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How To Fail Muggle Cooking In Five Easy Steps by carbonated_vampire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2025
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Of course, what he saw was a look of utter admiration in Sirius' eyes. He was a statue of envy and determination witch was burning with....burning... "Miss' McGonagall, Sirius is still on fire." Professor Mcgonagall shot Sirius' hair with another extinguishing spell. That finally got Sirius to talk. "Professor, are we truly ready?" He was taking it a bit too far now with acting like Miss' McGonagall was some type of food making mentor. "I am the right hand of professor Dumbledore. If I can't handle two teenagers in a kitchen then I don't know what i'm doing with my life."
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Sirius and Remus get really into the idea of muggle cooking over the winter holiday, the fact that James gifts Sirius a muggle cookbook doesont help much eighter.
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We Are Not Wise by Boomchick, Suzoomie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2023
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When Shen Qingqiu drew Shen Yuan’s soul sword, it felt like being burned from the inside out. The fire wasn’t cruel, but it was still fire—hot and destructive, searing the softest pieces of him.When Binghe’s fingers touch the hilt, he is ready for pain.
Transmigrated into a version of Proud Immortal Demon Way where cultivators manifest their own souls into spiritual weapons, Shen Yuan finds himself sort of kind of…accidentally blackmailing Shen Qingqiu into taking him on as a disciple before Luo Binghe joins the sect.
That should give Shen Yuan plenty of opportunities to make sure nothing goes wrong for his favorite protagonist, right? RIGHT!?
A story of twists, turns, hope, despair, and soul swords. Written for the Bingqiu Reverse Minibang 2023, illustrated and conceptualized by the incredible Suzu!
Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian by Bublick available!
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“Put me in Gryffindor,” Sirius told the Hat.
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Long fic of Sirius' years at Hogwarts until 1994, dealing with his blood-supremacist family, a brewing war, and some not-so-platonic feelings for one Remus Lupin.
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COMPLETE!
russian translation by an incredible reader in the notes :)
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23 Mar 2026
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Somewhere in the south of England, 2002. It's the first summer after first year at university, and Sirius, Remus, and James are headed to a gig at their local hellhole... literally. With a little help from some infernal intervention, can Sirius and Remus finally admit their feelings?
A story about gigs in the middle of nowhere, possessed CDs found in the woods, ancient PC crunching noises, and saying to hell with it when it comes to matters of the heart.
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18 Feb 2026
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If You Don't Have Store-Bought Character Growth, Homemade is Fine by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2025
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When Shen Qingqiu fails his first mission, he loses the opportunity to unfreeze the OOC function. He has to go through the events of the story in-character as the original goods. He's sure that he's definitely getting human sticked until he stumbles onto a possible solution: if it's out-of-character to not be evil, what if the scum villain got some character development?
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe is getting paranoid that his Shizun has started being nice to him. In a really mean way.
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15 Jan 2026
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Summer, 1977. With the full moon approaching, Sirius heads up to the Lupins' countryside cottage to make himself useful. Or to make a complete and utter arse out of himself, because really, that's all he can seem to do around Remus these days.
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01 Feb 2025
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A really comforting and nostalgic fic