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    Hermione knew about sex.
    She wasn’t a clueless, naive girl. She knew the process and the purposes, to get pleasure or to make children. However, she had never experienced anything of that sort. Too busy with a war on her shoulders, she never got the time to even think about the intricate feelings of maturity.
    Until one day, she found a Professor who was willing to teach her everything she didn’t know.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Christmas Crackers?” Malfoy asks, holding one up, then looks at her with a surprisingly warm expression. “Cute.”

    Hermione fights a blush. They’re no ordinary Christmas Crackers. She had George and the staff at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes whip up a special surprise for the Ministry—except she explicitly requested they be red and green, not gold and silver.

    It’s not that big of a deal. She’ll get over it. Tomorrow.

    Malfoy busies himself by helping to distribute several tubes on each table without request. It’s easy, working with him in a silent tandem. They’ve done it a few times on shared projects, holing up in her office or his, and quickly fall into an easy rhythm. Every time she sneaks a glance, he’s conveniently looking elsewhere.

    At the final table, he shakes one close to his ear. “So what’s inside? They’re light.”

    She hurries over to him. There’s few enough people around that the surprise won't be ruined if she gives him a peek, and the prototypes were perfect.

    “We’ll have to be quick.”

    A sly smile pulls at his lips, and he holds one end towards her. “On three?”

     

    Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.

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    09 Dec 2024

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    “Still using caffeine to bribe the local business owners into liking you?”
    “Doing my best.” He held up his copy of the card. “Has any person ever looked less happy about Christmas than this man? His idea of nice decorations is probably a fake tree and some dusty plastic garland.”
    “I opened Crooks’ Book Nook four years ago, and in all that time the DABA hasn’t done anything except collect annual dues and turn down permit applications for new benches. I almost don’t want to participate, just on principle, but that’s a lot of money.”
    “If you ask nicely, I’ll share some of it when I win,” said Malfoy as he turned to leave. Hermione shot two fingers at his back.

    or: Hermione and Draco decorate competitively.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    Draco does not care how he landed in this situation. Whether curse or coma or hallucination, he has no desire to know what has trapped him in his present circumstance. There’s nothing at all stopping him from reliving Christmas Eve with Granger for the rest of time.

    Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Interactions in the Slytherin Common room as a Draco-in-denial falls for Hermione Granger.

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    03 Nov 2024