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Church sinks into Tucker’s mind, and they… mix. It’s hard to put into words. They’re still two people, but Tucker’s thoughts ring as clearly as his own. Every movement is cooperative, or else they’re sent stumbling clumsily to the floor. They get the hang of it pretty quickly. One heartbeat, two lungs, agreeing with constant minute impulses to move in a certain way-- it all feels so natural so quickly.
Church doesn’t care what Tucker thinks; this definitely shouldn’t be done in public.
What people don’t know won’t hurt them, Tucker thinks, along with a vague image of someone wearing bondage rope underneath their clothes.
Church really wishes he could smack him.
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Tucker shares his body with Church so that they can get rid of his little problem with touch starvation.
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- Part 5 of RVB Fluff Week
- Part 2 of The Touching Thing
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Bookmarked by alteredchurch
29 Jun 2026
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Grif knows exactly how this will play out-- over too fast, vaguely disappointing, one of those quickies that’s only good in that you got off and not much more. Still, Donut’s boredom is infectious, and it’s a more appealing thought than just staring at a quiet Blue Base for the next few hours. And Donut might actually shut up during sex, which would make the whole thing worth it. Also, Grif really doesn’t want to die of blue balls.
He shrugs. “Sure.”
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Grif and Donut figure out a way to liven up their watch duty.
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- Part 2 of Days of Donut
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Bookmarked by alteredchurch
23 Jun 2026
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“I think I’d miss it if you stopped using innuendos completely,” Wash says.
It’s a joke, Donut knows, though Wash sounds sincere rather than his usual deadpan. It still makes his stupid heart flutter, thinking that Wash might like even his most annoying trait. He ignores the feeling with the ease of practice. It isn’t Wash’s fault that Donut gets a crush on any guy who’s a little nice to him.
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Wash and Donut have an enlightening conversation.
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- Part 3 of Days of Donut
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Bookmarked by alteredchurch
22 Jun 2026
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Another temple of procreation fic because I love that trope. Also Simmons squirts in this one.
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- Part 2 of Grimmons
Bookmarked by alteredchurch
19 Jun 2026
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Dick Simmons and His Magical Vibrating Robo-Arm by TerminallyCapricious
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
20 Nov 2018
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"By the time he was stationed at Blood Gulch, Simmons had masturbation down to a well-organised scientific process, which is how he thinks things generally should be.
Until one of his hands inadvertently became a sex toy."
Simmons accidentally figures out that he can make his cyborg hand vibrate.
Alternative title: A brief history of Dick Simmons' relationship with his junk
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- Part 1 of Grimmons
Bookmarked by alteredchurch
19 Jun 2026