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    “We can stop anytime. If either one of us feels like... this ...might be too much. We stop, no questions .”

    “We can stop anytime,” Gojo repeated “... and nothing changes between us .”

    You swallowed hard at his last statement. You may not be able to read his eyes but you could hear it in his voice that he needed reassurance.

    “No matter what happens, we’ll still be friends...” you replied softly, “now kiss me before I change my mind.”

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    You are young girl who stole the heart of the strongest sorcerer without even knowing it. The first meeting, almost by accident, showed that he too can fall in love and care for someone other than himself. Considering you as the most important person in life, he would do anything to help you with all the problems. Even forcing you to marry him. To be able to love you forever. What if this hatred turns into the opposite? Something that will make both of you happy together? Happy forever.
     

    Story also available on Wattpad.

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    That’s exactly how Satoru finds her when he bursts through the door. It swings hard enough to smack against the wall. Shoko jolts, rising half out of her chair before she realizes who it is.

    “What the fuck, Satoru?!”

    “I’m pregnant.” he says, placing a hand over his stomach. Shoko stares at him. Then laughs. Hard enough to bend at the waist, a hand coming up to wipe her hair out of her face.

    “Shoko.” Satoru’s voice breaks, crumbling on the last letter of her name. It shuts her up, makes the laughter die as she looks at him.

    “You aren’t kidding?”

    Satoru shakes his head, clutching at the fabric of his loose sleep shirt. Shoko approaches him slowly, eyes trained on his hand like she’s trying to see the proof.

    “How do you know?”

    Breath stuttering, Satoru smiles, “I saw it.”

    Or, Satoru Gojo is pregnant, and he's about to make it everybody's problem.

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    You work as Geto Suguru's personal hair stylist and get to travel the world with him to various photoshoots and events. After visiting your studio after hours, demanding a special deep conditioning treatment, you quickly learn that Suguru sees you more than just his personal hair stylist.

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    Hey besties so essentially i was doing my daily fic perusing and was absolutely appalled at the lack of satosugu spiderman fits. a genuine crime. anyways im kinda just winging it to be honest but basically the premise is gojo is 21 and geto is 20. geto is like a government agent who's boss really wants to catch the vigalante, ie spiderman, ie gojo. EXCEPT gojo is also a genius inventor on the side and they meet through that and yeah. also gojo is like a good hero and super strong but also kinda terrible at his job and always gets hurt cuz hes careless and has to make up shitty excuses that i find really funny.

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    The stranger knelt down to his level. He didn't appear to be an ordinary person now that Yuuji is looking at him. His long hair complemented the shape of his face, but it was the strange stitches on his temple that really stood out. Yuuji asked abruptly, "Did it hurt?", causing the stranger to slant his head to one side in confusion.

    Yuuji pointed at his forehead. “your scar that’s right there ?“

    The stranger laughed at this. "I suppose you could say it was from surgery, but most importantly, are you hurt?"

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    A one night stand a handsome stranger didn’t seem like it would lead to much more. He called it a “mistake”, something that should’ve never happened.

    You never planned to see Satoru Gojo again, but now that’s impossible with the positive pregnancy test that’s in your hands.

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    Third year student Gojo Satoru makes a wager with his homeroom sensei Fushiguro Toji.

    He has one month to have sex with brand new transfer student Geto Suguru.
    If he wins - He gets his sensei's brand new motorcycle, and a blowjob from said sensei
    If he loses - He has one night spent with his sensei doing whatever Toji wants.

    Given his tangled past with Geto's best friends Nanami and Utahime - it might not be as easy as Gojo thinks. It never even occured to him that he could lose. Or fall in love. Toji keeps a close eye on him while Geto himself is just trying to get through high school.

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    Dos vidas unidad por la ambición de un duque para unir fuerzas entre dos reinos.
    El menor de ellos totalmente enamorado de su prometido y con la confianza de poder hacerlo feliz.
    Por otro lado, el futuro rey del Sur ya poseía de alguien quien lo cuidara de igual forma que su futuro esposo.
    No había lugar en el corazón de Gojo Satoru para amar al pequeño Itadori Yuuji.

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    In order to become the next leader of the Gojo pack Satoru should first get married. having a mate and caring for them is a great honor and responsibility for an Alpha.
    so no matter how old and boring it sounds to have a mate Satoru has to marry an omega that was picked for him by his elders and settle down before he can even think about ruling a pack.
    but what the young Alpha didn't predict he was going to be married to a child !

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    Megumi looked up to see Yuta, dressed in his EMT uniform, approach him.

    “What are you doing running in front of my ambulance like a suicidal maniac, boy?” Yuta’s words were surprisingly harsh.

    “It was an accident,” Ryomen replied as he knelt down besides Megumi.

    “Hey . . .” Yuta leaned closer to get a better look at the twin. His face lit up with recognition. “I know you, I pulled you out of a ditch once.”

