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    Fills for various bingo cards I've taken on, all of them stand alone.

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  1. Rec 20

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    “I am just gonna find someone to lose my full virginity to so I’m less delicious,” Guillermo says, quickly, looking firmly at the ground, “and then I’ll get rid of the app and I’m all yours.”

    Weird way to phrase that.

    “I can remove your virginity immediately if it worries you so much,” Nandor says.

    “. . .what?” Guillermo asks, looking up slowly.

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    19 Nov 2021

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    “So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”

    “Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”

    “Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”

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    Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.

    He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.

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    18 Nov 2021

  3. Rec 29

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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

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    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    14 Nov 2021

  4. Rec 28

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    “I am uncertain why it is that you are all of the sudden so hesitant, Master," Nandor coaxed in a husky voice, deep and rasping in a way Guillermo had no defense against. The vampire’s eyes were dark and half-lidded, his fingertips skating up the length of his thigh. “You know I am forever at your disposal, and I was so far under the impression that you found my services quite enjoyable indeed,” he cocked his head to the side, sent a brief but meaningful glance downwards. “Perhaps, though, you are waiting for me to beg for the privilege of proving my devotion to you?”

     

    About two months after Guillermo begins his mission to infiltrate a covert organization of Vampire Slayers, several of its members walk in on him meeting with-- and conspicuously not attempting to slay-- Nandor. Guillermo has only seconds to think of an explanation for this that won't completely blow his cover and get the both of them killed.

    The one he settles on may end up raising more questions than it answers.

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    13 Nov 2021

  5. Rec 13

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    “Shut up, Jaskier,” Geralt said as he opened the door of their room.

    “Really, don’t you know me better than that by now?” Jaskier said. Geralt glared at him, then looked for the nearest bed. Whichever one was closer to the door, he was going to immediately pass out in.

    There was a slight problem with that, however.

    “Oh, is there only one bed?” Jaskier asked as he peered over his shoulder, sounding surprised.

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    13 Nov 2021

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