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Unsaintly Miracle by karanoid, quincette
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
26 Dec 2022
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"He must be one of those eccentric billionaires, you know? With a penchant for playing Santa instead of a costumed vigilante."
Nicky rolled his eyes at Quynh when she said that, but that's actually one of the most plausible explanations of all the presents and Joe's covert coming and going. Because nobody admitted to letting him in or giving anyone a copy of the key. In fact, nobody has ever heard of Joe, nobody.
"Maybe he's a real Santa. Visible only to thirsty virgins. You know, like unicorns."
Nicky threw a pillow at Andy for saying that. But a part of him that still believes in destiny, divine interventions and a higher power beyond mankind's understanding thinks that this might be plausible.
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Or, five times Nicky catches Santa unloading his presents in the dead of the night, and one time it's in the daylight.
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Misshapen Thoughts by karanoid, quincette
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
02 Nov 2022
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Joe found goose fat for Nicky's cassoulet, but at what cost?
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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24 Dec 2023
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Tadashi doesn't remember the accident. He just knows that everything hurts and the nurse told him he was alone in the car.
Meanwhile, Ainosuke's done plenty of facing his own mortality, but he's not ready to confront Tadashi's.
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12 Jul 2022
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Thomas parted the leaves and looked down, waiting for his eyes to adjust to the darkness. What he saw inside was most definitely not a fox, or a badger. At first, it looked like a bundle of blankets, off-white and rather ratty looking. But then a tiny, chubby, hand poked out and Thomas’s mouth fell open at the realisation that it was a baby.
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11 Jul 2022
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A collection of letters from Thomas to Miss Baxter - but is everything as happy with Guy as it seems?
!! Downton Abbey 2 Spoilers !!
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11 Jul 2022
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Guy and Thomas are traveling together for Guy’s first film since arriving back in Hollywood.
Thomas, eager about life for the first time in years, is determined not to waste any chances on the trip.
He doesn’t.
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11 Jul 2022