    Ryomen froze and a frazzled Megumi sat up. “What now?”
     

    “He-he did not—” Ryomen tried protesting.

    “Did too,” a husky voice alerted them to the presence of a second EMT. A small, silver haired man hopped down from the truck and strode up to them, hands gloved and with a BLS bag in hand.

    (From Chapter 11)

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    After being kicked out of the house by his father, Megumi finds himself living with his aunt and her husband. While it's a much safer place for him, he misses his dogs, which are at his old home. He has a plan to get them back, but he can't do it alone. Thank goodness he's friends with Yuuji, who has a twin known for breaking rules.

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    "We're really a match made in hell, Toji. Let's get married." - Gojo Satoru

    Or..
    Arranged/Fake Marriage AU where Satoru has had enough of Zen’in and Gojo clan stupid fights for over decades thus, he decided to force Toji to marry him and put all those fuckers to the opposite end of humiliation kink.

    Also, Toji is less amused because he didn't care whatsoever conflicts inside the Jujutsu world. All he cares about if he gets paid enough for his 'Good Husband' service because he’s a slut for money.

    Yet,
    He least expected to be recruited as a teacher in Jujutsu Tech but the payment's great so..who is he to refuse money?

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    As far as everyone in the Jujutsu Sorcery world knows, Toji Zenin is an outlaw not to be messed with, as he has many a sorcerer's blood on his hands.

    However, no one actually knows that he shares his life with two unique creatures whose mere existences defy every rule imposed by sorcerers, and Toji is determined to protect both of them from the dangers of the world.

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    It's been five years since you've seen Kento, the divorce leaving you to pick up the pieces of your life alone. When a chance encounter brings you both together again, will you be able to find it in you to trust and forgive him?

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    At the age of 15 Sato Mikami began seeing curses. She had thought the stress of preparing for entrance exams had finally scrambled her brain. Surely, after a good sleep things would get better. They did not.

    Then she met a weirdo in sunglasses and his wannabe monk friend and learned that wasn't the case at all. Instead of the school of her choice she was forced to attend the religious school that was totally a front for a cult.

    This was the start of her increasingly bad luck, culminating in her laying bleeding in an abandoned shrine. Somehow, Mikami knew this was all Gojo Satoru's fault.

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    Don’t mess with rich people because they have the resources to ruin you and they will do it if they want to- that’s what you tried to keep in mind when you moved into this city.

    You encountered Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru which both seemed to be different from this cliché. Maybe not all of them were fucked up?

    However, you didn’t know that those two menaces were playing a questionable game with you all along and now you will have to live with the consequences.

    to sum it up: they wanna fuck you and they are making it a game. which one of them will be the one that wins?

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    Imagine that from the moment you opened your eyes into this world, you had no choice but to kill and shed the blood of others, that you had to fight alongside Toji Fushiguru and die with him.

    What would you do when they force you to do something you don't like?
    When the torment of conscience presses on your throat, will you give up?
    Now think about a day that life gives you another chance; how would you use it?

    This is the story of a murderer who seeks salvation. Will she find it in the arms of Satoru Gojo? Or will pain find her sooner than redemption and drive her out of heaven forever?

     

    "Do you remember the time you said love is the most twisted curse, Satoru? You were right; it made me strong, stronger than a broken heart that you made of mine." She said, and no more words came out of her mouth.

    (A love story between Satoru Gojo and a female reader.)

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    31/?
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    It started as a pact between friends, but for you, it ran much deeper than that. It was a promise that you'd be together through everything, that no amount of time, or distance, or tragedy could ever separate you.

    But as both your worlds are turned upside down and the darkness of your pasts come to light, you soon learn that love and friendship aren't really enough to conquer all.
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    !! Spoilers for JJK 0 (involving Suguru Geto) !!
    !! Spoilers for JJK season 1 !!
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    Inspired by the song Wildfire (alternate version) by SYML
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    Satoru Gojo x Fem Reader
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    MATURE (18+)
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    Trigger Warnings:

    (I plan to update these as they come up)

    Domestic Abuse
    Death
    Self Harm
    Violence
    Blood

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    After a life threatening incident during your youth, you’ve gained the ability to predict people’s next words and/or actions, and you have no idea how to turn said ability off. As a result, you tend to cut people off and answer them before they can voice out whatever it is they’re trying to say, and this habit has given you quite the infamous reputation at school.

    Since then, you’ve considered yourself cursed.

    You spend most of your days alone, away from judging eyes and foul mouths. Life got a lot duller and grayer for you. That is until one day, where you found yourself in another dire situation that could’ve killed you, a young man decides to save you and brighten up your boring life – but when he waves at you and utters out his next words, you’re confused as hell.

    “Kelp, Cherry.”

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    Itadori has been super busy because it's finally summer. He doesn't really have to worry about actually attending the weird Jujutsu school but he does have to take care of a shit ton more curses!

    However, he's not gonna let that ruin him spending time with all his friends.

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    2/?
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