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    Love is a lot like surgery: sometimes you have to take risks to succeed and most times there are unexpected side effects.

    Harry is back in a hospital room after an Auror sting gone wrong and nobody is amused at this point. It's starting to become somewhat of a familiar scene for Ron and Hermione. This time his healer is one Draco Malfoy so it's actually a /little/ funny when something goes wrong during recovery.

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    Harry's been taking some time off after the war to find himself, but when McGonagall offers him a position as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, he decides it's time to reenter society. He just doesn't expect that his reentry will involve Draco Malfoy - the new flight instructor at Hogwarts!

    And seeing Malfoy as a glorified "gym teacher" is hilarious...until it's not. Harry's starting to feel weird, his heart is racing, and he's not quite sure he can figure out what it all means while keeping his students in line.

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    Something sinister stirs in Hogwarts!

    When magical creatures and students at the school are hit with a debilitating blood curse, Minerva McGonagall approaches the Ministry for help.

    Star Auror Harry Potter seems to be the obvious choice to go undercover—as DADA Professor, naturally. He’s going to need the help of the Ministry’s foremost expert in blood magic to get to the bottom of the mystery, though, and he’s not entirely convinced that going back to Hogwarts with Draco Malfoy is a good idea.

    Things are complicated between them—what’s new?—but they know they have to learn to work together (and keep their hands off each other in the corridors) in order to solve this case. Luckily for them, Hogwarts itself wants to lend a hand.

    A tale of love, lessons, and learning to really live.

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    Draco was lying still, and pale, on a bed in a private room in St Mungo’s. The sheets were white, clean, enchanted against stains, vanishing the blood that kept spilling out of him. He hadn’t moved in two days. Not a twitch of his elegant fingers. Not a blink of his fierce eyes. Harry couldn’t even see the faint flutter of his pulse in his throat from where he stood at the foot of the bed, helpless, impotent, furious.


    There is nothing Harry wouldn’t do for the people he cares about. As it turns out, that might bring him everything he’s ever wanted.

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    Harry loved his job driving the Knight Bus. When his next fare is to pick up a stranded wizard in Wiltshire, he's no longer sure. A story about odd career choices, making amends, suspicions and finding out your arch nemesis isn't so bad after all.

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    Harry had a hairband. He knew he did. So where the fuck was it? And WHY did it appear on his husband's wrist?!

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    Neville's mind tells him that clearly this was a wizard he slept with, that clearly a glamor was involved. Otherwise, an entirely different man has swapped places with the one Neville fell asleep beside, and that would be extremely concerning. The man rolls to his back and stretches, his eyes closed tight. Neville’s mouth drops open. That profile…

    Malfoy?”

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    It's not every day that Harry Potter goes into muggle London and discovers the Draco Malfoy he had thought had disappeared, is now back and basically a muggle celebrity.

    @dracomalfoy liked your post.

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    Draco finds himself in a massive predicament when it comes to his Auror partner.

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    Her right ankle buckled, lurching her forward into a tall, lean chest. Correspondingly strong hands steadied her around the waist. And a cool, familiar voice—like something out of a dream—drawled, “Watch it, Granger.”

    Or, Hermione heads for the rebound and lands on something very impractical, indeed.

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    Draco, ever petulant, just wants his lovers to come back to bed, and really, he's getting quite tired of asking politely.A Dramionarry Drabble.

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    When Aurors Harry and Ron catch Fenrir Greyback they discover something that propels Harry on a solo race against the most dangerous Death Eater fugitive, Rodolphus Lestrange. But things go awry and Harry soon finds himself wandless, in the middle of nowhere, incommunicado, and cooperating with Draco Malfoy as Lestrange hunts them down.

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    Nothing left for him in the Wizarding World after the War, Draco Malfoy exiles himself to Muggle London. Having made quite a name for himself after nearly a decade in the city, word spreads fast to the Ministry. Hermione Granger is brought in to investigate a string of crimes that could be tied to the Ex-Deatheater.

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    It's 1991, what do you mean there are more changes?

    Sirius Black took Harry Potter and raised him like his own son, he had luck to be completely clear. Also, his child's first year was coming and there seemed to happen something out there — not Death Eaters, they all now they were everywhere, aurors were working like crazies.

    Lucius Malfoy, after ten years of mourning, has to let his dear and beloved son Draco far away from were he could have imagined. It was their best election, the Dark Lord may had something under his sleeve.

    Not all the gang was present, but Bill and Maya were still there. After all this years of experiencing all kind of adventures, they still liked to solve problems and there was a thing in their checklist that wasn't before someone asked them for it. Another year under the same veil.

    (I'm bad at summaries, lol.) HIATUS

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    I had a headcanon that Draco absolutely would not admit that he was cold when he was, and this is what came out of it! Hope you enjoy!

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    When Harry and Draco grudgingly meet up and find common ground in their shared concern of their sons’ choice of partners, their old animosity starts to slowly change into something neither of them expected to find.

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    You're the cute barista that caught Harry Potter's eye, and Harry is the handsome med student that keeps forgetting how many cups of black tea he's already had. Harry takes unnecessary steps to have you notice him but in the end, all is well.

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    Burnt toast, international Portkeys, ancient ruins, and Harry's own special brand of support.

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    "I'd rather have a chizpurfle invasion, than the likes of you, a poor, insignificant Weasley, that knows nothing about quality or breeding, helping me! Merlin, I told my father I would only work with the best, and this is what I get?" Draco groaned.

    Charlie smiled, and now it was relaxed and genuine. "I love it when someone insults me. It means I don't have to be nice anymore." Charlie then turned on his heel and started walking towards the back of the sanctuary. "Follow me, Princess."

    "Do not call me princess!" Draco retorted as he stomped after his mentor. "And what about lunch?"

    "You don't want to eat before this job!" Charlie smirked. "Stand back everyone, Princess Malfoy is coming through." Charlie bellowed.

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    After the war, students are asked to come back to Hogwarts for their Eight Year. Where Harry has become completely numb by all the deaths and sadness that has happened, and he no longer wants to feel anything. After returning to Hogwarts, Harry stumbles across Draco's personal journal and reads it which escalates an emotional roller coaster for him, and revealing forbidden feelings and new understandings.

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