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    Even more one-shots or short stories revolving around Lyra and the marauders, most of them taking place during their time in Hogwarts, involving a lot of fun, chaos, maybe a bit teenage drama, romance, and fun. Prepare for Sirius transforming his breakfast into a bunny on accident, Pete having a weed-induced panic trip, James helping out a friend in a very special way, Lyra speaking french and Remus being the reason why Arthur Weasley has a car.

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    Sé mo laoch, mo Ghile Mear,
    Sé mo Chaesar, Ghile Mear,
    Suan ná séan ní bhfuaireas féin,
    Ó chuaigh I gcéin mo Ghile Mear...
    The doors are open, the fae are free. Now, war is coming. And it will be up to Harry and his family to ensure this war does not destroy them all. With new allies, new family, and new enemies, it will be hard. But Harry knows that, with the ones he loves by his side and the power of Lady Danu at his call, they can withstand anything.

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    3/?
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    Tensions are high amongst the gay community and the miners in 1980's Britain. So what else is there to do other than band together in spite of the tories? So what if you end up falling in love with a rather handsome teacher while doing it?

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    26/?
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    What would happen if James survived and no one knew except Sirius, Harry, Dumbledore, and McGonnagal? Would things change? Would Harry still go to the Dursleys? Read 'Harry Potter and Eleanor Rigby' to find out.

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    5/?
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    What happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts. A lot of it is just McGonagall indulging Dumbledore's mad ideas. The Professors might need to step up their game if Harry Potter's coming to school.

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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    14/?
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    diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!
    TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles

    + desi harry potter
    + thoughtful but himbo! harry potter
    + black hermione granger
    + ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley
    + canon manipulative dumbdore
    + severus snape is a fascist bully
    + kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants
    + posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black
    + horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth
    + give regulus black some fucking arm floaties
    + ron weasley knows his goddamn rights
    + genderfluid! tonks
    + hagrid being lowkey harry's parent
    + everybody has a crush on bill weasley
    + mcgonagall is McLosingIt™
    + 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble
    + stupid adults not thinking things through

    polyamorous ships, not sorry
    i'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol
    (requests welcome)

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    Minerva had never meant for it to happen, nor had Severus, but neither could bow out when the other refused to admit culpability. First the explosion, then the catnip ... what came next? A Howler?

    Besides, what was a little 'harmless' - if slightly competitive, fun to lighten the mood between friends in a castle run by the depressing Albus Dumbledore?

    Minerva and Severus friends for life!

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    You may be thinking this is the beginning of a beautiful story, filled with love, adventure, friendship, and family. A story of kept promises and honest heroes. But this is not that type of story, it never really was. This is a story with a dark beginning and an equally dark ending. One filled with secrets and lies from the very start. One filled with heroes whose master is not only good but greed and power as well. One filled with villains who aren’t entirely evil, just a little broken and misunderstood. So be warned, this story is about to take a twist from how it’s usually told. A much darker and equally heart-wrenching twist.

    Our story begins with the tale of two brothers, twins to be exact.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    AU where Harry Potter has a twin and is raised by Regulus and Pandora Black as Arcturus Black in secret in America until he turns eleven and has to return to Britain to attend Hogwarts.

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    Remus raised his head, tawny curls fell into his eyes. ''So, you know about the whole Christmas prom we have next week right,'' Lily does. Hogwarts organizes a traditional ball every year before the students go back home for their Christmas holiday.

    ''Yeah well, I asked Sirius if he wanted to be my date at the prom and he responded with; 'Of course Moony, we go together every year. Prongs will probably get rejected again by Evans and Wormy won't find someone either so it's just us marauders again.'' His voice mimicked Sirius' almost perfect. ''I've been building up the courage to ask him for over two weeks and he thinks I mean it in a friendly way while I just want to snog that stupid grin off his stupid face''

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    Draco's life was still a mess even after three years of Hogwarts battle, he was lonely after the death of his mother, tired and depressed, with the confusing Visions and the loss of his left eye. It made him realize that his life was more complicated than it used to be— but after a rough breakthrough of the Neo-Death Eaters to the manor, he might be given the chance he always wished for.

    (AKA, Draco malfoy gets thrust back seven years in time.)

    Previous Work Title, Turning Tables.

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    4/?
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    Just a little scene that came to mind while rewatching the first film. It looks like it's McGonagall's MO to greet her classes on the first day in cat form (possibly to freak out latecomers), so wanted to see how it would have gone down with the Marauder Era characters.

    Short, fluff and humor.

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    But it was there, when Seamus pressurised on changing the song for “When I Kissed The Teacher”, that she realized that what had solely occurred would be the history of when she kissed the teacher.

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    Upon entering the wizarding world there are two things every muggleborn learns.
    The first, magic is wonderful but also dangerous. Do not trifle with it for it is fickle and can bring suffering as easily as joy.
    The second and perhaps most important, never mess with Minerva Mc-Fucking-Gonagall.
    It’s a shame not all children listen…

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    Written for Whumptober 2021 Day 5: I've Got Red in My Ledger
    Prompt: Broken Nose

    James whacked Sirius's shoulder and turned towards Professor McGonagall. He saw Peter holding the Slytherin's wands, and Remus bending over the girl still on the ground. Now he recognized her as Felicity Something, a Ravenclaw third year.

    He definitely should have hit Mulciber harder.

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    Introduced to the strange new world of magic, a young boy's life is changed forever when an unexpected meeting in the middle of the street changes the course of his journey as a budding Magus, leading to the discovery of many secrets that sets the so-called Boy-Who-Lived on a path very different from that planned by those who stuck him with magic-hating relatives for most of his life.

    Awakened to just how valuable he is to powerful forces in his new world, and how dangerous his discovery of magic really is, Harry and the new allies and family he finds face off against the manipulations of those claiming the honor of the Light.

    The Prince of Shadows awakens, and the game starts anew...

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    “Yes, from 1970 to 1977, those taking History of Magic on a NEWT Level were permitted to attend a trip to Koldovstoretz during the Eastern European unit of History of Magic”, Minerva said tight-lipped. It was an understanding amongst staff members who were present for the ‘77 trip to never speak of it again. In all of Minverva’s years of teaching, the only time she ever considered quitting her job was after the ‘77 trip. It was truly a horrid time.

     

    A story about a drug mule, giving head, and how a group of sixth-years in 1977 got themselves banned from Russia.

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    3/?
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    At Hogwarts, Remus finds laughter, friends and even love. His journey starts during his First Year and ends at his tragic death at the Battle of Hogwarts. This Wolfstar fanfic involves Remus's inner battle with the wolf to him throughout the happiest years of his life.

    Remus is bi, Sirius is gay, Marlene is lesbian, James is pan, a few are unlabelled.

    Also, this is set back in the marauders time so it won't be... not homophobic in some parts (which i do hate but i wanted to make it more... canon complaint? I suppose??) I will put TWs for anything that could be harmful in any way though!

    I suck at summaries but um... read it!!! You hopefully won't regret it!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Minerva McGonagall kept in touch with many students over the years, and the Marauders were no exception.

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    1,252
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    217

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