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    She doesn't know what to do with herself in this world without a plotline. Her no-good ancestor has already done all the work. Now, she's expected to let them live vicariously through her by fulfilling their fantasy of marrying Gojo Satoru. She's not sure of what to expect, but she'll do her best to be respectful towards him. She'll do her best to find a way to be happy.
    Surprisingly, it doesn't take much effort to love Gojo Satoru. But falling in love with him? That requires something else entirely.
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    Satoru used to hate the girl he was forced to meet once a year. Then, he never spared a thought to her when she disappeared from his life. Unfortunately for him, he's fallen in love for the very cheap price of minimal emotional intimacy and cuddling. Now, he's got to try seducing a woman who doesn't treat him as a man even after they've started raising several children together.
    No, he doesn't count as one of the kids. Yes, he creepily stands outside of the bathroom when she's showering to hear her sing love songs.
    How the hell is he supposed to get her to fall in love now?

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    Satoru, a popular actor, lost his heart 5 years ago. Utahime, a mother, loves the children she gave birth to 5 years ago. Satoru meets 2 children who looks exactly like him and they were born 5 years ago. So what really happened 5 years ago? Two people know: Utahime, but not Satoru.

    The story that some were asking to read again is back...

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    Your life has been relatively normal, besides the fact that you've always been able to see curses and Nanami Kento is your older brother.

    To protect you, he hides you from the world of sorcery as you live your life as an independent local artist and shop owner.

    Life continues at a numbingly slow pace, ever unchanging, until Nanami leaves for a two month overseas mission.

    As you're left alone for what feels like the first time in your life, your life gets turned upside down.

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    Just writing this for fun <3 I'm not a pro or a good writer so keep that in mind haha
    Crossposting this on Tumblr @hanajozo as well!

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    Mikazuki looked up one last time, her golden eyes colliding with a similar pair of ocean blues. But whatever warmth she had been expecting from him evaporated in that single instant, their gazes colliding for less than a second. And then, for the first time ever, Gojo Satoru looked away. Her fiancée, the man she was supposed to marry, her equal… Simply, looked away.

    "I hereby sentence you to be banished and stripped from your powers"

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    Gojo Satoru was the strongest sorcerer alive. Kinzoku Mikazuki was the spare.

    Two incredibly powerful sorcerers discovering what the real meaning of 'equal' is while dismantling the world of jujutsu, one sorcerer at a time.

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    Your brother's best friend drives you crazy.

    But, this summer he might drive you a different kind of crazy.

    (Drabble series. Suguru Getou x Black Reader)

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    Satoru Gojo has found a new guinea pig for his shenannigans. Fushiguro Toji is a sleezy playboy ready to bolt at any given moment,
    And Senju Kamikage is really just here to pay his bills.

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    “Are you alone, Yuuji?”

    Yuuji’s eyes widened at the boldness in Gojo’s tone. “W-what do you mean? Of course I’m not alone. You’re here?” he questions, feigning ignorance and praying his nervousness isn’t giving him away. Sukuna’s growl reverberates throughout his mind. 

    Gojo puts his laptop aside, clasping his hands together in front of him and looking Yuuji in the eyes. “No, Yuuji. I mean right now. Apart from me, in this room, are you alone?” Gojo removes his glasses, sets them down on his desk and fixes Yuuji with a warm expression. “This is a safe space, free of judgement or assumptions. I want to help you understand what you're going through, but I need you to be honest with me in order for me to do that.”

    Yuuji swallowed nervously, looking away from Gojo. ‘What should I say, Suku?’ He thinks, and furrows his brows when all he gets in response is silence. ‘Okay then.’ He concludes before taking a deep breath and exhaling loudly. 

    “No. I’m not alone.” He whispers, folding his hands into his lap, the tiles in the floor suddenly becoming super interesting.

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    That’s exactly how Satoru finds her when he bursts through the door. It swings hard enough to smack against the wall. Shoko jolts, rising half out of her chair before she realizes who it is.

    “What the fuck, Satoru?!”

    “I’m pregnant.” he says, placing a hand over his stomach. Shoko stares at him. Then laughs. Hard enough to bend at the waist, a hand coming up to wipe her hair out of her face.

    “Shoko.” Satoru’s voice breaks, crumbling on the last letter of her name. It shuts her up, makes the laughter die as she looks at him.

    “You aren’t kidding?”

    Satoru shakes his head, clutching at the fabric of his loose sleep shirt. Shoko approaches him slowly, eyes trained on his hand like she’s trying to see the proof.

    “How do you know?”

    Breath stuttering, Satoru smiles, “I saw it.”

    Or, Satoru Gojo is pregnant, and he's about to make it everybody's problem.

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    "Geto Suguru."
    "Huh?"
    "The new transfer student. Started this week and sits right behind you in class. The hottest kid in class."
    "I'm the hottest kid in class." Satoru automatically replies with a scoff. "Wait, are you telling me that I have to fuck this guy?"
    "You're bored, aren't you? Looking for a challenge? If you're really as good as you think you are, it shouldn't be a problem should it?"
    "It would be an easy victory for me," Satoru agrees, "I want your motorcycle and a blow job."
    Fushiguro's eyes narrow, looking annoyed for the first time. Satoru is honestly surprised it took this long. "And if I win? What do I get?"
    "And if you win, you'll get..." Satoru can't force himself to maintain eye contact, breaking it again to glance to the side, "me. Whatever you want. For one night."

