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  1. Summary

    A collection of stories about my dark urge, a druid drow named Malachite, and Astarion.

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  1. Rec *

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    Astarion meets the de-facto blow job queen of Blackstaff, an unassuming but popular grad student with the most luminous brown eyes.

    Maybe one day he'll even unstop that pretty mouth long enough to get the guy's name.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    the most romantic blowjobs i’ve read in my entire life.

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Every time, the tadpole squirms its way inside his head. Every time he is ‘saved,’ ‘seduced,’ and sometimes even believes it. This time feels almost real, different, as he drives the blade between Cazador’s ribs.

    Astarion watches for the hundredth time as the people he has come to know unravel. Wyll loses self or sire, Karlach’s heart always burns too bright. Gale fakes a smile before he goes, insists it’s for the best.

    He would have thought that he would be numb to the hurt by now, but still, it’s hard to watch.

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    21 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Astarion hates his housemate. The guy was already a sanctimonious douchebag, now he's leaving him passive aggressive post-it notes on the fridge? Dickhead. Astarion will be getting petty revenge and he will be doing so thoroughly as a pleasing distraction from the struggles of healing from a traumatic relationship.

    OR: Modern AU where the boys are housemates who hate each other, but slowly grow fond via a series of post-it exchanges and pranks.

    Warning: For some reason I can't let anyone be happy, so they both have very abusive relationships in their pasts and the events of them are discussed and breadcrumbed throughout. If that's something that might upset you, please give the whole thing a wide berth.

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    29 Jul 2024

  4. Rec 42

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    He'd done it.

    Actually done it.

    Taken off after the Crown, and then had the gall to come back afterwards: adorned in divinity, apathy, and silver, with a heavy hand of self-importance.

    Silver.

    Second place. Second best.

    Like he'd made Astarion, after the Crown.

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    I was haunted by the idea of only one of them ascending.

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    23 Mar 2024

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    In all the storybooks Gale Dekarios read as a child, none of the great heroic romances ever ended in divorce. When he confessed his love to Adriana, under an aurora of his own making, he meant it for good. Sadly, it turns out, she did not. That’s why he prefers magic to people, people are too unpredictable. And none more so than the bloody vampire who’s just been sent to check on him…

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    21 Mar 2024