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When Hermione opened the door, she was shocked to find Draco Malfoy standing on her doorstep, holding the takeout she'd ordered. "Finally! A service that delivers a poncy prat and dinner right to your door," she rolled her eyes.
Draco frowned. "I was not delivered with whatever sad excuse for food this nonsense is. I just picked it up when I saw it on your stoop."
"Yes, Malfoy, I'm aware. It was a joke. You know that thing normal humans do along with smiling, laughing, feeling emotions?"
His frown deepened. "So you are upset with me then?"
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***PLEASE NOTE: I AM REWRITING THIS AT THE MOMENT AND WILL BE REPLACING THE EXISTING CHAPTERS WITH THE EDITED VERSIONS ROUGHLY END OF JULY/START OF AUGUST 2026. AS IT STANDS, I HAVE ALREADY ADDED A LARGE CHUNK TO THE STORY SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS VERSION OF IT, AS IT IS MORE BITE-SIZED THEN I SUGGEST YOU DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE THEN AS THIS VERSION OF IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST.***
Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.OR
The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out
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Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2021
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When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.
*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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No one could argue it wasn't a bit unconventional for an unmated omega to share her flat with an alpha. But Theo’s propensity for wandering into her bedroom uninvited aside, Hermione and Theo have a perfectly workable system in place. Hermione has her heats at the Ministry-run clinic. Theo sneaks off to his mate for his ruts. And their flat is blessedly sexless.
Correction. They had a perfectly workable system.
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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2023
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When Draco looked up, he realized that the only reason her arse had greeted him first was because she was bent over Ronald Weasley's desk, feeding the undeserving git biscuits. He felt as if someone had ripped his heart from his chest, dipped it in black ink, left it to freeze on the snowy shore of the Black Lake, and then smashed it into a million pieces with a Beater's bat. Poetic, yes, but painful as fuck.
Fall in love, they said. It'll be fun, they said, he thought bitterly. Been there, done that, and it's nothing but a giant pile of shit.
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- Part 2 of Fucking Up for Beginners