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    “You’re setting me up? Do I look that forlorn?” Suguru had asked, flicking a long line of ash off his cigarette.

    “You’ve met her. I just think you guys would suit each other.” Gojo lied.

    Suguru had smiled, exhaling slowly, nodding before he spoke.

    “Utahime.” He said softly to himself.

    The way he said her name, like it was a pact, should have worried Gojo. But it was the way that something dark and knowing had entered Suguru’s expression then, that made Gojo’s guts turn.

    But it was too late, of course. He was watching Utahime’s face now in the flickering light of the muted television, having done what she asked him to do.

    “You gonna see him again?” Gojo asked quietly.

    Maybe it would be brief. The best he could hope for now was brevity. The irony of the fact that he had finally resolved to action regarding her was not lost on him.

    Utahime had a sweet little smile on her face under her fingertips.

    “Maybe.”

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    “S-Sick.” Yuji weakly spat out, shuddering underneath his poorly constructed cocoon. Sick wasn’t nearly accurate enough to describe what he was experiencing, but opening his mouth to speak was just as bad as hearing it, the sound still reverberating through his skull.

    “Sick? The vessel of Ryomen Sukuna does not get sick.”

    “I-In pain… Probably d-dying.”
     

    ❤ Sukuna's power grows stronger with each finger consumed. So does Yuji's. As time goes on, the line between Sukuna's curse energy and techniques and his vessels begins to blur, leaving the pair to suffer with the unintended side effects.

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    Deep into his investigation into the Zenin Family, Nanami Kento finds himself assigned to pose at Jujutsu Technical College as a teacher and blend into school life in order to bring Zenin Toji down once and for all.

    What he did not account for, however, was one clingy teacher head over heels for him, twin brothers needing some sort of stability, and the child of the assassin seeking refuge in the shadows.

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    You're a new sorcerer in Tokyo; Satoru and Suguru are interested in you. You're trying to hold them off but...they're charismatic and persistent. They'll win.

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    Jason Todd was angry.

    He was angry that aliens decided to invade Gotham.

    He was angry that the aliens decided to try transporting it to their home planet.

    He was angry that the fucking machine exploded, due to it being damaged because of the fight he had with a Bane reject.

    He accepted that he would die in an explosion again.

    Before he was angry again when he found himself on alternative earth in the past.

    He was angry at the fact he has no way home, no way to contact his dimension, and is stuck in this strange world in Japan of all places.

    There’s also the fact these creatures, that no one else seems to be able to see, keep on trying fucking to eat him.

    But hey, he has his skills and the All-Blade, so he’ll do what he always has done and clean up the streets.

    Now if only those ‘Assholes In Black’ would leave him alone and stop calling him things like curse user and Zenin, whatever the fuck that means.

    Also putting a bullet in that fucker, Fushiguro Toji, head if he keeps on stealing his food and refuses to leave him alone.

    AKA Jason ends up accidentally adopting the Fushiguro family and Gojo Satoru and then gets accidentally adopted in turn.

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    “Princess, I hope you know that you’ll lose this game you’re starting,” Gojo said, rising from his chair.

    Taking advantage of the evening quiet, you lean over the desk and move a hand up his chest. You grab his tie to pull him down to you and whisper in his ear, “Trust me, Gojo. With you, defeat is not a choice.”

    You're both top executives at your job, and you never bothered to even look at him because you were too busy and just didn't care. But don't worry, your favorite menace will make it worth your while.

    *Cross-posted on Wattpad*

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    Rin Nakamura always knew that damn crooked moral compass of hers was going to get her in trouble but she didn't expect to be thrown into literal Hell. Well, as close to Hell as she could imagine. Rin wasn't sure how exactly it happened, but here she is, surrounded by an odd group of delusional people that claim they're 'sorcerers' of all things.

    She doesn't even wanna know why some weirdo was always wearing a cloth blindfold or why some kid could sprout extra sets of talking limbs, and don't even get her started on the gloomy dog guy. No, what Rin really wanted to know was why the hell there are a bunch of weird creatures suddenly showing up all over the place and wreaking havoc.

    To make matters worse, Rin has to attend this wacky school for deranged teens that clearly have some psychological issues since apparently everyone keeps claiming that she's some sort of 'vessel' for an unknown yokai abomination that needs to be 'closely monitored.'

    Rin just hopes that she can survive this new life ahead of her- and hey, who knows? Maybe she'll even figure out this 'sorcerer' gig along the way.

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    A lifetime of pinky promises, one tragic accident, and a black dog named Divine.

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    Newly presented alpha Gojo Satoru could care less of his clan’s plans to betroth him to a suitable mate, at least that was before he catches the enticing scent of the Stain of the Zenin family, the sleazy omega Toji. Will this overeager runt of a pup win over the reluctant older man, or will Toji attempt to teach the brat to not bite off more than he can chew?

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    𝘼𝙠𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙂𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙩 𝙏𝙤𝙠𝙮𝙤 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚, 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙘é 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙪 𝙂𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙖𝙣 𝙆𝙞𝙠𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙪 𝙎𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙧𝙨?

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