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    Society sucked, with some very interesting loopholes. After all, omega's weren't allowed to work. Yet here he was, working. While it was a job appointed by his betrothed, it felt good to use his education for something. He is happy with his situation. He has little regrets about it. He does his job. He does it well.

    That is until a low sound caught his attention.

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    After receiving an angry phone call from his mother, a very unwilling Stanford Pines decides to track down his twin brother (in hopes) to reconcile their damaged bond that had only gotten worse over the years.

    Meanwhile, Stanley Pines is doing just fine- thank you very much.

    (He's not.)

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    It was his dream to be the Author's apprentice. But even he didn't want him.

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    "Once I destroy that journal, I'll enjoy giving this body its grand finale—by throwing it off the water tower! Best of all, people will just think Pine Tree lost his mind and his mental form will wander in the mindscape forever. Want to join him, Shooting Star?"

    An AU where Dipper never figured out how to communicate with Mabel during the events of "Sock Opera."

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    "Listen to me. You can get lost in this paradise, you can lose your way. But you'll never get away from here, from me."
    "Never."

    The throne of Hearts has been annexed by Bill Cipher. Now he's calling for war, a war that will tear the continent to shreds, in order to become Emperor of Cards, which his hostages-sorry, citizens-are rather averse to. Luckily, a prophecy has foretold the visit of an "Alice", an outsider messiah, who will right this wrong and end Bill's tyranny.

    The "Alice", on the other hand, thinks otherwise of his situation, namely...

    He wants nothing more than to go home and not have anything to do with this war.
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    Inspired by Alice In Wonderland & Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol, Carbon by Dasu, and several more songs (will be mentioned in the chapters)
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    tl;dr: The Wonderland/CardVerse AU I've always wanted to make

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    Ford's daughter is raised as a slight people pleaser to those she likes, if it's in her ability she won't say no. With this she attends U.A an develops a complicated romantic relationship with a dark-winged boy, all around her are not in favor of this but she doesn't see a problem. 3 years later, a new winged figure enters her life and helps her see the issues she didn't want too, and how some around her are just users... An that certain people are not who they truly seem in these dark times with Villians.

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    Ford Pines, recently graduated from magic school, is invited to the mysterious kingdom of Gravity Falls. Once there, he finds out that the stories people tell about the place aren't completely accurate, leaving him very frustrated. But Ford wouldn't be Ford if he didn't vouch to get to the bottom of this. He might be in over his head though.

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    6 years ago a Deal was made by a Naive Female Twin to the Sadistic Demon of the nightmare realm which resulted in weirdmageddon. The other twin had no choice but to learn from it. Even so what will happen when the demon returns?

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    Two lost brothers are wandering aimlessly through the forest of the Unknown, trying to figure out the way back home: one a slightly neurotic, intelligent one who keeps getting annoyed at his brother for screwing things up for him, the other a fun-loving goofball whose focus seems to revolve around his brother and his pet possum-wait, what?!

    A GF/OTGW crossover, just not the one most people expect. Lots of creative liberties taken vis-a-vis ages of characters and a few other things, so kind of like Relativity Falls, but at the same time in a class by itself. I hope.

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    🎶The Devil went down to Oregon,
    He was lookin' for a soul to steal!
    His realm was fallin' apart,
    He needed a fresh start,
    And he was willin' to make a deal.🎶

    A parody of an old, popular tune, written with the help of my illustrious colleague MotheroftheUniverse.

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    When someone is completely exhausted, their mind starts to crack. This allows hallucinations, madness, and demons to haunt the person's daily life.
    Or: Dipper has insomnia that isn't helped by his insistence on working overtime 24/7. On top of that, his destructive tendencies lead to him getting a new partner, William Angle (Bill Cipher).

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    Collage AU
    This fic is filled with every so single cliche in the world. It's a roommate, college, enemy's to lovers, smutty, hurt, slow burn, flower shop, etc. filled fanfic and I am ready.

