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Hinata sends Kageyama good morning and good night texts, he tells Kageyama stories about his roommate, his job, and about volleyball. Always volleyball. It never gets annoying, or overwhelming, or boring. In fact, it doesn’t do enough to soothe the ache of missing his best friend.
Hinata also sends pictures. So many pictures. Too many pictures.
The pictures are usually silly and cute, (like Hinata, his brain supplies unhelpfully), snapshots of his sunny days in Rio. But between the pictures of sunsets on the beach and funny road signs and new recipes Hinata is trying out, he sends pictures of himself.
The problem is: Kageyama likes the pictures a little too much.
Or: Hinata gets unbearably hot during his years in Brazil, and it makes Kageyama open his stupid lust-addled mouth to say all the wrong things. The way Hinata responds, he wonders - hopes - that they're actually all the right things.
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06 Oct 2024
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An impulsive kiss at their final Tokyo training camp leads Hinata to question whether his feelings for Kageyama are really as platonic as he thought.
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03 Oct 2024
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Akaashi Keiji considers himself to be a fairly intelligent person.
Until he meets Bokuto Koutarou, and he starts making some very bad decisions.
Because the only thing stupider than getting into a friends-with-benefits arrangement with your obnoxiously attractive roommate is falling in love with said obnoxiously attractive roommate.
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06 Sep 2024
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Matching sets of idiots. Girls in love. Etc, etc.
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04 Oct 2021
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"She looks a little bit like a super-hot 19th-century English governess, and also like herself, and Namjoo isn’t sure exactly how she managed to find the absolute nexus of the things that would make her weak with attraction, but. Once again. Here she is. At this party. Vaguely weak with attraction.
There are a lot of reasons why this isn’t a good idea, says her inner monologue, a lot of reasons why Jin is the least advisable person in any room, and damn. Namjoo was going over Whitman and thinking some stupid shit trying to avoid this particular speech, which comes up whenever she sees Jin and she pretty much stops digesting properly.
(But here we go again.)”Namjoo always falls in love with the least advisable person, and that's Jin, because she's perfect and also not interested. Namjoo thinks.
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- Part 1 of There is perfection in you also
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27 Sep 2021
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25 Apr 2021
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I’m the fox you’ve been waiting for by pearl_o for oliviacirce
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jul 2019
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“I met a girl,” Namjoo tells him.
“Oh yeah?”
Namjoo knows the exact smile, the exact smirk he’s wearing just from the tone of his voice in those two words. She kicks him lightly in the shin. “Yeah.” She pauses a moment. “Jimin’s friend Hobi. She’s...really cool. Really pretty and funny and just, like. Cool. I like her a lot.”
Yoongi takes a minute to think this over, and eventually replies, “So are you going to ask her out or what?”
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- Part 2 of Tell me all your names
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08 Nov 2020
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(Jeongguk, Yoonji, and some messy period sex)
"Right, and are you sure you want to?" she asks again, as if he would just say he wanted to without actually meaning it.
"Yes, oh, my god, Noona, it's not a big deal, right?" he moans, tired of this whole interrogation of what he does and doesn't want. He's pretty sure wanting to have sex with his girlfriend, even if she's on her damn period, is not that weird.
"I mean," she starts but trails off again. He stares at her with wide, expectant eyes. Then she sighs and says slowly with a wince, "It's just... You know there's blood, right? Coming out of my vagina."
He pouts a little. "Yes, I know that," he says, defensively, because come on, he's not that clueless about girls. "I don't care, okay?"Bookmarked by jooniper
16 Aug 2020
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Yoongi discovers that Namjoon has tentacles. He thinks they’re kind of neat.
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28 Jun 2020
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“Now,” Jimin whispers, hands gently massaging Yoongi’s shoulders as he leans in close to Yoongi’s ear.
“Now what?” Yoongi asks, matching his volume to Jimin’s, turning his head to find Jimin glaring at him.
