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“Oh my God! Oh my GOD! Simmons and Carolina! Caboose, run! We have to tell everyone right now! It’s nerd and jock role reversal! Go go go!” Tucker’s voice comes echoing towards them, and they both turn to look at each other in horror.
“Oh, shit,” they both say in unison.
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Simmons, being logical, is sure of three things:
1) Everything has a scientific explanation.
2) Ghost don’t exist.
3) And if they do, then you can’t fall in love with them. -
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After the board leaders scattered when Tex tried to get to Alpha, the agents left with the project were sent on various secret missions to protect Freelancer’s interests. California and Hawaii were two sent to protect the Alpha in a box canyon after Florida's untimely demise. Or as we know them as, Caboose and Donut.
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They never asked to be heros.
They, caught in the CrossFire, were still willing to fight, to survive. They had faith. They stood strong... But they never expected to loose a friend.Every Sinner and every Saint, is caught the Crossfire. - Stephen
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Caboose knows a lot of things. He knows that he has seventeen sisters, that he has this one pill that he has to take every day at lunch, and to always to carry a washcloth and six toothbrushes with you at all times. But most importantly, he knows that no one really dies. Not completely, at least.
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...Project Freelancer.
When a shy wreck of a medic is thrust upon the field between the ever-quarreling Blues and Reds, no one thinks much of it. But between discovering the simulation they’re trapped within and the horrid nature of the Freelancer project, they will need the extra help.
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The city of Armonia is a bustling metropolis with a lot to offer, if you can look past the magic monsters that attack every other week. Good thing they have their own team of superheroes!
But, seriously. Who let these people be superheroes?
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"Absofuckinglutely not," Grif huffed, sitting back and crossing his arms. "You are out of your goddamned mind."
He and Simmons were in the kitchen. Grif was nursing a cup of what he claimed was coffee, but looked more like chocolate milk.
"It'll be f--"
"Do NOT say 'fun', Simmons. The words 'cave' and 'fun' do not belong in the same sentence. Now the words 'cave' and 'very-fucking-unsafe', on the other hand..."
"But--!" Simmons sputtered.
Grif raised a mismatched eyebrow over his coffee mug as he took a sip.
"No. You know how I feel about caves," Grif set his mug back down, "Go ask Donut. Or Tucker. I'm sure they'd love to go exploring holes with you."
(What could possibly go wrong?)
(COMPLETED!)
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Carolina can’t sort out her feelings towards wash. Wash likes Carolina but doesn’t know how to say it.
I’m bad at summaries. -
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Washington is coping with his brain damage and Carolina is left to cope with everything else.
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Project Freelancer is experimenting with giving their Agents AIs to help run their equipment. They're vague on the details of how they procured the AIs in the first place. And why those AIs are so fucking stupid.
What's certain, though, is that PFL is in for a whole lot of chaos.
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Following their fight with Temple and his group, the Reds and Blues return to Chorus.
It isn't exactly easy helping a planet rebuild when the UNSC comes calling. Life is never simple for the Reds and Blues or the people of Chorus...even with the media, a mercenary, former Freelancers, and a handful of A.I. on their side!
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Tucker knows better than anyone that Wash doesn't respond well to his friends being endangered. He knows how much Wash despises being ignored and how he fears being abandoned. Tucker knows all of this--he just underestimated just exactly what it all meant.
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Sarge wants your heart, but you're not so easily won.
(There's no Sarge/readers on here which is a freaking crime. I'm going to fix that)
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Following his family's move to Blood Gulch, Simmons meets two siblings. This unexpected encounter brings about new bonds and surprising feelings over the years.
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Grif knew he was worth nothing.
One fateful day on Chorus, he was proven horribly wrong.
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Nine colorful space marines are dropped into a world that defies all logic. Are they ready for remnant? Is Remnant ready for them? Note: this is sort of a combination between a noveliztion of RWBY and a crossover with RvB. A good portion of RWBY dialogue is taken straight from the wiki's transcript.
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- Part 1 of Palette Swap
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Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
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When Grif made the trip from Italy to England he never considered the possibility that he would arrive in Camelot to find an empty castle and a warring battlefield.
He never considered the possibility that he could be left in time, period.
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With The Staff of Charon a smoking-yet-functional speck on the horizon, and the threat of an active weapons system on one of Chorus' moons, the fight is far from over. While Locus is no longer a threat, another one of Hargrove's former lackeys waits for the Reds and Blues as they race to stop the weapons system from coming online. Does she really want to help them? Or is she hiding a more sinister motive? And why is she so interested in Locus?!