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Rouge by goofyzucchini
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
19 Sep 2025
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Xie Lian wonders if Hua Cheng has ever worn red lipstick.
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“Do you have the urge now, Isagi?”
“Huh?”
Isagi looked to Bachira as he finished wiping his mouth off with a towel.
“The urge…?”
He stared at his friend like a deer in headlights, immediately erasing the dirty assumption his mind landed on due to his previous thought process. There was no way Bachira was thinking of *that*.
“For what? Football?”
That’s right. That was the only thing it could be.
Bachira clasped his hands behind his back and took a few steps closer towards Isagi. Maybe a little too close than necessary.
“...No."
Isagi blinked.
Bachira glanced down at his crotch.
“For masturbating.”
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Standing in a room full of pretty people by marizetta
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
28 Jun 2026
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This is a really casual, boring looking account. No socials attached, minimal money subscription placed and not a lot of likes from people, as it seems. Personal information below the header (unassuming photo of a star-filled skyline) states: “Life consists of The Beatles, gorillas, poppy tarts and werewolves. Don’t go after me if you disagree, I’ve played this game before.”. Which is… so unhinged, James had to snort. What is this?
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What if Ryan has an OnlyFans secret account. It's not what you think.
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- Part 1 of gostiz onlyfans
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10 Jul 2026
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The thing about Ryan was this: he was stupidly, irresistibly gorgeous.
James had to have him.
(Or: James Ortiz is absolutely coping well with life despite working with a hot, famous, straight and married A-lister, thank you for your concern.)
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10 Jul 2026
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“Hey,” a voice says when James answers the phone, soft and warm and instantly recognisable. James would know that voice anywhere these days. Pick it out in a crowd of fifty all talking at once. “It’s Ryan.”
(Or: the one where Ryan reappears in James' life after months of going their separate ways, and things become a little complicated and real.)
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09 Jul 2026
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Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace is repulsive.
Grace is disgusting.
Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.- Language:
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18 May 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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17 May 2026