“Now,” Jimin repeats. “We’re never gonna get another chance like this.”
“We’re not ready,” Yoongi whispers. This is too soon.
“Yes, we are,” there’s absolute conviction in Jimin’s voice.
Yoongi looks at where the other members are sprawled in different places around the room.
Maybe they are ready.
Translations: Russian, Italian and Spanish here and here <3
Listen to a podfic version of the fic here <33
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07 Jun 2020
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“what the hell,” jimin whispers, half-terrified, half-annoyed that his orgasm was ruined by this weirdo intruder. are they being robbed? should he go get someone?
he squints, surreptitiously wiping his fingers on his powder-blue bedsheets. he wiggles under the covers, trying his best to yank his underwear and pants up so that he doesn’t have to fight a burglar with his dick out—
and then, suddenly, there’s a muffled whine of, “jimin-ah,” and a face smushed against the glass.
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taehyung and jimin are in feuding fraternities. they're also exclusive fuck buddies. taehyung climbs the side of jimin's fraternity house in the dead of winter to see him, which is totally a bro thing to do. definitely not romantic at all.
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12 Apr 2020
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Yoongi wants to have sex with a girl who speaks English. Namjoon thinks he can help. Simple translation. That's all. Yeah, that's all it will be.
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25 Mar 2020
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“i think,” yoongi starts, aware of how both men still, how suddenly there's tension in the air like they're waiting for the other shoe to drop, “that we should try it. this.”
“are you sure?” namjoon murmurs into his ear before pressing kisses into the curve of his neck. seokjin watches them both with a guarded expression, though it looks like he's trying really hard not to smile.
“yeah i'm fucking sure, would i have said it if i wasn't?”
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- Part 1 of takes three to tango
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05 Jan 2020
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“It’s nothing to do with breakfast,” Jin whispers into the phone. He smiles at people as they appear and set up their own spaces with chopping boards and knives at the ready, but inside he is shrieking, and he feels like it might soon spill out. “I’m doing that class I told you about. There are more people here than I expected, Yoongi, and one of them looks like a thug. I’m scared.”
OR Jin is a love struck fool but coincidentally, so is Namjoon.
-This is a prequel, but can be read as a stand alone-
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- Part 2 of Months at a Time
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16 Dec 2019
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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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23 Aug 2019
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"He doesn't seem okay," Jimin notes, several long gracefully curling strands falling forward as he cranes his head in front of Taehyung's face to get a better look.
"He's fine. He's just a little shaken by your dick," Jin tells him without an ounce of shame, and Taehyung has the presence of mind to cut his eyes sharply in his direction.
"Ahhhh," Jimin hums appreciatively, turning back to Taehyung and fluttering his long lashes. "Well that's okay, honey. Lots of people are shaken by my dick. Granted, it's usually inside of them at the time."
(AU where supposedlystraightboy!tae falls for a pretty drag queen named Minnie and has a pretty chill questioning of his sexuality)
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07 May 2019
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Starving (& Other Artistic Mediums) by TAHC (orphan_account) for Yoonminshooked
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Jan 2018
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It became a permanent thing the next year in August. But neither of them knew it was going to become a permanent thing. To them it just looked like a temporary thing. A slightly permanent, temporary thing.
Or; Namjoon and Yoongi are both struggling artists, throw a baby into the mix and they're struggling parents as well. Throw love into the mix and they're just struggling.
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30 Apr 2019
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"So what do I do?" Jimin throws up her hands. "It's been months." Frankly, Jimin isn't used to having to work this hard for some dick. "What do boys like?"
"Girls," Hoseok and Taehee say at the same time.
"Lesbians," Taehee adds, wry. "Never got a guys number as fast as I do when they see me with another girl."
It's the spark of a bad idea.
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Jeongguk wouldn't have thought that the night would end with the glorious vixen laying with her head between her legs, and her head between her legs.
Sure, it didn't make much sense, but Jeongguk sure as hell wasn't complaining.
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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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17 Mar 2019