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In another world, where they are not friends, where they had never shared hearty meals and late night calls, had never witnessed each other struggle with the grief and indignity of injuries, Joe would have crowed at his failed attempts, he would probably be making a crude remark about how the fault lies in Nicky's shapely ass, which Joe is sure has won Nicky most of his sponsorshipsBut in this world, after those few months of rehab together in Monaco and the lockdown in Tokyo and everything else in between, Joe is genuinely devastated for him.
They are still at a stalemate. The battle is not over yet. They still need to outperform each other.
But astaghfirullah he is tired. And he can see that Nicky is too when Joe catches Nicky's eyes as he picks himself up from the crash mat. Nicky gives him that little shrug and his signature, almost imperceptible half smile.
So Joe asks the official.
"Can we have two golds?"
Or, Olympian high jumpers Joe al-Kaysani and Nicky di Genova's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad five years, which culminate in a historic win for both, in more ways than one.
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When you try your best but you dont succeed by kaybella
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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I need to lighten my mental load and right now that means letting some things fall off and dropping others off at the pound. I'm applying a little bit of Marie Kondo to my brain space, so out of my G-Doc and into the void they go.
Only one chapter is Explict and Is Marked as Such, Otherwise its a solid PG-15All of these works are unfinished, unpolished, unedited and unbeta-d. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sometimes it be like that
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- 40,195
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- 9/12
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How is the Weather, by Amiril (podfic) by cookiemom6067
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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"There aren’t many clinical studies on how a slow-acting truth serum is going to affect the immortal, self-healing body," Copley had said the last time Nile checked. "Though it will be a fascinating record for science and history, if you want to ask questions and take some notes."
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- 10
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Joe has lost an important ring but gets helps by a bus nerd.
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I went looking for knives (and I was looking for you) by Rupzydaisy
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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There's a moment where she thinks none of them are breathing, where the whole world could just slip loose of gravity and fall up into the heavens and keep falling. There is nothing to hold them in place, nothing to stop them, and she knows she could hold her breath for longer if she needed to, but out falls her answer from her tired lungs.
"I'll stay."
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Joe is having a very taxing day.
In fairness, no one expects to begin the day by coming face-to-face with one’s lover’s estranged family, standing on the doorstep when one had been expecting the postman, or perhaps the drunk Frenchman from next door.
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- Part 1 of pumpkin gnocchi verse (podfic)
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Five Hundred Drachmae, by MelodyMayhew (podfic) by cookiemom6067
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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Nile gets to know her new family and learns more than she wanted to. Apparently betting is a Thing for these eternal weirdos. And... sometimes sex is part of it.
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- Part 2 of All Bets Are Off (podfic)
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- English
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- 10
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- 1/1
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Islands of Hours, by RC_McLachlan (podfic) by cookiemom6067
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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There eventually comes a lull, and so they go to Malta.
It took nearly two years of taking sacrament, preaching guidance to anyone who wanted it (or didn't), and righteously killing as many usurpers as possible before Nicky could confidently say he belonged to God and God alone. It took two days spent glutted on pastry and Joe's cock to make him take it all back.
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- 10
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- 1/1
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He's Touched Your Perfect Body With His Mind by BazinMousqueton
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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Town versus gown romance set in Oxford. Featuring professor!Joe -- beautiful, clever and in reading glasses -- and carpenter!Nicky -- strong, sweaty and shirtless.
Nicky sang along to the van's radio, ignoring Andy's glare. The sun was shining, the van smelt of freshly cut timber, and he was looking forward to spending the week handcrafting bookcases. He'd recently heard a radio interview with the client, Joe Al-Kaysani, and admired his warmth and enthusiasm while picturing an ageing man in tweed and corduroy, with grizzled hair and laugh-lines. With any luck he'd be easy to be around, long past the need to prove his masculinity by interfering with Nicky's work and, pray God, the owner of a decent coffee machine.
Spoiler alert: Joe does not own a decent coffee machine. (Also, Nicky is about to discover how wrong his mental picture is...!)
Complete! Final chapter now posted, and title art added to chapter 1.
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Joe's life wasn't exactly great and then to wake up and learn he's now immortal? That's going to take some getting used to.
Fortunately, his new family is there to guide him through it. During Joe's first week as an immortal, he: takes a strange road trip across Europe, learns to fight, helps take down a pharmaceutical CEO, comes to terms with his place in the world, and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order.
