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- Gravity Falls (3)
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Ford's holding an unloaded crossbow.
The bolt has been fired, and Stanley is on the ground.
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heyyy so I thought it would be cool to do a frakenstan au but without the part where he comes back.
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you'd think Stan would learn by now not to do something stupid that nearly gets himself killed.
but if that was the case he wouldn't be here, would he?Or, Stan gets his kidney stolen.
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- Part 17 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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an attack on the boat that neither of the twins were prepared for lead to some long dormant issues resurfacing.
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
Summary
Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
- Alex Hirsch- Words:
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Simon the Stray Cat (ft. The Stan Bros) by GardenOfLies4
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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After a mysterious ship covered in blood crashes into the Atlantic, the Stan twins fish a man from the wreckage that's not entirely human. Suddenly, they have a new roommate.
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04 Jun 2026
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31 days of whump. 31 oneshots. 31 days of Henry really needing a hug. 31 instances of Ray being a good
parentfriend.This is my first year participating in Whumptober, and Henry Danger happens to be the fandom I'm in right now. So, enjoy!
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- English
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- 100,860
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- 31/31
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Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
02 Jun 2026
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"However bad you think it's been here, it's worse. It is so much worse."
"God, are you serious right now lady?! Kid Danger saved us! Saved the entire city!"
"Now we rebuild."
"We gave them the rites we could, before tossing in the dead."
"Hero League wants to induct you. Make you an official, recognized super hero, even though you don't have powers."
"They can kiss my fucking ass."
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His family moved out, Charlotte and Jasper are away at college, Schwoz has to see his father, and Ray is finally taking a vacation.
Shit goes sideways and hits the fan, and Kid Danger finds himself neck deep in a gang war where Swellview is the battlefield. He is alone, completely and utterly, with no backup.He's never been good at being alone.
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warnings in notesBookmarked by ryeBread1825114
01 Jun 2026
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Stan and Ford have been sailing around the Arctic for months when they end up in Norway to investigate another anomaly. There Stan is faced with an old face he never though he'd see again, let alone in Norway. Having not fully recovered his memories from his time on the streets yet, Stan struggles to recall what kind of relationship he had with this figure from the past, all the while Ford grows more and more hostile towards the man for seemingly no apparent reason. Old insecurities begin to rear their ugly heads, and the older Pines twins are forced to confront their pasts head on.
In other words, Stan and Ford learn how to communicate better through the power of bonding over terrible exes.
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- Part 8 of Broken Teacups
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- English
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- 62,202
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- 11/11
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02 Apr 2026
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Ford suffers from his self-inflicted sleep deprivation. His only hope is that Stan comes soon.
Otherwise he's not sure how much more he can take.
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- Part 16 of April Is the Cruelest Month 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,635
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 49
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Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
20 Mar 2026