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    A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

     

    CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
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    Bilbo still feels the branding cold of the Fell Winter. Thorin still feels the numbing burn of the dragon’s breath.

    Thorin takes on the responsibility of training Bilbo—making him “less of a liability”—but their subterranean needs soon surface: temperature has to reach equilibrium eventually.

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    An enemy from Jackson Lamb’s past kidnaps Catherine Standish, trying to extract secrets from a long-buried MI5 operation in Prague.
    The rescue brings the “Slow Horses” together in a rule-breaking mission that uncovers conspiracies, old guilt, and a silent war between Lamb and Diana Taverner.
    Amid danger and betrayal, Lamb and Standish face their ghosts and discover an unexpected bond — a mature love forged through pain, loyalty, and redemption.

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    Catherine Standish never asked to be sent into the field — and certainly not partnered with Jackson Lamb. But a dead agent drags them to Venice: a city of canals, masks, and secrets better left underwater.

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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