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Vincent presses his face against the bars of the cage. “Al, please let me out,” he whines.
Glass in hand, Alastor makes his way over to the cage, bending down to meet Vincent at eye level. “Last time I checked, dogs don’t speak.” He reaches out an index finger, hooking it around Vincent's collar. “So, show me how a good puppy begs, hm?”
(Vincent fucks up a job, and Alastor decides his pet is in need of some retraining.)
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05 Apr 2026
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"Are you going senile? I'm an alpha."
Alastor huffs, irritation growing larger than his fondness. "Yes, I am aware."
Vox's face scrunches up. His mouth furrows into a lopsided scowl. "You want to…spend your rut…with another alpha?" He slowly says, pausing and cringing like he's tasted something foul. Alastor doesn't think it's that big of an ask.
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Or: Alastor cashes in on an old deal to handle an… inconvenient problem. The problem being his ill timed rut. Vox agrees to help because when else is he ever going to get the chance to have sex with the Radio Demon?
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04 Apr 2026
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Holy Water by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32) for Lis_Lass, caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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How the hell do you avoid an arranged marriage?
Become a priest and marry God instead! Decide to flee from your family, have a couple identity crisis as a closeted gay young man, become a perfect example as a cleric, be too nice, end up as a the lapdog of an Archbishop, be successful but exhausted, get too friendly with the church wine, enter the mid 30s depression, fuck-up everything you constructed until this point, get promoted to Bishop as an excuse to be secretly banished to a weird ass town in the middle of nowhere…. and meet Blitzø, the annoying love of your life.
Stolas' plan at 10 years old of becoming a priest to avoid marrying Stella was absurd from the start, but he never expected what he would find when he arrived at Holy Water town as the new Bishop. Nobody trained him to do exorcisms!
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(Some tags are hidden to avoid spoilers. I offer two options: read at your own risk of getting surprised by plot twists. Or check those tags in chapter 1)
Written for the Helluva Musical Bang. Song “Holy Water” by Noah Davis, in partnership with Lis Lass as an artist and plot beta! Final beta by Caitsoprano.- Language:
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16 Oct 2025