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    "Oh, mira, pero si es Harry ‘ya no odio a Malfoy y no estoy obsesionado con él’ Potter. Llevamos diez minutos esperándote para ir a desayunar, ¿sabes?”

    Harry tiene que volver a Hogwarts para cursar octavo, y está decidido a pasar un año tranquilo y libre de complicaciones. Malfoy, por supuesto, está ahí para arruinar sus planes.

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    Español
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    47,628
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    22
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    39
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    504
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    Draco finds a certain type of 'to-do' list of Hermione's.

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    English
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    7,870
    Chapters:
    9/9
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    12
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    209
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    26
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    After finding himself on the receiving end of the infamous Sonnets of a Sorcerer curse, Harry Potter decided to draw on his experiences and produce ‘Potter’s Poetry’, a selection of poems which have absolutely no discernible theme which ties them together. Click on the link provided below to view an exclusive excerpt of 'Potter's Poetry' courtesy of D.A. Malfoy Publishing. To purchase the full copy, send us a mail order by owl, or visit Flourish and Blotts or any other Wizarding bookstores near you!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    431
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    The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather—novel.

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    English
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    25,846
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    79
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    541
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    111
    Hits:
    6080
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    When Rosier starts attending Hogwarts while Polyjuiced as Bulstrode Draco sees this as the perfect opportunity to use his Legimens ability to read her mind and discover Chloe's secret.

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    English
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    8,145
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Two years later Chloe, Lana and Lois resurface during a Death Eater banquet. Chloe knows that Draco didn't know who or what she was when they were penpals, but she still wished he could have warned her.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    When Draco is forced to go to Muggle Studies & have a muggle as a pen pal, he wasn't ready for the American who could insult and make him reluctantly amused at the same time. Chloe Ann Sullivan doesn't know her place, but somehow that's the fun part.

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    English
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    6,623
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
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    34
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    Draco texts the wrong number. Harry won't stop texting him back. Before he knows it, they're friends. A love story told in texts and calls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,912
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1857
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    Harry’s a vampire, Draco has blood. (Even though his blood is fucked up)

    Pure smut, with some sassiness in between.

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    English
    Words:
    426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1213
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    Dean Thomas decided to celebrate his birthday at the beach. Draco regretted going along... until he really didn't. Short thing written for Dramione FanFiction Forum's #DrabbleChallenge

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    English
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    902
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Hits:
    684
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    Draco Malfoy lives a simple life. Go to college, throw some snark at resident golden boy Harry Potter and his homophobic posse, judge the remainder of the living population with Pansy, go home, jack off to aforementioned golden boy in the shower, crawl into bed with a book and a cup of tea. Rinse and repeat.

    Until he and Potter get stuck in a closet together, and things get a whole lot less simple.

    Really quickly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,125
    Chapters:
    15/21
    Comments:
    560
    Kudos:
    2833
    Bookmarks:
    577
    Hits:
    49533
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    “I don’t care if Potter likes me,” Draco sniffed, coming to terms with his mother’s betrayal, both of his hand in marriage – or mating – and her trust in his likeability. Old lady was obviously losing it. He was adorable.

    Alternatively: Draco's always known he'd be married off as a trophy omega, but suddenly his mother's trying to make him king by promising him to some stupidly good-looking alpha and she just won't stop smiling at him. Does fate's cruelty know no end?!

    Smut | ABO | Completely Self-Indulgent Trash

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    English
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    7,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    1540
    Bookmarks:
    239
    Hits:
    16403
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    After the war, students are asked to come back to Hogwarts for their Eight Year. Where Harry has become completely numb by all the deaths and sadness that has happened, and he no longer wants to feel anything. After returning to Hogwarts, Harry stumbles across Draco's personal journal and reads it which escalates an emotional roller coaster for him, and revealing forbidden feelings and new understandings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,088
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2914
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    This is based on the scene on the train station when Harry died. Instead of Dumbledore, he meets Draco, who is very much still alive.

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    English
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    1,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    741
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    What is going on with Potter? Draco doesn’t know. He’s too busy worrying about Salazar and choking on Pansy’s cucumber sandwiches. Now Potter’s owl is out for blood and Blaise has to be stopped.

    All things considered, it’s hard being an investigative journalist and a crazy person at the same time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3696
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    Draco just needed to pick up some rare flowers for the party his mum is throwing. Why did Potter have to be there? And why does Potter have to ruin everything?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1198
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    A discovery while dancing with Draco at a charity ball, forces Harry to confront his lingering feelings after their one night stand.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    91
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    1065
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    18692
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    Świat czarodziejów drży przed Senną Wróżką, nowym środkiem odurzającym działającym tylko na magicznych. Draco i Hermiona zawiązują sojusz, by znaleźć twórcę narkotyku, choć każde z nich robi to z innych pobudek.

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    52,591
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Sometimes, a person’s patronus will change from its original form to the one of the object of their affections. In Defense Against Dark Arts class, Draco’s patronus is not a gazelle like it had been years before – it’s a stag.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    630
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4341
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    After running into complications on their latest mission, Draco's primary objective becomes warming Harry up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    376
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5751

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