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    An infinitesimal change at Malfoy Manor results in the early discovery that Harry has become Master of Death. What will the Boy Who Lived do with Death itself as an ally? Haunt the Dark Lord like a fucking ghost and cram humanity down his throat, of course.

    A sexy black comedy.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    Harry was a naturally curious man and that lead him to do many things. His recent fascination with women's clothing and how soft they looked made him obsess over one thing - he wanted to also use women's clothing. But of course, just as he was downed in nothing but lingerie, something terrible ensued. Harry swore he wasn't a camboy, just someone who liked to take pictures in his laptop whilst wearing inappropriate garments.

    Or the fic that I was supposed to write instead of the monstrosity with Hippocampus and Corpse. Fuck my life, why did I contribute so extensively to that shitpost crack fic.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    I would kill for you, he thinks at her, inside her, and this is the result of what they just did, the culmination of all of their history together. I would destroy the entire galaxy for this.
     
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    As it turns out, both their visions were correct.

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    03 Apr 2018

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    It turns out that Ben Solo didn’t actually die in that plane crash. Someone really should have told that to Rey that before she moved into his house.
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    For a crazy second, she almost tells him the truth. Actually, I broke into your mansion because I needed a place to lay low and thought you were too dead to ever find out about it!
    “You got a name?” he growls, cutting her off.
    “My name’s Rey,” she says. It occurs to her too late that she probably should have lied.
    “Right,” he says, unshouldering his bag and dropping it on her shoulder. “If you work for my family, then take this to my room, will you?”
    He gives her this small smile and Rey bristles, because she’s his fake groundskeeper, not his fake servant.

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    01 Apr 2018

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    “Have you ever kissed anyone?”

    In which, when they are about to fall asleep, their defenses crumble and the bond tightens. It leads to a lot of bed sharing.

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    26 Mar 2018

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