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Gain: The Man Who Woke: by nkp1981
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Tutti i santi giorni | Every Blessed Day (2012)
24 Sep 2021
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Guido Caselli is trying to figure out how he survived being shot and the meaning of his dreams which makes him take a drastic decision.
Can you guess how old Guido is in this story?
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- Part 2 of Pain And Gain:
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- 2,110
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- 1/15
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Nile is craning her neck to see the contents of the bottom shelf of the fiction section when she hears Nicky make a sound like a cat being stepped on.
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Joe, Nicky, and Nile stumble upon a cozy second-hand bookshop and discover a long-lost treasure. -
Just A Bunch Of Feelings That We Have by FlirtyFroggy
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Sep 2021
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Joe's given up on love. Nicky hasn't given up but is putting a pin in it for now. But they both need to have sex with someone. What can they possibly do about this conundrum?
Just two incurable romantics keeping it casual. Totally casual. It's casual, okay?
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When Nicky had begun college, in his mind a mission had quickly formed: he was going to put aside his shy nature and begin dating; find a boyfriend, have cute dinners together, wake up in his arms, all the good stuff he had always yearned for.
Instead, he had ended up doing none of it and spent most of his time at the library, curating his GPA to the point of madness, and completely forgetting about the importance of socializing.
With only two trimesters left before graduation, Nicky's friend Andy is done with having to listen to his laments and offers a solution: in the soccer team she trains there's Joe, a talented athlete who is having trouble keeping his grades afloat but who has lots of experience with relationships. Nicky would help tutoring him and in exchange Joe would give him dating lessons. No feelings, no attachment, just two boys showing each other the ropes.
Easy peasy, right? Right?
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It’s March 2020, and Joe is a young alpha on the last week of his backpacking trip through Italy.Strictly speaking, Joe doesn’t date omegas.
His parents have been drilling that notion into his skull since he’s presented at the age of fifteen: an omega is serious business. The risk of heat-bonding is always too high, and no one wants to deal with an alpha acting like an idiot because they can’t get over their stupid, primal urges. They don’t live in the Dark Ages anymore. There are suppressants and shit.
So, no, Joe doesn’t date omegas. But he definitely doesn’t pass an opportunity to fuck one.
Before heading home, he makes one last stop in the city of Genoa, where he meets a beautiful omega named Nicky at an underground party. They hit it off right away, and Nicky takes Joe back to his place. The sex is mind-blowing, but it’s supposed to just be a one-night stand.
That’s until they wake up to the news of the Lockdown.
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It’s 1818 and, after five years of searching, they have managed to track the man in their dreams down to a small cottage in France.
It should be easy.
It’s just one man.
But Andromache finds far more than she expects to and is forced to relive her darkest hours.
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“I have no idea what you are talking about,” Joe says and promptly sneezes. Blindly he waves his hand around and before he even manages a single word, Nicky has already dug around his pocket, found a tissue, and pressed it into Joe’s waiting palm. Then Joe blows his nose, very noisily, for a long time, so thoroughly that it leaves his nose reddened for a moment.
“Yeah,” Nile says, unimpressed, “no idea.”
Andy looks a little too pleased about this, but it’s probably because for all of last week she was forced to stay on bedrest, shivering with fever and half-buried under mountains of tissues, cursing her new mortal life to the deepest depths of Hell. “I told you not to use the same spoon I did,” she says.
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Or the one wherein Joe is not sick. At all. Nope. He isn't.[Podfic Version]
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Is There A Possible Divorce For Joe Al-Kaysani and Nicky Di Genova?
Joe Al-Kaysani was seen leaving their home with a packed bag. He seemed very upset and drove away angrily. An insider said the couple had a heated argument the night of the Aladdin Movie Premiere where Di Genova had made rude remarks to the press. Is it possible that the mated pair aren’t doing well? Is there a possible divorce in the work? Find out more right here.Series
- Part 3 of The Crusaders
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Nile Freeman, heir to the duchy of Freemanshire, is on the road to her destiny with her two dearest friends and her father's armor. Will she find everything she's never known she's always wanted? Will her falsehood be discovered and her father's name tarnished beyond repair? Dear reader, you know the drill: the real victory is the friends — and lovers — we make along the journey.
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A Question of Time by renawitch
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
23 Sep 2021
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Two years after the events at Merricks in London, the team makes a disturbing discovery and is forced to act. In South Africa, they clash with an old adversary who may actually be more than dangerous to them in this encounter.