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    If you ever need a crash diet, try the apocalypse. It is fat free, dairy free, lacking in all the vital vitamins and minerals, and totally organic.

    After all, look at Five. Weeks after stopping the apocalypse and he still can’t finish a plate of food.

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    The Umbrella Academy always sneak out to go hang out at Griddy's Doughnuts. One day, they meet 3 other people that become their close friends.

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    Five's family is slowly unravelling all around him. As is his life.
    Death seems to follow him. And it likes to play the joke that everything comes in threes.
    First, there was Grace.
    Then, there was Vanya.
    And now, Dolores might join the slowly growing list.

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    Klaus groaned, exasperated and too tired to deal with all this.
    "Fine," he stood up again, reluctant. "Fine, I'll save the day. Again. As always. Here I come! Number Four to the rescue...!"

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    "They're lying." Dolores said, and Five looked over at her in confusion, "Don't fall for their tricks. The apocalypse is in three days and you have to stop it."

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    In which Five jumps his family three months into the Apocalypse. Trapped in the place of his nightmares, he has to find a way to fix his mistake and endure the family bonding that ensues.

    This is surely hell.

    (Atychiphobia: The crippling and persistent fear of failure.)

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    Reginald always said time travel can mess with your mind. Now, Five knows he was right, and he has proof to back him up.

    **collection of Five whump basically.

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    5/?
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    it was a simple mission and a silly mistake

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    The Hargreeves household is rustling about with joy when Allison informs them of her ex-husband and daughter's upcoming visit. Everyone is preparing in their own outlandish ways - that is, everyone besides Five.

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    Even with the apocalypse averted, Five hasn't been able to let go of his addiction. And due to his obsessing over equations that are no longer needed, he is very sleep deprived. He ends up sleep jumping, and after a mishap with the chandelier, Five breaks his arm. Unfortunately, it's his dominant hand, and Five finds it difficult to preform tasks with his non-dominant hand.

    Who would have thought that eating would be such an ordeal? A sandwich would have been much easier, but he wanted something different for a change.

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    "We use my ability to time travel, but this time...I take you with me." It sounded so simple. He knew it was anything but. It was the only way, though. To fix the timeline and avoid the apocalypse, he first needed to reset the past and fix their broken family, all the while hiding the truth from Hargreeves and staying out of The Commission's radar. The young heroes attempt to train Vanya on their own. Vanya seeks to find the Five she lost so many years ago. Five continues to wrestle his demons and find a sense of who he has become.

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    Five wants a hug, but he doesn't believe that anyone wants to hug him.

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    Where the apocalypse happened like it was supposed to be. 9000 years had passed, and humans have been separated into the flesh, the bone, and the soul.
    Or
    The umbrella academy but fragile gems. Angst and plot twists ensured.

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    4/?
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    There’s something that Five wants back. They drag their brothers along with them.

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    Klaus Hargreeves was ordinary. All of his siblings had powers and he had schizophrenia. To deal with his hallucinations he takes a strong anti-psychotic. suddenly has missing brother five comes back and says that he saw the Apocalypse. the Hargreaves siblings have to stop the apocalypse and Klaus has to stay out of their way.

     
    (chapter three edited)
     

    Vanya and Klaus role swap au

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    Set in a future where the apocalypse has been successfully avoided, Vanya and Klaus pose as Number Five’s straight parents and enroll him in school after his therapist - yes, he has one of those - says that he needs more socialization. From there, it just gets more and more complicated. Apparently, Five was not made to thrive in a normal middle school. It doesn’t take the other students more than thirty seconds to notice that there is something off about him. It probably doesn’t help that Vanya and Klaus never thought to enroll him with a human sounding name. This can only go badly.

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    Number Five wakes up in a car crash with Klaus and Diego, his leg may or may not be broken.

    Five central, the description is bad but hopefully my writing is better!

    Just a side note, I use the Oxfard comma sometimes just in case someone thinks it's bad grammar.

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    2/?
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    Five failed a mission. He needs to be punished.

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    Our favorite dimension-opening telekinetic and time-traveling teleporter meet. Things go a lot better than expected.

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    Quick to tear up with sadness, shadow over with fear or crinkle with laughter, Klaus' eyes were bright and had life to spare. 

    But these eyes were completely dead, without a single spark of life in them. 

    or, the one where Five has a nightmare and Klaus might actually be getting good at this 'comforting others' thing.

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    17
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    275
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    15
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