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    "What's best for us?" Diego punctuated the question by lodging a knife into the armchair. "You're really going to try tell me you think an international tour of the world's shittiest moms is what’s best for us?“

    Or,

    In the wake of the almost-apocalypse, the Hargreeves siblings must learn how to cope with their trauma and relate to each other. A road trip to meet their birth mothers seems like a good way to do so.

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    2/?
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    30
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    Just a series of The Umbrella Academy one shots! Most of them are angsty and relate to mature ideas, so discretion is advised.

    Prompts are always open! Leave them in the comments and I’ll get to them as soon as I can.

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    82/?
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    1270
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    88
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    continues off of my Story 'Why do you only Call me When You're High'

    The road to recovery is all two steps forward and one step back. Perhaps there is even a little mystery in this misery? But hey at least they are doing it as a Family

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    5/?
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    30
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    20
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    1419
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    Anon request on tumblr

     

    Five times Diego stuttered and one time he didn't. With some trans!Diego sprinkled in there because I will die for this hc

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    2/6
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    7
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    After just barely escaping the apocalypse, the last thing you wanted was for your family to start looking at you like you’re missing a head or a limb. So, of course, the first thing Klaus started to do was pat himself down to make sure all of him made it out of that shit show.

    Two arms, check.
    Two legs, check.
    He cupped his crotch and sighed in relief, check.

    It was then that Klaus looked down and realized he couldn’t actually see his feet, he was eye to eye with what looked like his engorged stomach.

    “Don’t --” Five tried to stop him, but was cut off when Klaus started freaking out.

    “What the fuck? What the actual fuck!” Klaus shrieked, "Oh my god, it's a parasite! It’s a time traveling tapeworm! Get it out, get it out, get it out!”

    “You look like you swallowed a planet,” Ben observed intellectually.

    “Oh no. No, no, no. You so do not get to use Doctor Who quotes against me, buddy!” Klaus squawked, backing away from one brother and ending up bumping into another, Diego’s hand reaching out to steady him before Klaus toppled over again.

    Allison was the first one to finally say the actual words, “He looks...pregnant.”

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    6/?
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    62
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    61
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    4333
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    When they were sixteen Klaus successfully ran off for the night, and to celebrate went to the disco with a girl he barely knew. He was young, terribly misguided, but overall the night was amazing.

    He just did not expect to have a baby dumped in his arms nine months later.

    Or,

    The author takes a throw away joke in the show and runs with it.

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    4/?
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    262
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    52
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    2113
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    Umbrella Academy One-shots!

    Go ahead an request a one-shot in the comments :)
    Rules in the first chapter !!

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    615
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    4
    Hits:
    82
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    Reginald Hargreeves is not a kind man. He is not a man who cares about the world or his children. All he cares about is science. And the seven children he's acquired have much for him to discover. And it doesn't matter what they have to say about it.

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    4,158
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    17
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    62
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    9
    Hits:
    800
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    When the umbrella academy tries to stop the apocalypse from happening, Five lets free one of their greatest weapon in the fight that is to come, number 8, the sibling that they all forgot long ago.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    6
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    Our favorite super siblings are back in the past they all thought they left behind.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    3
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    210
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    Five has always known he would receive a soulmark on his thirteenth birthday. He doesn't know what his soulmark will look like, but he's always known exactly who it would be for.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    They all traveled back in time to stop the apocalypse and maybe get some sibling bonding done whilst they were at it.

    Klaus traveled back in time to learn how to deal with his fears.

    He just didn't expect that dealing with his fears meant writing a book about the deaths of the ghosts that haunted him.

    -

    Or Klaus writes a book about all the ghosts he encounters, thus facing his fears, and maybe the worst one of them all as well: Ben's death.

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    11/?
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    Klaus falls back into bad habits and Ben is worried. With the complications of Number Six having his own life now though, Klaus starts pushing him away like everyone else. Eventually, things get out of hand and Klaus is found in such a bad state that the siblings know they need outside help. Against his will, they manage to get him into a rehabilitation facility.

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    14,426
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    55
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    38
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    /ˈbɑːmɪsʌɪd/: Illusory or imaginary and therefore disappointing. Originating from the early 18th century: from Arabic Barmakī, the name of a prince in the Arabian Nights' Entertainments, who gave a beggar a feast consisting of ornate but empty dishes.

    January 1st 2007. A tragedy that wipes out an entire family. All except Klaus.

    An AU where it's only after death that they start to bond.

    (And also protect Klaus because holy hell that boy has no self-preservation instinct)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    225
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    The Umbrella Academy welcomes an Eighth member.

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    1/1
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    Springtime brings beautiful blooms, green sprouts poking through the soft, wet earth, opening for the world to marvel at. Summer sees the bees and butterflies busy at work, fluttering around on the soft current of warm wind. Lazy yet purposeful. Fall ushers in the fruits, colorful and ripe and lovely, the hard labor finally paid off.

    Winter is cold, barren, pale. A world of black and white. Winter is lonely and unforgiving.

    As his siblings' skin blossoms around him, Klaus finds himself stuck with nothing but a date running down his back. August 23, 1968. Embarrassed and disappointed that he never even had the chance to meet his soulmate, Klaus spends his life pretending to be soulmate-less until one unauthorized round trip to 1968 changes everything.

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    3,699
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    17
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    151
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    30
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    Ben and Luther are sent on a mission. Ben gets ripped apart- but he doesn't die. He really should have done. He and the rest of the Hargreeves siblings set out to understand why and fully gain control of their rather random powersets.
    Gods!AU that no one asked for.

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    14,598
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    89
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    14
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    1187
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    Diego doesn’t approve of the whole sleeping with fans thing. Generally speaking. But when a cute twink, all laced up in leather, starts hanging around, he decides it might be reasonable to make an exception. Maybe.

     

    “We’re having a moment,” Klaus said, awestruck. “A. Moment.”

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
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    22
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    120
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    16
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    1133
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    The first time Five disappeared, they were thirteen. Since then she was losing count of the times he came and left. Good thing she was writing it down. Vanya/Five, Mature, My heart is entwined around yours...

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    Words:
    24,255
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3289
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    Allison stumbles into Wonderland after following an anxious white rabbit wearing a suit and carrying an instrument case. (Title may change.)

    Excerpt: The mad hatter, as the cat referred to him, she discovers is nothing more than a young boy, no older than thirteen if she were to guess. The boy sits at the head of the table reading a newspaper. From where she stands, she can see a small dormouse asleep on the table, curled up in a black fabric. At the other end of the table sits a hare with a long, thin scar above one eye. She can’t find the white rabbit from before anywhere. Allison steps closer to inspect the paper and catch the hatter’s attention, but upon moving the script vanishes from the pages. The boy slams the now textless paper onto the table and glares at her.

    Language:
    English
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    2,957
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    256

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