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Izzy stops eating. Edward and Stede decide to do something about it.
Heavily inspired by the graphic novel "Eat, and Love Yourself," by Sweeney Boo.
This is not romantic, not smutty, and decidedly not happy. It's heavily informed by my experiences of disordered eating. Please read with caution.
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if you weren't so stupid (i could have loved you) (but lucky for you, i'm morosexual) by arcade_carpet
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
08 Dec 2022
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Chloe and Marinette are paired up for potions class, which would be fine if Marinette wasn't so incompetent. Too eager to prove herself as a potions partner to the infallible, untouchable Chloe Bourgeois, Marinette spills an incomplete love potion all over her and, well, suddenly Chloe isn't so untouchable after all.
**If you don't like dicks or anatomy swaps then this fic isn't for you. Read with discretion. It's my fic, my gender, and I get to make the rules**
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Qu'ils Mangent du Gâteau (Let Them Eat Cake) by arcade_carpet
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
11 Jan 2021
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It's a dilemma that really shouldn't be a dilemma. Marinette wants to eat Chloe's ass. Chloe wants to know what it would feel like. So what's stopping her from letting Marinette eat cake? By the end of the fic: nothing.
There are feelings and proper conversations involved in this, because they are adults who are in love with each other and want to have open communication.
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For reasons unknown, Chloe and Marinette are sharing a bed. If you're here expecting context, you won't get any. It's just porn. With a dash of feelings, just for the fucks of it.
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“I’ve gotta leave now…” Shane has the decency to look at least an ounce apologetic as his smile turns slightly sympathetic. Ilya continues to stare at him, mouth agape.
“Huh?” he repeats because he’s fucking stupid.—
shane leaves ilya hard and horny at a party. ilya is dejected, but becomes obsessed anyways.- featuring, alt!shane + frat!ilya
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- Part 1 of on a leash
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22 Jun 2026
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You got me sitting pretty in the passenger seat
With a bottle of Bulleit right in between my knees
My hands doing things that you wish you could see
All that’s on my mind is you———————————————
Or: Shane touches himself in the passenger seat and Ilya loses his mind
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22 Jun 2026
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Shane accidentally calls Ilya “daddy” in a casual, nonsexual way. Cool. Fine. Except for the fact that it lights this insane heat in Ilya’s chest and makes him ravenous. Which is…cool? …fine? Except for the fact that Shane catches on and becomes an absolute terror because what else does his boyfriend do when a wisp of competition hits the air? Ilya never should have pretended like this doesn’t drive him crazy, but he’s in it now. And he’s going to win.
Shane has other plans.
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21 Jun 2026
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"And they, well. They brought in an omega specialist?”
“Specialist?” Ilya asked, his tone wary. The word sounded uncomfortable in his mouth, so Shane tried to fill in the gaps.
“A doctor. For omegas.”
That threw Rozanov off for a second. “But you are not omega?”
Shane scrunched up his face, creasing the skin on his forehead and around his eyes. Taking a deep breath, he dropped the first of his two bombs. “No, Rozanov. I am. I’m an omega.”
He heard the Russian hum on the other side, considering this. “Makes sense. Is why you are so pretty. And why you have such nice ass.”
Shane’s ears burned. “Shut up, stop talking about my ass.”
“But I can still talk about how pretty you are, yes?”
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hellooooooo i am back and i am writing the alpha/omega fanfic of my dreams!!! do not wake me im exactly where i wanna be!!! aka a fuck or die where shane is on suppressants for far too long and calls ilya for help with his terrible horrible awful no good impending heat - but the circumstances and the yearning are magnified by like a billion times <3 yay!
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20 May 2026
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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- Part 1 of 2014 Remix
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15 May 2026