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    "Let’s make a bet. One lesson, my way," Satoru purred in a voice that oozed confidence. "This Saturday. If you truly, honestly, deep-in-your-soul hate it... I’ll pay the full bar tab for an entire month. But if you don’t hate it…"

    It was a frankly outrageous amount of money he was offering. Suguru's voice was cautious, suspicious, but he was interested. "If I don't hate it?"

    "You have dinner with me," Satoru said, a grin beginning to stretch across his face. "I'll take you to that good shabu-shabu place up the street. My treat."

    Satoru is a former pro-skier working as an instructor after a career-ending injury. Suguru is a cute local bartender who wants nothing to do with the mountain and seems immune to his usual unwavering charm. Undeterred, Satoru makes it his personal mission to sneak past Suguru's reserved exterior, even if the guy can't ski to save his life.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Don’t be a dick. I’m just trying to figure out how to say it without freaking you out.”

    Suguru snorts. “I’d be a lot less freaked out if you just came out and said it.”

    “Would you, though?”

    He bites back a sigh, his eyes momentarily flicking up to the ceiling. “Manami.”

    “Suguru,” she spits back.

    “What, is the guy fucking yakuza or something?”

    Silence. Dead fucking silence.

    Suguru’s gaze jerks back down to Manami, who is very pointedly twirling a strand of her pink hair around a finger as she studies the nail polish on her other hand. It’s both painfully disinterested and absolutely forced, and Suguru chokes out a sound that is somewhere between a gasp and a groan.

    “Manami,” he asks. “Did you book me to tattoo a fucking gangster?”

    Or, Suguru Geto gets hired to do a very specific tattoo, is inducted into the Japanese mafia, and gets himself a very strange murder boyfriend, in that order.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    “Did you?”

    “Did I what?”

    “Ever dream of me?”

    Laughter.

    “No, no! Never. I’m not that sentimental. Besides.” He pauses, like the first blue clouds at dawn. "You are more than anything my dreams could have made up."

     

    Here, in this home with barely anything in it, how the love runs down the walls like paint, how heavy it is in the beams that hold up the ceiling, how it’s flowing even now in the water pipes, and filling all the empty spaces, just like furniture waiting to be uncovered.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    “wow, so you really don't care that we’ll be forty and creaking while the other parents are young and chasing their kid around the playground? that we’ll have wrinkles and paperwork while they go to the waterpark and beaches?” gojo cries out, his voice as dramatic as a just-cracked, fifteen-year-old's can be.

    “satoru -”

    “no, no,” gojo cuts him off, impassioned. geto can’t figure out what fraction of this tirade is acting and what is genuine. he suspects the two of those things are closely entwined. “just say that you don't care whether our child has sexy, likable parents or not. just tell me why you don't love our child, suguru?”

    “i -” gojo is about to step away, rolling his eyes, when geto grabs his wrist. without resistance, gojo lets himself be pulled back, a twinkle in his eye suggesting his knowledge of his triumph.

    “yes?”

    “thirty five.”

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    the one where twelve-year-old gojo and geto make a backup marriage pact for forty, but as they grow up, somehow the threshold keeps falling.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    "One review wrote "i'd rather stab my own eyes with utahime's thousand of hairclips and bleed out in agony than watch that twink with slutty waist try to act on screen ever again"," Nanami read in his deadpan voice, moving his eyes from the screen to his abomination of an artist. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

    Gojo Satoru, 2 times Grammy award nominee and internet's absolute punchbag, gasped. "They think my waist is slutty?"
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    "But I have to ask, in the 11 years span of your career with 4 award winning films and acting alongside with A-list actors, has any of your co-stars catch your eyes?" The interviewer asked in a light voice as if she's asking about the weather.

    Geto Suguru stared at her for a beat too long before laughing almost arrogantly. "No, unfortunately. They're all wonderful and I still keep in touch with a lot of them but no, I've never felt any of that kind of spark with a co-star," he shrugged. "Probably never will. I don't plan on being in a relationship anytime soon."

    "So we will not see you on the headlines anytime in the future?" The interviewer teased.

    "Nope." The actor answered with the confidence of someone who's never failed.

    Oh how wrong he were.

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    22 Apr 2025