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    ||Perviously titled 'The Wolf and The Snake'||

    ||REWRITTEN||

    ACADIA KANE was four-years-old when her mother was murdered and she'd never known her father. Her very accomplished aunt, Ophelia Kane, took her in without hesitation. Well-loved and content she lived an advantageous life with her aunt, even though she was plagued by nightmares and an incurable curse.

    Once on the Hogwarts Express, Acadia and her childhood friend meet a boy that would change their lives forever. However, The-Boy-Who-Lived wouldn't be the only boy that would alter her life.

     

    I DO NOT OWN most of the pictures I use, Harry Potter nor any of J.K.'s characters/her original plot.

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    1. Please go through the warnings and tags.
    2. Warnings and tags, again.
    3. I'm not responsible for what you read LOL I'm evil
    4. Everything related to copyrights and those legal things are owned by J. K. Rowling and respective affiliated companies, including the creators of parodied materials here. I'm not making any kind of income from this, it's purely fan-made fanfiction for everyone.

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    Draco Malfoy never thought that Harry Potter would come back to Hogwarts School of WitchCraft and Wizardry. Harry Potter has been living alone since the final battle, but when an opportunity to come back to the school he loves presents itself, he takes it right away. Little did he know that the one person he has been absolutely smitten for is there... well all it takes is a few hexes and Potions to get things right... Right?

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    Whatever Draco thought his life would hold for him, it was not being stuck in a cage in the middle of Eeylop’s Owl bloody Emporium.

    Of course, Potter has to come along and save the day. Again. But with Potter's magic on the fritz, Draco has to wonder who's keeping an eye on the 'Saviour'.

    Bah, the Ministry can't do anything right.

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    "Oh, but of course," it drawled, "That's only the expectation, isn't it? Yes... Slytherin will lead you on the way to greatness, that is true. But your mind is complicated, dear boy... even I, the wisest object within this castle's walls, struggle to understand you."

    When Draco Lucius Malfoy is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he expects nothing more than to live up to his father's expectations, and to relive his mother's stories. However, when the Sorting Hat disagrees and chooses to place him in the very house on the opposing side of the rivalry, Draco finds his years at Hogwarts to go any other way than according to plan.

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    This is my second ficlet for the Game of Drarry summer workshop. You don't need to read the first two ficlets in the series for this to make sense, but if you want to, they're here.

    Harry gets word that there has been suspected Death Eater activity and is sent to investigate, while Draco could be in danger.

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    Harry thinks Draco's fear of the evil toaster is adorably funny, Draco doesn't.

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    Does Severus have a third Mastery in Pining? Because it takes real talent to pine for someone who is right there in bed with you.

    How does Ron know so much about Muggle religions?

    And has Draco uncovered the secret behind the Marriage Law?

    A month ago, Draco, Ron, and Severus were all forced to marry Hermione. Can their fictional marriage survive the revelation that it is fictional? Or is this just an ordinary existential crisis?

    After all, who hasn't looked in the mirror and asked, "Am I real? What is real, anyway?"

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    Hermione teaches Draco the use of a phone.

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    Astoria is 3 days past her due date and is armed with a television and a yoga ball

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    Bloody hell, it’s going to be a long year, thought Harry as he exited the Great Hall. He had escaped the feast early, wanting to get away from the crowd, from all the familiar faces--and all the missing ones.

    He knew coming back to Hogwarts would be hard; but he hadn’t expected it to hurt that much.

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    What happened after the Battle of Hogwarts, Eight Year and Beyond. Not epilogue compliant. Endgame Draco/Harry.

    A lot is going to happen in this fic, which can be summed up with Harry Is Not Okay And Won't Be For A While.

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    After the event dubbed the Infinity War the universe is healing. Through the use of the Infinity Stones before they were destroyed forever, Thor was able to turn back the clock on life, death, and reality. Asgard is restored, life has been brought back to those who died not only by the Mad Titan’s hand, but also by those of Hela’s. Loki and Thor rule as the two kings of the Nine Realms.

    During a visit to Midgard Loki discovers something… interesting. Loki introduces Thor to a society that exists separate from that of the rest of the mortals in this realm. Mythology and history states that the Asgardians had been to Midgard before and the God of Mischief’s magic has long been entangled in the magickal folk of Earth. In an overcrowded bookstore, Loki discovers a child with magic that sings to his own. A descendant with magic far more potent than any common human’s. Chaos is wrought, destiny is rewritten, and Asgard gains an heir as Loki takes the child as his own. There are still many enemies across the universe to Midgard and the many realms. How will the Avengers and the rest react when introduced to Prince Draco Lokison?

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    Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things.

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    I'm Draco Malfoy, and if you're reading this, it means I'm dead. I wrote this to show kids like me that they aren't alone, a man named Ronald Weasley has always had access to these entries. If you're reading this, it means either he's showing you directly, or he followed instructions for once and published a finished and fully edited version of my entries. It's my story, the one about me straying from the path that was chosen for me. I gave up on pretending to be the perfect son my father, and embraced the broken disaster gay that I am. Yes, typically death comes at the end of a story, but mine began with it. Why should the retelling be any different? So sit back, delve into my thoughts and memories, and remember; there is always a choice. You just may not always like it.

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy was given a choice.
    But what no one knew was that the Veil is more complicated than Severus Snape, more enigmatic than Albus Dumbledore, and as unpredictable as those Weasley Twins.
    Now Draco is trapped amidst horrifyingly advanced muggles, without a wand or a prayer. All he has are his wits, a surfeit of trust issues, scars and tattoos he'd rather not explain, and a raging case of xenophobia.
    Then the aliens attack...

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    Harry needs to pass his NEWTs with a decent grade in Potions. The Ministry sends Harry to France so he can study for his exam with none other than Draco Malfoy, who has been blocked from Wizarding Society for almost a year now. It was supposed to be just a few months of tutoring, but it was so much more than that.

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    Draco is dragged onto a motorcycle ride with Harry Potter, the most accident-prone man known to Earth.

    Ft. a worn Harry Potter, trying to convince Draco that they won't fall off the bike.

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    Iris was wild, energy radiated around her like fire. She was like a wild animal ready to defend herself at any given moment, ready to run and ready to fall. Every time her Aunts palm met her face Iris just smiled, picked herself up of the floor and continued living, every time her cousin chased her around the playground Iris was faster always out of reach or hiding while stifling her laughter, every time her uncle hurt her she would refuse to show emotion, refused to cry in his presents, no matter the chosen weapon, fists, belts, even his own pleasure.

    Iris is the girl who lived and shes starting her first year at Hogwarts, she trusts no-one but a certain blonde girl with a tight pony tale brings the hyper ginger out of her shell.
    quidditch and unicorns and Voldemort OH MY!

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    Or:

    How Two Idiots Fell In Love and Also Into an Alternate Universe

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