumps right into season one, with a few flashbacks scattered along the way.)*

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    The Umbrella Academy saved the world at the end of season 1. Now, they are trying to move on with their lives, including Allison, who now has partial custody of Claire. Five is also trying to move on (or better yet live the life he was supposed to have before he jumped).
    Will a once in a life time encounter with a teacher from Claire's school bring about something unexpected or will Five continue as he always has been, alone and tied to a mannikin?

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    16,967
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    7
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    26
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    5
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    545

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