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    “Granger, listen to me. If we… if I die, I need to tell you something” he was gripping her arm and she fought the urge to scream.
    “Don’t! Don’t you dare, Draco Malfoy” she snapped. “I didn’t beat the Dark bloody Lord to die now at the hands of a Dracula wannabe!”
    “What the actual fuck is a Dracula?”

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    Set some days after May 2nd. A lot of angst, many confrontations, a new danger and two people oblivious to their feelings.

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    "But why us? Why now?"

    "It's just like the Sorting Hat said, Harry. The houses must unite and I think us, the founders, coming back means that the Houses have to unite once more or-"

    "Hogwarts will crumble from within." Padma nodded. "Exactly. So whoever is Slytherin and Hufflepuff, we'll be needing them on our side to somehow unite the houses."

    "You know this is madness right? People won't believe that we're somehow the reincarnated founders of Hogwarts without them sending us to an asylum?"

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    When Harry and Draco grudgingly meet up and find common ground in their shared concern of their sons’ choice of partners, their old animosity starts to slowly change into something neither of them expected to find.

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    3/?
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    It is 2019 and Harry Potter, Ex-Auror turned full-time dad and writer of magical children's books, finds himself making a startling discovery about none other than his former school rival Draco Malfoy. Just where will this relationship, rekindled over several cups of exquisite coffee, lead those two men?

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    27/27
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    645
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    When Aurors Harry and Ron catch Fenrir Greyback they discover something that propels Harry on a solo race against the most dangerous Death Eater fugitive, Rodolphus Lestrange. But things go awry and Harry soon finds himself wandless, in the middle of nowhere, incommunicado, and cooperating with Draco Malfoy as Lestrange hunts them down.

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    It is five years later, Harry is in love with his job but not with his life. He spends too much time in crime files, investigating criminals and in bars having sex with questionable individuals. He lands a case involving the death of a classmate and led him to someone that he has not spoken to in five years, Draco Malfoy

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    4/?
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    2
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    700
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    Draco comes with a present for his fiancee, Luna, that instead ends up changing the fates of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy.

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    After the war, students are asked to come back to Hogwarts for their Eight Year. Where Harry has become completely numb by all the deaths and sadness that has happened, and he no longer wants to feel anything. After returning to Hogwarts, Harry stumbles across Draco's personal journal and reads it which escalates an emotional roller coaster for him, and revealing forbidden feelings and new understandings.

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    10/?
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    Nothing left for him in the Wizarding World after the War, Draco Malfoy exiles himself to Muggle London. Having made quite a name for himself after nearly a decade in the city, word spreads fast to the Ministry. Hermione Granger is brought in to investigate a string of crimes that could be tied to the Ex-Deatheater.

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    1/?
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    In the short time that they've been sleeping together, Harry has noticed that Draco doesn't seem to want to top. Probably because he has a dick big enough to hurt most people. But that's no deterrent for Harry, The Boy Who Lived (To Be Fucked).

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    1/1
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    14
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    Gryffindor's Tower hosted a busy night from Harry and Draco. They usually are very careful not to be discovered, but this time something goes wrong.

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    1/1
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    It's ten years since the war and Harry Potter is Head Auror. When Hermione is knocked out by a mysterious primitive magical object, there's only one person who might be able to help bring her round: a reclusive wizard living on the other side of the world who's an expert in his field. The local Ministry of Magic sends Potter some pensieve surveillance footage, and he realises the mystery man is Draco Malfoy. Why is Draco living in New Zealand, with a tan, a hot muggle fuckbuddy and a giant mansion? And why, when they spend just a few days together, does he feel like the only person who understands exactly what Harry needs?

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    Als Harry herausfindet, dass Draco in einem Starbucks arbeitet, interessiert er sich plötzlich sehr für Kaffee.

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    Deutsch
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

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    "After all, there was a hopeful chance that he didn’t like Draco - maybe he just admired him in a perfectly friendly way. Maybe he just platonically admired his angular face, the way it flushed so obviously when he was embarrassed, the way his grey eyes lit up when he genuinely laughed, his soft blonde hair and the way it looked when he forgot to style it in the morning, his wittiness and his weirdly extensive knowledge about potion ingredients, his annoyingly endearing snark...his - Fuck."

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    Or the one where Harry and Draco find comfort in one another during eighth year and gradually become friends, only for pesky feelings to become involved.

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    So the war's over and Harry's a Rookie Auror, and everything seems... fine? I mean, he's single, his life is mostly work and he hasn't been out in ages and he's tired and annoyed most of the time, and he should probably be a bit more social, but the last time he kissed a girl he had to Obliviate her... but that's normal, right? And then Robards throws him a file, yells at him a bit and he finds himself guarding Malfoy of all people, and maybe that little feeling in his gut he thought he'd disproved as indigestion once and for all.... maybe was something else. Something lots gayer.

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    Harry has a show to put on and the last thing he needs is prima ballerina Draco Malfoy messing things up. But when Draco is injured, the two end up spending more time together and Harry wonders if maybe there's something between them after all?

    Muggle AU. Smut.

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    20,449
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    69
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    Draco finds a baby on the doorstep and it looks exactly like him. So much, in fact, Astoria's ready to thump him in the face for bringing home a love child. That's until Draco discovers a time-turner around the baby's neck.
    Things get even worse when he finds out the future baby is a child of two fathers. Could be worse right?
    The baby's glamor weres off and its eyes are green. A familiar green.

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    1/1
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    24
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    161
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    12
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    "Oh, mira, pero si es Harry ‘ya no odio a Malfoy y no estoy obsesionado con él’ Potter. Llevamos diez minutos esperándote para ir a desayunar, ¿sabes?”

    Harry tiene que volver a Hogwarts para cursar octavo, y está decidido a pasar un año tranquilo y libre de complicaciones. Malfoy, por supuesto, está ahí para arruinar sus planes.

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    47,628
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    9/?
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    39
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    59
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    1
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    709
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    Draco finds a certain type of 'to-do' list of Hermione's.

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    7,870
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    9/9
    Comments:
    22
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    285
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    39
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