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to whom it may concern (and boy, am i concerned) by ifrankgrrl
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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The summer after Sebastian’s high school graduation passed without much fanfare. He slept in, got high, played video games, and gave absolutely no fucks about what anyone thought about his unconventional post-grad lifestyle. Until Alex Mullner makes the front page with his gridball success story and forces Sebastian to reckon with the confines of his aimless routine in the Valley.
In his desperate search for an escape, he stumbles upon a mysterious online pen pal service that can connect him with someone from anywhere across the globe. However, a particularly insightful, kind, and strangely flirtatious stranger might be closer to home than one might guess.
TLDR: Sebastian and Alex are anonymous pen pals that find solace in each other when they least expect it, but need it most. And then they fall in love. Duh.
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and you're so steady, you don't tip over by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Sep 2020
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“I’m just surprised? I mean, I know you’re strong, obviously. But I’m a big guy, especially with my armor, and you’re kind of—”
“Choose your words carefully, Gautier.”
Sylvain pauses, considering, then chooses the worst possible one. “Petite.”
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Felix and Sylvain carry each other through the end of the war. Literally.
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08 Jul 2026
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Felix's personal dick and its traitorous choices by saltandlimes
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jun 2021
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"You were having a good time with Dimitri’s hands on your throat, weren’t you?” Sylvain laughs, a quick giggle that makes his eyes dance. “Never would have guessed that’s what you’re into, Felix.”
“Shut up,” Felix snarls. His cheeks are on fire. His whole body feels like it’s going to vibrate apart. He hasn’t been this embarrassed since Sylvain’s fourteenth birthday when Sylvain had dared him to kiss Celine Gideon. She’d bitten his tongue so hard he’d started crying, and Dimitri had ended up hiding with Felix until his face wasn’t bright red and tear-streaked.
“Awww, are you embarrassed?” Sylvain giggles again. “It’s a very natural thing. You should be proud of your body…”
In which Dimitri chokes Felix, Sylvain sees, and Felix has some surprising realizations.
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07 Jul 2026
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said I can't lie by TheEatenOne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Dec 2021
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“Although I admit I am curious as to why you are so stressed out about us asking you questions, Felix. Yeah, I get that it sucks that the choice is taken away from you, but honestly, Fe.”
He paused, considering Felix, and he felt ice enclose his heart, no, no, no, but Sylvain continued, “you don’t usually pull your punches, anyway. It’s like—what, you got a secret crush on someone or something?”
“Yes, I do,” Felix said, and seriously considered running until he hit Imperial territory and got murdered for his troubles.
They stared at each other, there in the silence of the training grounds. Distantly, he heard the last bell for dinner.
Felix gets hit by a truth spell and reveals that he has a secret crush. Sylvain tries to guess who it is.
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07 Jul 2026
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As a bodyguard, Daichi makes no attempt to handle Oikawa. He serves more as a guide, making roads for the actor through throngs of fans, silencing anyone who ventures to bother Oikawa with only a stare, skirting effortlessly around the edges of Oikawa’s life. Far enough to be almost forgotten, close enough to be comforting.
Daichi is the perfect bodyguard. Oikawa hates it.
Oikawa Tooru is a heartthrob and model/movie star in need of a new personal bodyguard. Sawamura Daichi is up to the job.
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06 Jul 2026
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His new partner: Draco Malfoy. Smirking like an albino demon. Pale, and in all black, like death himself dragging Harry back into his clutches.
“I’m sorry?” Harry replied, uncomprehending. The ultimate proof his brain was presently being mangled beyond repair.
Malfoy laughed coldly, sharp as a knife. “Oh Potter. I think we’re a bit beyond that, after all these years?”
Or: the boys opt out of their Auror partnership in favour of the much more interesting project of hating, saving, fucking each other – some combination of the three.
Or: Harry and Draco go through their quarter life crises.
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16 Jun 2026