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    continues off of my Story 'Why do you only Call me When You're High'

    The road to recovery is all two steps forward and one step back. Perhaps there is even a little mystery in this misery? But hey at least they are doing it as a Family

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    5) Diego and Klaus are getting married and Klaus wants to walk down the aisle in the most beautiful, fairytale princess wedding dress ever. He ropes in his sisters and Grace to go dress shopping with him.

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    "He can't hear you," said Ben, eying Klaus on the floor with his eyes rolling back into his head. "He's high."

    "Well, get him sober!" Five pinched the bridge of his nose. Only with his luck would he die trying to get back to his timeline to stop the apocalypse and the only person that could help was high as a kite on the floor.

     

    Or,

    In which in the process of returning to the past, Five dies. With only a few months until the apocalypse happens, he's stuck with trying to get Klaus sober enough to see him and sober enough to stop the apocalypse.

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    His life changed one January night when he went out to a bar like usual. The bar was crowded, filled with sweaty bodies all either drunk or high, dancing like idiots without a care in the world. This was the place where he felt most alive. Where the ghosts couldn’t reach him and he was free to be whoever the hell he wanted to.

    There, he met a girl like him. They ended up tangled in some random motel room, lost in passion and drunken attraction. It was good, until it all came crashing down on his head a month later in November, when she blew into his room, a furious look on her face that made him sit up.

    “I’m fucking pregnant.” She snarled, and okay well that wasn’t what he was expecting at all.

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    My friend said Klaus had a kid in the comics and I thought why the heck not you know?

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    Klaus and Five both have their issues.

    But they're getting better.

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    The last time Klaus saw his siblings was at Allison and Patrick's wedding. A lot had changed since then; including the accidental, irreversible loss of his sight.

    There's no time to tell them that, though. Not with the return of their long-presumed-dead brother and the impending apocalypse. Plus, it doesn't matter. He's got Ben as a good seeing-eye ghost.

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    Klaus and Ben have the afternoon shift together almost every day. But not every day are the customers as nice — or as hot! — as this new Dave guy.

    Or, in other words, a story where Klaus gets his life together enough to get a boyfriend.

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    "Fait Accompli", a thing that has already happened or been decided before those affected hear about it, leaving them with no option but to accept it.

    Well, he thinks. Too bad he doesn't listen to little Girly god.

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    AKA, Klaus gets sober a bit quicker (thanks, Ben), Five is a little less socially-inept, and the world is a little kinder on the fourty-three kids born on that fateful day.
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    AAKA, Five (and Klaus) give a big fuck you to fate, and changes the timestream anyway (though, all according to Girly's plan).

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    The Handler's deal is good. His sibling's safety all for the low, low price of his loyalty to the Commission. Five takes it.
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    "Why didn't you tell us?" Diego asked his voice edging on angry and just plain tired

    Five sighed, he'd been dreading this conversation. His plan of dying and his siblings finding a vague letter explaining everything went up in smoke.

    "I used to work for an organization, called the Temps Commission. I stopped the apocalypse that was supposed to happen in April."

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    Brother's come in all shapes and sizes. Klaus knew this- he already had four! He never quite expect to end up with the couple dozen he ended up with. But well, Family is Family. Now if only he could get some alone time with his boyfriend.

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    Klaus creates a Hargreeves Group Chat. It does not go as planned.

    aka The Chat Fic no one needs.

    Disclaimer: We Do Not Own The Umbrella Academy. We wish did, but we don't. If we did we would be in the Carriban on a private yatch not writing Fanfic.

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    After time travelling back to 2003, where they’re their kids selves for a week, Five takes them back to their rightful time. But there’s always a price to pay. They’re now presented with new abilities that can potentially help them do better this time around. Except, they have ten days to figure it all out, again.

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    I found a tumblr promt by legendarywhump when looking through an Umbrella Academy tag and it ate my brain but the promt gives away a lot of the plot so...

    Klaus is kidnaped (again) and tortured (again). His Captor seems to know a lot. And have a lot of plans, not just for Klaus but also for his siblings.

    a heavy Klaus torture and recovery fic that I wanted so I wrote. + Some long ass author's notes because that's how I roll.

    NOW HAS SEQUEL

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    “Klaus, look at me.” He said, a gentle order. Klaus did so, his eyes seemed to be unfocused and glassy so Diego made sure he was really paying attention before asking the question again
    “What did David settle as?” He asked. Klaus sighed dreamily and stroked along Diego’s face
    “He was a snake. A Black Mamba. David settled as a Black Mamba the night you left me.” He said softly.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a time travelling assassin in possession of a glitter-covered séance, must always wear his sweater without complaint.

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    Klaus is chronically unlucky. It's about time that he accept that. Really waking up in a cage and being forced into a superhuman fight-club shouldn't be that surprising at this point. Well. It's kill or be killed, and for once, he'd really rather live, thank you very much.

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    ________

    In which I am being extremely self-indulgent :-)
    - The present belongs to Klaus, the past belongs to Diego.

    Klaus' POV takes place after everyone is saved from the apocalypse and the Hargreeves are forced to actually sort out their emotional issues! Along the way, he finds reuniting with Diego has brought back a lot of pent up feelings that he needs to deal with: now including a truth or dare game and some Diego in eyeliner! Additionally, with Five trying to teach him to channel his powers to bring Ben back, Klaus has a lot on his plate.

    Diego's POV takes place during childhood, showcasing the fucked up situation in which they got aforementioned emotional issues! Starting before Klaus takes drugs, this really bittersweet portion shows young Diego helplessly trying to save his partner in crime from Reginald's ruthless treatment. However, what he learns the hard way is that he cannot save someone who isn't willing to save themselves.

    Along the way, everyone happens to get the development they deserve, because they're worth it.

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    Alternative; When Klaus comes back from the War he is completely disconnected from the world. He couldn’t stand leaving Dave behind, but he also couldn’t stand going back to the same place where he died. He just needed to get away. He managed to find the case and come back. He makes his way to the vet bar with two brothers following him. They end up leaving together and make it back to the mansion. All klaus wants to do is curl up in his bed and forget about the world. His siblings have a very different idea when they see Diego trailing in with a silent and out-of-it looking klaus, imagining he’s just come back from a bender and letting them down again, letting them face the danger of Hazel and Cha-Cha’s attack whilst he went off to get High.
    They all find out the truth. About Klaus and Vanya’s Childhood. About the days of torture inflicted in Klaus by Hazel and Cha-Cha. About the Vietnam War. About Dave. About Klaus’ Withdrawal and the real reason he uses in the first place.

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    Diego's having a rough day. Somehow, Klaus manages to make it better.

    This might be the start of something wonderful. Or it might be the start of something disastrous. You never know with the Hargreeves family.

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    Will contain age-play, you've been warned.

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    Eccentric billionaire Reginald Hargreeves only managed to adopt six children born on that fateful day in 1989, and those children together made the Umbrella Academy.

    In Dresden, Germany, Klaus Schmidtt learns the secrets of the past and reunites people with passed loved ones.

    One day, the ghost of a billionare shows up in his bedroom and demands he go to some academy.

    Or,

    Reginald doesn't adopt Klaus, and he grows up in Germany and actually learns how to use his powers. Becomes somewhat famous for conjuring the dead, and a deceased Reginald seeks him out after his death.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    261
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    854
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    207
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    7039

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