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    These are all SEPARATE stories! They do not have to be read in any specific order! Read the tags on each fic.

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    Welcome to Masturbation island. When I interviewed Spencer on the three items he would bring to a deserted island, he told me with complete certainty, “I only need one, and it’s lube.”

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    Dennis tries to say, “Thanks, Doctor,” at the same time as he thinks, You sound like my father, so what comes out is, “Thanks, Dad.”

    (alternatively: dennis copes with a grievous misstep by downloading grindr. unfortunately for him, he doesn't know that robby's on the other end.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Amazing fic

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Trinity Santos wasn't sad all the time. But when she was, she was very sad. Yolanda Garcia helped with that. But only when she was horny. Will they ever break out of 'keeping it casual' or is Trinity doomed to keep hiding her ever-growing feelings she would never admit were there?

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    18 May 2026

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    Whitaker gets gifted some shirts with inappropriate writing on them. With his history of keeping his scrubs on all day, nothing can go wrong… right?

    Also known as the slow burn HuckleRobby through ten months between seasons

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    03 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Being in love with your best friend isn't exactly an easy thing to do, especially when he's turning into everything you hate.

    Gerard had been my best friend ever since I could remember but things were becoming more strained between the two of us by the day. I think if it was not for me being so helpless infatuated with him, my devotion to him would have been buried a long time ago. His new friends had snatched the boy I was in love with from me long ago, and buried him deep under this arrogant stranger.

    BRITISH AU

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    28 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chavy ass fic. Gerard!asshole. Fuck, I am SO IN LOVE with this fic. I just remembered.

    OH MY FUCKING GOD THE AUTHOR UPDATED

    Miracles do happen 🥺🥺🥺 thank u georgiamead97

    gotta reread form start

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    [petekey tour AU].

    With every day the same, Pete was stuck in a boredom rut for most of his band's tour last year: drink coffee, write, perform, repeat.

    Planet Honey Pop is due to travel again for tour soon, and he needs something, anything, to make it bearable. He never intended to have someone else's body on his, calloused fingers splayed across his chest or entwined within his in their own right.

    Pete never intended to feel like a teenager again, sneaking off behind tour busses for illicit kisses and staying up late on the phone.

    There's a certain vulnerability that coincides with spending all your time in a tiny, dark bunk. But will it stay under the covers, or will it become more than Pete had bargained for?

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    25 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best Petekey. Ugh this fic. I love it. Mikey sdfghjk Pete sdfghjkl
    why am I always thinking about this fic?