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    Dipper's eyes dilated. That was his roommate. The handsome, tall man standing at the door was his roommate. Dipper would be lying if he said he didn't find him a bit intimidating. His skin was also a nice tan- only a bit darker than Stacy- his blond hair was an ashy color. But with the light coming from outside the hall, it looked almost golden. Dipper could see a couple of tattoos riding up his arm. His long-sleeve was rolled up to his elbow, Dipper noticed he was wearing gray sweatpants and- oh my god. Dipper hung his head low, bitting back the blood that quickly rushed to his face.

    "Your room?" Stacy barked. "There's no way precious Dipper is roommates with you!"

    "Dipper?"

    Dipper's head rose to the sound of his name coming from Bill. "H-hi..."

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    “Well, let us review, Dipper Pines.” The demon shoved his cane so that it bumped into Dipper’s forehead. “You stuck your nose into all of my plans, resisted heeding my warnings, and decided to further soil the masterpiece that I intended to last for the rest of eternity. Remember that, Pine Tree?” Bill’s eye momentarily shifted to a bright crimson before phasing back into its original golden-yellow hue. “It has been years for you, yet for me, your pathetic lives pass so quickly it might as well have been a day since I last saw you.”

    *I'm sorry, I'm awful at summaries so I thought an excerpt would do better.

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    Stan and Ford noticed moments when their Grunkle Dipper would become more stressed and anxious than normal, but they didn't understand why.

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    Prophecies Suck
    Especially When You Don't Know The Whole Thing

    A.K.A

    Bill Cypher Has Many Regrets
    Mostly Dying

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    While out in the forest after having embarrassed himself at Greasy's Diner, Dipper encounters a being known as Alcor the Dreambender, who, as it turns out, is actually a future version of Dipper himself. Allying himself, and subsequently moving in with, the Pines Family, Alcor seeks to avoid the forces of the Time Baby by posing as Grunkle Stan's grandson. Meanwhile, Wendy Corduroy develops feelings for Alcor, much to the chagrin of both Robbie Valentino and Dipper himself. On top of that, Dipper and Mabel become increasingly curious about what the future holds in store for them, and more specifically, what events led young Mason "Dipper" Pines, a socially awkward twelve tear old boy, to becoming a reality warping chaos god with an ever-fragile grasp on sanity? And what does this triangle guy, Bill Cipher, have to do with any of it? And why does Alcor hate Cipher so much?

    One thing's for sure... with the single most powerful Dream Demon walking among them, Gravity Falls with learn the true meaning of chaos and mayhem.

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    “The reason I've been trying to prepare you for Bill's tricks is that Bill tricked me. It's the biggest regret of my life. Bill wasn't always my enemy, Dipper. I used to think he was my friend. Long, long ago.”

    Stanford Pines has embodied Ad Astra Per Aspera to his very core. After 30 years of living as an interdimensional fugitive, on the run from the very being he moved the heavens to have working by his side, he feels the heavy sea otter of his mistakes every second he spends, returned to what was once his home. Now a funhouse mirror version of his past life, Stanford must reconcile all that he has now with all that he has lost. Were he a wiser man, he would have found a way to avoid these mounting hardships, to revel in the stars while he had them, rather than fleeing through the shadows they cast. But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    Time is running out, the mistakes of his past are swiftly catching up with him.
    This is how the world ends.


    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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    See, that’s what Bill loves so much about these mornings. They make Pine Tree too tired to really fight back, but sore enough that he wants to.

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    During their fight Stan takes Ford’s journal and leaves before he pushes him through the portal.

    As he is departing Gravity falls a wave of energy pulses across the town. Worried for his brothers safety he returns. Only.. Ford is nowhere to be found.

    All he can find is a small owl. Since when was it legal to keep owls as pets??

    Set on finding Ford, Stan begins his search while simultaneously trying not to kill his brothers pet. Little does he know that his twin is closer than he thinks.

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    Dipper finds out that his fiancé cheated on him... through a second rate media outlet. What could go wrong.

     

    Loosely based off of: Απογοήτευση.
    By: cheesecake_will_reign_supreme.

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