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    Wash thought he would rot in prison. That he would be forgotten for the rest of time. He was strangely okay with that. He had burned that monster's work to the ground and hadn’t regretted it since.

    He thought he would be in prison, until he was set free to hunt down a man he thought dead, a man he had loved.

    Now he doesn’t know what to think.

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    “Wha-“

    “Overheating,” Simmons answered Grif. He tried to say it casually as if what he’d just done had little consequence. “If the choice is between hypothermia or blood loss, we might as well try to stay warm.”

    Grif didn’t say anything but pressed himself against Simmons like a magnet unable to resist the metal.

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    Agent Washington wakes up on the staff of Charon after being certain he’d bleed out in a frigid snowbank on Sidewinder. The man responsible? His current boss, Malcolm Hargrove, who was more than happy to ensure the former convict’s survival.

    𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦.

    (Mercenary Washington AU, canon divergent from the end of Season 8 onward.)

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    In retrospect, playing a centuries-old video game found on an alien planet, on a centuries-old busted console that was either alien or super obscure, was probably not the smartest thing in the world. Especially since Donut had apparently heard really loud drums in his head when he found it. But, hey, prior experience had told Grif that when there was a choice between playing video games and doing actual work, video games always came first. So, sure, he'd give this Jumanji a try. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Grif and Simmons indulge in a favourite past time - watching the Star Wars movies. But something is different about this rewatch. There is something in the air that hasn't been present before. Do the two acknowledge it? Do they do something about it?

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    The Grif-Simmons household is getting ready for the wedding of Simmons’ Mom to Sarge. At last, Simmons is getting the father of his dreams. But when a nightmare from Simmons’ abusive childhood re-emerges to haunt him, will he ever be able to find closure...

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    The last paradox has been fixed and time is going forward again. There are a lot of second chances ahead.

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    15/?
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    8
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    This is what came for them before.

    Everyone has a little bit of chaos. Some apparently have more than most.

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    6/8
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    2
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    Church is missing.
    They don't know how or where he went, but he's missing, and the Reds and Blues want to find him.
    Of course, this just has to throw them into an entirely new world with even more problems.

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    6/?
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    “99 bottles of motor oil on the wall, 99 bottles of motor oil~ Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of motor oil on the wall~!”

    “The hell are you singing?” Church stared at the pink armored Donut.

    “99 bottles, of course~!”

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    1/1
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    Agent West Australia is the new medic on-board the Mother of Invention, working to keep the Freelancers out of trouble. Sometimes, the trouble is a lot closer than people realise.

    This is a freelancer AU, where the Blood Gulch crew are Freelancers. It's set roughly around the flashbacks during season 9/10, but does not follow the story exactly. Warnings and whatnot will be posted when needed!

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    Grif is failing his Biology 2 class and needs to make a science fair project to pass the class. Knowing that Simmons is the biggest nerd alive, he goes to him for help.

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    6/?
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    66
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    12
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    After crashing on Chorus, the transport vessel is split in half after misdeeds that are DEFINETLY NOT linked to the Reds and Blues, at all. Nope, not one bit. Thankfully all the cast of lovable idiots were together at the crash site, right? Not like Simmons got torn away, found by space pirates, and forced to become a weapon against the group of idiots who were lucky enough to best Project Freelancer. Right?

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    4/?
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    If anyone had told Locus that he'd go from being a once powerful and feared witch to a recluse in a cabin performing acts for humans he would not have believed them.

    If they told him that he would be constantly bothered by one of the idiots he had fought against, now that would be slightly more believable.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Grif can't seem to get a hold of Simmons. He's doing his best not to take it personally, but that's getting pretty hard to do. He just wants to see his best friend. Is that too much to ask for?

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    1/2
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    “Hey Church,”
    Church clasped onto Tucker as tightly as he could.
    “Ain’t that a bitch.”
    Those words caught Church off guard and were the final push Tucker needed. The shield dropped, bullets, fired past, and Tucker shoved Caboose out of the ship to crash onto the pelican by Sarge. Aqua blinked to white and the next moment Tucker dropped as the butterfly doors of Staff of Charon shut. The AIs were fizzing and sparking. Church couldn’t handle it anymore. The emergency systems kicked in; there was warning of emergency shutdown, and-

    After Tucker sacrifices himself for the Reds and Blues. They're ready to get Tucker back, and no more of this stupid sacrificing shit. I'm talking to you, Blues. Why can't you let me just do nothing for one week without Red Team having to save your asses.
    It just keeps getting worse! Felix is apparently alive, and now he's started some ancient Sanghelios doomsday prophecy. Stop being a grumpy emo child, Wash. We're gonna go talk to Junior and get your boyfriend back.

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    10,145
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    36
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    148
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    20
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    1588
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    The meta was powerful, brutal, and ruthless, it had all the tech of all the freelancers it had killed, and almost all the AIs created from alpha. It carried the brute shot, a combination of a knife and a rifle, but even without that, it’s natural strength made it a formidable opponent, and with its strength unit made it all the more terrifying.
    But before there was the Meta, there was Maine.

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    2/?
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    Dick Simmons has a multi-step plan. Move to Blood Gulch, become a superhero, assume a civilian identity, and save the day with the other heroes of the city. He didn't count on his fellow superheroes being so weird, the villains even weirder, and getting stuck with the most annoying coworker in the universe at his civilian job. But there are secrets and danger in the city, tensions boiling under the surface, and Simmons may be in over his head.

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    126,325
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    33/?
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    6515
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    Lopez has learned to love, and a fat fucking orange mountain ain't gonna stop him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    18
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    101
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    Self-isolation is no picnic.

     

    WARNING: Covid is a central point in this. Please don't read if this will be upsetting to you. There’s a fair amount of fluff and lighthearted comedy, but the pandemic is happening and features prominently.

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    2,450
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
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    29
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    2
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    219

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