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    In which the world threatens to end entirely, and all Lieutenant Double Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois can do is watch it slip through his fingers. Oh, and also Jean gets mad again. But what else is new?

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    20 Dec 2025

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    In hindsight, it should have been obvious. The way Rumi refused to go to the bathhouse, her bizarre relationship with Celine, this whole thing with the Saja Boys? Mira prided herself on reading people, and she felt stupid for not seeing it sooner. The pieces were all there, just waiting to be put together.

    Rumi was gay.

     

    The night after the joint signing with the Saja Boys, Mira went to confront Rumi about her ongoing weird behavior. Instead of letting hurt feelings drive the conversation, Mira took a minute to try and figure out what might be wrong. Unfortunately, she came to the completely wrong conclusion.

    Misunderstandings ensue. They talk it out.

    For better or worse, everything changes.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Thistle slowly recovers in the reborn kingdom of Melini thanks to a certain stubborn ex-dragon and her ensemble cast of friends. Or, Falin reverse-imprints on Thistle and makes it everyone else's problem. All things considered, it turns out quite well.

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    19 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Some months after the events of Red Hook, a sense of normalcy has returned to Noel's life. He lives with the people who he cares about, he does work that matters, and he's no longer in constant fear for his life. Things are stable for the first time in who knows how long -
    That is, until he opens the door to find the King in Yellow, naked and human, sitting on his welcome mat instead of the morning paper.

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    04 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    John Ward had no idea how Amy Martin (who was supposed to be dead) showed up at his door, but the poor girl seemed desperate. She barely trusted him, but if he tried to keep his distance she became stressed. It was clear she needed his help now more than ever, even if he didn't really know what was going on.

    Gary Miller knows his perfect vessel is back. He was determined enough to crawl out of Hell to get her back and now he's determined enough to go through the priest to get her back if he has to. No, he will go through the priest, and he will make Amy a vessel once again.

    But neither could have predicted that the neighbors would get involved and report them. Now caught up in an elaborate lie, the priest and the demon have to work together to fool the law into believing that they are one big happy family. However, they may discover along the way that they don't want to make believe with this little family of theirs.

    Or: Gary and John have to pretend to be married and the fathers of Amy to avoid getting arrested and they have a week to prepare for the CPS visit.

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    20 Sep 2024