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    Agent Palmer is the Bureau's best agent. He has went under deep cover for multiple different cases and has a record of bringing in the worst of the worst. I’m sure he shook hands with the President. Not on camera, of course. His identity remaining a secret is top priority.
    He’s currently gone under deep cover. THe suspect from the “Rob and Bomb” case broke out of prison five years ago and is on the run. Agent Palmer immediately volunteered to bring him back in.
    “So,” I look up at my supervisor, “What does this case have to do with me?”

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    "Let's get married."
    "Okay."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Love is hard, especially when in a zany town under constant observation. Carlos knows this all too well. But, he and Cecil love each other more than anything, so surely they can handle it.
    Right?

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    What if Kevin was still soul-bound? What if Cecil ended up that way too? What if the heroes of the Greater Metropolitan Area turned evil?

    What if Strexcorp won?

    Look around you. Look inside you. Go to sleep. Believe.

    [An astonishingly messed-up stand-alone AU springing from Da Capo Al Fine, the final part of the Chiralityverse series.]

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    10/?
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    Wracked with insomnia after a terrible revelation, Cecil is thrown from his routine when some strange interference brings an usual visitor onto his show, talking about a man he's never met and a life he's never led.

    [Edit: Now expanded into a multi-chapter fic]

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    14/14
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    Night Vale is a town of exiles, of freaks, of rejects, of people marred by a War they didn't fight.
    It's also the town that Carlos the scientist has to study.

    This isn't the Night Vale you know and love.

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    Night Vale's favourite triad are preparing to celebrate their first Christmas together, with everything you would expect. Family! Food! Joy! Mild social alarm!

    And then? Well, this is Night Vale. So then… something weird happens.

    [A stand-alone fic set in Chiralityverse.]

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    With Strexcorp firmly in control of Night Vale, and Kevin starting to think clearly for the first time in a long time, he finds himself caught between maintaining the company facade and secretly trying to protect the fledgling Night Vale resistance.

    And dealing with the fact that his beautiful scientist ex is now dating his equally-alluring double. Who he also has a crush on.

    And trying to steal a trans-dimensional key from his boss so that the Smiling God can't devour the world.

    (And you thought Carlos had it bad…)

    [A stand-alone fic set in Chiralityverse, and a companion piece to On the Nature of Love and Chirality.]

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    30
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    4
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    Dragonvale is a small town in the desert of Arizona. It's been around for a long time and still holds claim to some of the most otherworldly phenomena Carlos the Scientist has ever laid eyes on.
    But when Carlos is abruptly stuck with a testy patient and a vengeful coworker, the scientist quickly learns that there are some things that are just not meant to messed with. Not only that, but he soon grows continuously more haunted by someone else's past. He knows that if things continue the way they are he will slowly but surely lose his mind, if he doesn't lose himself entirely in the process.

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    13/?
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    3
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    Cecil Palmer has a tender moment with his sister Abby about none other than--who else? His perfect husband Carlos, of course.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    Ianto wakes up in the dog park. Years later, Jack comes looking.

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    Cecil was staring in front with a dopey smile on his face. "Abby," he turned to his sister, "I think I'm in love."

    She stared at her brother for a very long time. Then said,

    "Well, fuck."

    Chap 3:

    They had spent the last ten minutes in a blurry motion that had screaming and crying. You can guess who's who.

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    Cecil est sur les ondes une bonne partie de la journée. Carlos, le parfait Carlos, passe son temps au laboratoire. Alors, Cecil ne peut pas s'empêcher de se poser des questions sur leur avenir commun. Heureusement que toute la communauté de Night Vale est là pour l'aider à prendre la bonne décision.

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    Rumors are not scientific, so scientists should not be concerned with them. So why has the legend of the elusive, mysterious desert town always fascinated Carlos? And what exactly will he find if those stories are true?

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    1/?
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    Poor Cecil. He knew he was trans before he even knew what it meant. Growing up in an abusive home makes things that much harder. Let's watch him navigate his life and eventually become the Voice of Night Vale we all know and love.

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    1/?
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    Kevin's lost memories have finally come back, and he can't deny the need to tell Cecil and Carlos the truth any longer. But though the echoes of days past are difficult to hear, it is nothing compared to what follows: to a showdown decades in the making, and one more deadly than anything that has gone before.

    Behold the beautiful mountain. Think deeply about meadows.

    Because, even in Desert Bluffs, you can have too much blood on your hands.

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    Surviving an internship at Night Vale Community Radio is much harder than the interns suspected; Cecil aspires to become the next host at the station, the successor to Leonard Burton, but between being an NVCR intern, working through the long-standing issues with his sister, Abby, and creating a whole new kind of Sheriff's Secret Police ordeal, he's really not sure if he'll ever get to achieve his dream...

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    9/?
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    Fey's command of Toki Pona is improving (as is the authors').

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    2/?
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    5
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    7
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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

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    "Don't worry," says Cecil. "They'll like you."

    "You think so?" asks Carlos.

    "Of course!" says Cecil. "Sure, you're maybe a tiny bit of an outsider, but my family is almost as tolerant as I am!"

    Carlos stares at him. "Steve Carlsberg is your brother-in-law," he says.

     

     

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    What happens when a certain dangerous archive of cassettes find their way to a similarly-dangerous desert town? Not what you're expecting, that's what.

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    1/?
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    4
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