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    The story shall follows the 3 misfits criminals of sociality; Weiss Scarbiosa, Emerald Sustrai, and Ruby R. Branwen, in their efforts to commit heists. whilst under pressure from some government agency, as they commit murder of every single asshole known on the planet of Remnant, arson anyone's homes that pissed them off, and jaywalking at every single streets of the city just piss the cops off, just to name a few of their long list of crime they've done...

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    60/62
    Comments:
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    28
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    3
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    “I have some questions…” Simmons said cautiously, trying to side step any confrontation.

    “I have several.” Grif was less worried about upsetting anyone. “Like, what the fuck was that?”

    Tucker had commandeered the breakroom radio to show off his new mixtape. He had deemed himself The Notorious T.U.C. (and heard endless mocking about it). He decided it was time to let the rest of the crew know how talented he was.

    “Hey, man, don’t be jealous that I obviously have a gift. It’s definitely going to pick up some ladies.” Tucker sat back in the chair confidently.

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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    Simmons gets injured and Grif worries about him. What effect will this have on their relationship?

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    19,826
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1153
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    “He’s such an ugly fuck too. He’s like Frankenstein-” Frankenstein’s monster Simmons’ voice corrects in his head.
    “Who?”
    “Simmons, come on man! Who else. He has that creepy eye thing going and I’m not here to slam down on cripples, but the fake hand shit just bugs me out.” Tucker's words make Grif’s blood rise. “Like he’s already ugly enough as it is, but the hand and the eye? Someone really lost the good looks lottery.”
    “Tucker, you need to shut your fucking mouth.”

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    3,134
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    61
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    Every person thinks their dead-end job is the worst dead-end job, but the clerks, baggers, stock boys and other personnel at Church’s market probably did have it the worst. Between the unending duties and the incompetent management, the paycheck was almost not worth it. But for whatever reason, the staff filed in everyday and got to work, or at least got paid for their daily shenanigans.

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    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    33
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    Sarge wants your heart, but you're not so easily won.

    (There's no Sarge/readers on here which is a freaking crime. I'm going to fix that)

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    18,182
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    189
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    Find out what happened before the events of When We Were Soldiers!

    In this prequel collection, you'll find connected character-specific introspective one shots that delve into the backstories of our favorite mismatched group of soldiers before they arrived in Chorus.

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    English
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    23,813
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    720
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    Years after Project Freelancer was declared over, the stragglers have landed on Chorus. Rebecca wasn't truly aware of the whereabouts of the two freelancers the Project chewed up and spat out into the Red and Blue feud, until she met with the leaders of the New Republic. In the New Republic was the furious space pirate, Issac "Felix" Gates, who she would love to punch the teeth out of.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    3
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    An alternate take on when the gang leaves Grif. (But they leave anyways)

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    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    47
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    After a flu pandemic wipes out most of the world's population, Leonard Church settles into an abandoned homestead to wait out the end of the world.

    Language:
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    3,222
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    103
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    After the incidents at Sidewinder, no one is quite the same. But Grif's fears follow him into his sleep causing him to have night terrors that wake him up screaming. With the help of Simmons, he makes it through the first ordeal only to be greeted with a second, more horrifying terror. With a lot of patience and perseverance, one must fight to keep their newfound love alive.

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    9,217
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    A compilation of drabbles i have written from tumblr writing prompts.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    72
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    Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates every Tuesday.)

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    126,616
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    1719
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    742
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    10496
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    Grif is failing his Biology 2 class and needs to make a science fair project to pass the class. Knowing that Simmons is the biggest nerd alive, he goes to him for help.

    Language:
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    Words:
    960
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    92
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    After their last Eleventh Hour Hail Mary mission, Grif had plopped down right among the dying enemy soldiers and said he wasn’t moving until he got some leave. He wouldn’t even budge for Sarge’s shotgun.

    “We’ve saved the galaxy enough times. I think we deserve a vacation.”

    No one could come up with a logical rebuttal for that so they headed to the nearest resort planet.

    OR

    Epsilon and the gang take a vacation, and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,767
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76
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    Go here for the new version of this story

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,490
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1338
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    Grif tries to get out of Dick Simmons Friend Zone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Cuddling prompts #6: For warmth

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    English
    Words:
    610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    34
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    Even by Red team standards, the scene in front of Wash makes no sense.

    Or, Wash learns of one of the lesser known responsibilities of Blue Team Leader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    463
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    Simmons had only seen one carcass before the war and it haunts him now. When teammates die though, it isn't quite the same as staring at a lifeless raccoon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    36

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