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    Seconds, not decades. 

    The blue glow pulsed between his fingers and he pulled at the familiarity of the feeling, pulling until time and space bent under his touch, parting as he struggled to squeeze himself through just enough to jump and change the course of history. 

    The energy, familiar but somehow different, courses through his body and then he moves, for a few precious seconds existing within the time and yet outside of it. 

    -

    a.k.a.
    Five is so, so close to getting them back home and making things right. And then he isn't.

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    The day Five Hargreeves looked out of the Umbrella Academy’s windows and saw snow was the same day that Five realized just how much the apocalypse fucked him up.

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    Diego tries to hide an injury, Vanya doubts her place, Ben misses having a physical body, Allison misses her family, Five needs a break, and Luther has a difficult night.
    Klaus is exceptionally skilled at noticing such things.

    OR

    Six times Klaus looks after his siblings, and one time they look after him.
    Klaus discovers fireworks aren’t the only thing that drag back memories of the war.

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    49
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    It was no secret that Number Five held massive amounts of disdain for his family members, no matter how much he claimed to love them. There was, however, an exception found in Number Eight, named Letitia by Grace. Before his untimely disappearance, the two were thick as thieves and joined at the hip in more ways than one. However, after living in a post-apocalyptic hell for 42 years, will Five be able to come back to Letitia and find the same solace in her as he did before?

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    English
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    12,835
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    39
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    8
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    442
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    A slight re-telling of the barn scene. Five manages to save his siblings, but at what cost?

     

    In which the author takes a throw-away line in season 2 and runs with it.

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    1/?
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    16
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    Time is mean and Five suffers.

    This is my take on if Five managed to time travel the rest back to the tender age of 13 or 2002.

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    3/?
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    In which Klaus Hargreeves falls quite literally on the lap of a member of the Order of the Phoenix after accidentally using a time machine disguised as a briefcase.

    Or, alternatively, in which Klaus Hargreeves falls in love with a wizard named Caradoc Dearborn.

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    Klaus couldn’t remember when he had left the house, let alone how he ended up curled up in a back alley, soaking wet and freezing cold from the rain, teeth chattering as he stared at the needle laying a few feet from his head.

    All he knew now was that he wanted to get home.

    Or, Klaus overdoses while mourning Ben, who is now gone for good. Luckily Five is there to help.

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    A bunch of one shots based on Five Hargreeve's

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    639
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    1/?
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    3
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    49
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    For Klaus Hargreeves there was nothing more terrifying than sobriety. Overdosing? He’d done it in his sleep. Literally. Death? Been there done that. He could fight God and her little bike any day.

    But sobriety sent shivers down his spine.

    --

    In which Klaus uses his powers during Season Two, Allison finds her voice, and Diego spends a bit more time at the Commission

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    2/?
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    The Umbrella Academy jumped back to escape the Apocalypse they caused. They ended up back in their thirteen year old selves. But have they jumped back in their own time or fallen into an alternate timeline/reality?
    Number 13 won't say.

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    Allison crosses her arms. “Five,” she says firmly, “when was the last time you slept?”

    “I don’t know,” Five says honestly. At Allison’s expression, he quickly adds, “But it doesn’t matter. I don’t know what it’ll take for all of you pea-brained idiots to realize that.”

    “We may not be as intelligent as you, Five,” Allison says, “but at least all of us are smart enough to know how to take care of ourselves.”

    OR

    A week after the world is saved, Five convinces himself that he is still experiencing lingering side effects of paradox psychosis. His family has something to say about that.

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    [No Incest]
    Five has haphephobia and is trying to get over it when he comes across the last person he expected to see. If Klaus wasn't going to take care of himself, then screw it, Five would. And if his stupid brother thought he was a shy sugar daddy of all things, then so be it.
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    Or, Klaus was just living his life when some weird man decides to be his sugar daddy -without the sugar... or the daddy.

    Series
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    2/5
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    Five liked to believe he was immune to average problems, I mean he lived through the apocalypse. It doesn't matter if his siblings are telling him his drinking is an issue because he knows it isn't. However, added to the thirteen year old body it does create issues. Maybe drinking in a seedy bar wasn't as smart as it should have been. A fan fiction giving five the comfort he deserves.

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    1/?
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    72
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    A place for some Five hurt/comfort

    Because he's been through so much. He deserves a rest and some hugs.

    1. Five has a dream/flashback that the commission is back for him. Klaus helps.

    2. Five overhears some rude comments about him and gets oddly sad. Ben makes it better.

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    2/2
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    20
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    It didn’t work. It didn’t fucking work.
    He thought-He thought that by taking them with him, that by going to the past they could change it. Change all of it and keep the Apocolypse from happening. Only... it didn't work.
    They didn't remember.

    Series
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    17
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    456
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    65
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    When Number Five falls, his siblings are there to catch him.

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    Comments:
    10
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    225
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    14
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    Cereal is a classic breakfast food and Five decides eating it at three in the morning will solve all his problems. Sadly cereal can't erase forty five years in the apocalypse.

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    109
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    13
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    Set in 2x02 (I havent seen anymore so no spoilers of anything after that)

    Five is very tired, after a week trying to prevent the apocalypse and escape from people trying to kill him...

    On top of all this, on top of having to watch the end of the world again. His brothers are angry at him.

    And he's so tired.

    Some Five thoughts, mild Luther bashing and slightly worried Diego.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1315
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    Uniwersum, w którym sir Reginald Hargreeves zaadoptował siódemkę całkiem innych dzieci, więc czołowi bohaterowie dorastali we własnych rodzinach i większość z nich nigdy się nie poznała.

    Poza trzema.

    AKA Ben i Klaus spokojnie żyją własnym życiem, główne dochody zyskując z badań naukowych i seansów spirytualistycznych.
    Trwają tak do momentu, gdy nachodzi ich pięćdziesięcioośmioletni czternastolatek i cała sielanka wali się na łeb, na szyję.

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    8,322
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    279

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