17 Bookmarks by behemothman
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In which the world threatens to end entirely, and all Lieutenant Double Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois can do is watch it slip through his fingers. Oh, and also Jean gets mad again. But what else is new?
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20 Dec 2025
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In hindsight, it should have been obvious. The way Rumi refused to go to the bathhouse, her bizarre relationship with Celine, this whole thing with the Saja Boys? Mira prided herself on reading people, and she felt stupid for not seeing it sooner. The pieces were all there, just waiting to be put together.
Rumi was gay.
The night after the joint signing with the Saja Boys, Mira went to confront Rumi about her ongoing weird behavior. Instead of letting hurt feelings drive the conversation, Mira took a minute to try and figure out what might be wrong. Unfortunately, she came to the completely wrong conclusion.
Misunderstandings ensue. They talk it out.
For better or worse, everything changes.
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- Part 2 of it gets dumber
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26 Oct 2025
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you are a blood star by namelessdeer
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
16 Aug 2024
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Thistle slowly recovers in the reborn kingdom of Melini thanks to a certain stubborn ex-dragon and her ensemble cast of friends. Or, Falin reverse-imprints on Thistle and makes it everyone else's problem. All things considered, it turns out quite well.
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19 Sep 2025
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Some months after the events of Red Hook, a sense of normalcy has returned to Noel's life. He lives with the people who he cares about, he does work that matters, and he's no longer in constant fear for his life. Things are stable for the first time in who knows how long -
That is, until he opens the door to find the King in Yellow, naked and human, sitting on his welcome mat instead of the morning paper.Series
- Part 1 of Lost Carcosa
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04 Sep 2025
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The Nuclear Family (A 10 Step Guide on Avoiding the Cops and Adopting a Ghost) by RanbowKng
Fandoms: FAITH (Airdorf Video Games)
02 Jul 2025
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John Ward had no idea how Amy Martin (who was supposed to be dead) showed up at his door, but the poor girl seemed desperate. She barely trusted him, but if he tried to keep his distance she became stressed. It was clear she needed his help now more than ever, even if he didn't really know what was going on.
Gary Miller knows his perfect vessel is back. He was determined enough to crawl out of Hell to get her back and now he's determined enough to go through the priest to get her back if he has to. No, he will go through the priest, and he will make Amy a vessel once again.
But neither could have predicted that the neighbors would get involved and report them. Now caught up in an elaborate lie, the priest and the demon have to work together to fool the law into believing that they are one big happy family. However, they may discover along the way that they don't want to make believe with this little family of theirs.
Or: Gary and John have to pretend to be married and the fathers of Amy to avoid getting arrested and they have a week to prepare for the CPS visit.
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20 Sep 2024
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New Friends in Old Friends by aPyrrhicVictory
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Jul 2024
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In the two bodies that take care of Nona, lives four people. She finally gets to talk to the fourth one.
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20 Sep 2024
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In a cruel twist of fate, John is sent to the Dark World once more.
This time, he's not alone.
And it's not with Arthur.
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08 Sep 2024
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of permadeath, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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16 Mar 2024
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You feel your face heat up. You have no idea how much Mr Hearts or any Masters of the Bazaar understand about humans. “Uh, yes. I want my, uh, breast tissue removed. All of it. And resculpted, if you could.”
The bright lights under its hood narrow and you feel it’s smiling. “Top surgery?” It suggests.
“Oh.” You hadn’t expected it to know such a casual term for it. “Yes.”
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24 Feb 2024
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Narinder struggles with losing godhood and maintaining a (semi) mortal body.
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- Part 1 of COTL Slow Burn
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27 Jan 2024
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Galinda Upland was the most popular girl in school. And having a weird fixation on the class’ social reclusive? That simply wouldn’t do.
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- Part 3 of my oneshot fics (stylized like this)
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09 Jan 2024
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wishes for bugs by VioletThePorama
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
02 Nov 2023
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“Are you suggesting I don’t do my job?”
Prismo sank down a bit, eyes flickering back to his computer, every motion telegraphed. He was too obvious. That’s what had led to his downfall. “It’s whatever, I guess. If you want to put that much effort into it, that’s on you. I’m just letting you know that I don’t mind.”
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10 Oct 2023
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Automata Time,
Come on grab your dead,
We'll go to very barren lands,
With BMO the Bot and Jerry the ^̴̡̧̻̹̥̪̜̘̞͎͕̝̂͒͂͗̅̍̈̅͜͜͝&̶̪̍̀̂̑̔̈́͑̉̍͛̊̈́̈́͘͘̚&̴̡̡̲̙̙̳̗͚͒̊̀̎̈͗̈́͛͊̀̍͗͐!̴̨͉͖̳͓͎̥͇̋^̵̯̘̮͗͌̈̔̈̀͌͘̕̚͝,
The fun will never end, it's Automata Time.Bookmarked by behemothman
05 Oct 2023
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muse of stone and muse of gold by orphicsun
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
23 Sep 2023
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An exchange between BMO and "Jerry".
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03 Oct 2023
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There Is A Cat In Canaan House by T1ME
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Jun 2023
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There are no cats in space. In Canaan house, on the other hand, there is at least one.
Shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 31 of I Write For The Dice
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02 Oct 2023
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'Cause even the stars need the dark, need the dark to shine
5 things The Collector doesn’t think he understands, +1 thing he’s starting to.
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11 Apr 2023
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and all the devils are here by LadyDragonKiller for AgenderAgenda
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Welcome to Night Vale
09 Sep 2022
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There was always a time when supplies ran low or panels got dented beyond repair or somebody shot a hole through one of the fuel tanks. In those times, Nastya would sigh, put up a “0” on the “- Days Since Tomfoolery” sign, and go talk to Brian about the nearest suitable place to land.
That sign hadn’t gotten above a “10” for as long as Nastya could remember. At least it saved on the amount of number signs that had to be made.
Beyond the desert haze, a few minutes walk away from the landing site, was a town. Low-slung houses clustered around a marginally taller city center, though none of the buildings were particularly large or impressive even there. However, there was a large radio tower stuck smack-dab in the middle of town, and another on the far side of the settlement. Neither had any signs of disuse, and Nastya wondered at the necessity of having two separate towers for such a small community.
Maybe there were a lot of radio enthusiasts about.
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12 Mar 2023