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    inspired by a scene from superstore?? idk it was stock room cuteness and i liked it so :/

    Mabel hires a musician for one of her famous parties. Dipper isn't too happy about her choice in men. Unfortunately, Dipper shares her tastes.

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    Since the end of Weirdmageddon, Gravity Falls has become rather normal. Besides the occasional episodes of vampire bats and wolpertingers, Dipper finds his ninth summer in the town rather uneventful, yet plagued with paranoia and traumatic memories. Near the end of Dipper's last year in the town, a certain one-eyed demon crawls his way back into his life. The only difference is, Bill is weak, and nearly harmless. Even though this monster almost killed him and everyone he knew and loved, something draws him in. Whether it is because of his need for something interesting in the last few weeks of summer, seeing it as some sort of makeshift therapy, or because there might be something wrong with him after all, he allows the demon back into his life in an attempt to pacify or befriend him. Bill, however, has other plans, namely bringing back Weirdmageddon.

    However, soon Bill begins to see another side of Dipper. A side he likes. A side he helped create. Now the demon is determined to not just cause global mayhem, but to have Dipper by his side to do it with him.

    [First Fanfic, please give creative criticism when able, I'd like to improve my story skills]

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    Bill is back and this time he isn’t leaving without everything he wants. Unfortunately for Dipper he finds himself as something Bill wants.

    Wirt wants nothing more than to enjoy a normal life and forget about his overwhelming fears in the wake of The Unknown but The Beast isn’t going to let him forget.

    And Marco? Marco just wanted to take the summer to focus on his future and get over Star, too bad Tom has found a new obsession in him.

    *this work was inspired by the law of gravity by thisbirdwithoutacage. I loved that work and it just filled me with ideas and what if’s.*

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    Being kept a prisoner; a slave, to his very whim since he could understand. He'd been under his thumb with only the vague memory of a girl with his face. His captor, a cane he kept at his side like a hound dog. Beating after beating. Being taunted and insulted. Will he retaliate or sink like the others. Will he succumb to his sweet deed and fall for his transgressions. Love the wrong and hate his right.

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    In a new time an place, Y/n is struggling to make pieces fit together with everything she's suffered in the past. A rainy day and a sky blue man may help her recover, but there may be a greater danger just over the horizon.

    Because the sun can overcome the rain.

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    After years in the mindscape, years waiting patiently, years of being a killer for hire; Bill Cipher had earned enough money to buy back his freedom from some very interesting people.

    Seething, he watches the now two beautiful girls that are the younger Pines twins. Until he can't keep his hands off one of them.
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    One good thing about his isolation for so long. . . he no longer has to make deals to get what he wants.

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    Shortly after being run out of his own home, Dipper Pines finds himself struggling to survive on his own. And let's not mention the Golden-Eyed pirate who seems to have set his eyes on him.

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    “Ad Astra Per Aspera, and now look at you. Crossing dimensions in your big boy boots, bringing the party to me. I can’t think of anything more perfect.”

    Traversing Dimensions, Stanford attempts to find his feet travelling on his own, but he struggles to stand, the consequences of having fallen so thoroughly for Bill catching up with him. Separated from his shack in Gravity Falls, his brother, everything he had, he wanders, adrift, trying to find his place in the multiverse. Whether or not he intends to though, he finds himself trapped in Bill's orbit as he begins to realise that space is not a kind place for outcasts and freaks.


    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com inspired by ABBA.

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    Three things that Stanford Filbrick Pines never expected during and after the Portal test’s day:
    1) being the witness of how his assistant and closest friend is swallowed by the same machine he worked so hard to build;
    2) calling his estranged brother for help to rescue Fiddleford; and
    3) having his memories erased by his own closest friend while Stanley is still on the other side of the portal.
    At this point, Ford is 100% sure that the whole world hates him. But hey! At least that’s not the worst he’s going to go through, right?

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    It's all going to be fine, you tell yourself on a daily basis until the legendary morning migraines cease. It's like another normal weird day in Gravity Falls, Oregon. You just have to manage Ford's shack while he's gone in god-knows-what dimension, make sure Stan doesn't try to commit murder in honor of his new tourist trap, and suck up the fact the Northwests are breathing down your necks because someone made a stupid decision.

    Oh, also don't forget to make pies for the gnomes. They can hold grudges if they can remember.

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    The Zodiac circle worked, Bill was sucked into the nightmare realm. BUT he pulled Mabel in with him! Determined to bring her back her family make a deal with the devil to reopen the portal. Six and a half years (thats 2019 whatt) later Bill gets mad when he learns the Pines' have broken their deal as they haven't worked on the portal in years.

    So now, the all powerful Cipher is stuck (anything he could do in Weirdmageddon he can do in the Nightmare Realm). Without the hope of a prohecy to hold onto and having the last few millenias of his constant effort finally fail he is pretty pissed. Luckily, he has himself a human punching bag.

    Mabel's determined to be the last human Bill ever hurts. Without the arrangement not to hurt her Bill's finally doing all the things he's wanted to do to her since he pulled her with him. Together they find a way to both get what they want, for now.

    Fic contains torture. Seriously there's loads. Legit so much. Really truely it's nearly all just Bill almost killing Mabel.

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    Varian has one last idea on how to save his father and maybe get some revenge by summoning a being that may or may not exist for all he knows Bill Cipher. Maybe he should have let Bill suggest the price?

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    When Dipper Pines and Mabel Pines, aged 12, come to live in Gravity Falls after being rescued from abusive parents, Dipper has no one. Not his sister, who has followed in her parents' ways. Not Stan, oblivious to her actions. Until he comes across a mysterious journal.
    Summoned by accident, Bill Cipher has been plotting his escape from the Nightmare Realm for over a trillion years. And the friendless, abused child who summons him just might be his ticket out.

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    A poem from the pov of Mabel, that tells about the deadly and toxic love of a demon. Something she can no longer escape from, nor does she wish too.

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    Request: high school au dipper meets bill. bill is a total jerk. bill ends up confessing to dipper.dipper ends up running away, and you can choose the rest M8

     

    Summary: Dipper was just an ordinary nerd being bullied by an ordinary bully and his crush, Bill Cipher. But of course, Dipper's life just can't ever be ordinary can it?

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    Something Dipper should've known about Bill was that he never gave up.

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    Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
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    "But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."

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    Dipper was considered the smartest kid in his high school, in fact so smart that one of his teachers ask him to tutor their biggest slacker, Bill Cipher. How is Dipper going to react?

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    Summoned abruptly to his own mindscape, Dipper find himself in a pentagram of runes that seemed relatively familiar to him. "Bill. . .?" he barely whispers.

    A too-familiar dark chuckle erupted around him, circling him in no particular direction. Without warning, a slash was directed at his arm, causing blood to drip to the pentagram. The translucent lines of the ritual radiated a blinding white light momentarily before fading away seconds later. A smirk crept to Dipper's lips.

    "Congratulations, Bill Cipher. You've just fucked yourself. Real hard," Dipper scoffed to the semi-conscious half-demon in front of him. "That was the wrong ritual, you triangular asshat."

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