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    The Order of the Phoenix is able to kill Voldemort before he gets to the Potters, Harry grew up in the wizarding world and almost everything is the same. Not for Draco, when his father sets up a meeting with a young witch from America, what will come of this relationship?

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    "בלי... קסם?"דראקו היביט באימו שוב ואז שוב בספר בידיו ואז שוב באימו. הוא הרגיש כיאילו משהו נקרע בליבו. הוא לא ידע אם זה היה תחושת כעס או אכזבה.
    "אתם נפטרתם ממנו, אחי התאום, רק בגלל שלא היה לו קסם?" הוא הכיר את המסורות כמובן. הוא קרא עליהן, הוא שינן אותן, כל מה שהוא ידע על העולם זה שאנשים ללא קסם... מוגלגים מתועבים... היו נחותים מקוסמים. ועמדתם של הקוסמים על סקיבים לא היתה טובה יותר. סקיבים היו משהו נחות, משהו להתבייש בו ולמגר.

    הוא ידע את כל זה ועדין, זה הרגיש לא נכון. לא היה שום סיכוי שאחיו התאום שלו- מאלפוי כמוהו- היה סקיב.

    הוא לא הבין איך הדאגה שלו לתאום ללא קסם יכלה להתקיים... הרי הקסם לא היה קיים בצד השני, אז למה שהוא עדין יחבר בין שניהם? זה לא היה הגיוני.

    ".לא היתה לנו ברירה" .

    דראקו רצה להתנגד למה שהיא אמרה, אבל ידע בליבו שזה נכון. בן למשפחת מאלפוי- ללא קסם, היה משהו לא יתואר. אבל כמעט מידי ברגע שהמחשבה הזאת עלתה בראשו, היא גם נעלמה. זה הגעיל אותו.

    קסום או לא קסום, סקיב או לא סקיב.

    מצידו הוא יכול אפילו להיות חצי יצור.

    זה אחיו התאום.

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    Harry and Draco are roommates at college- yet, they don't get along. They both enjoy using blind dating apps to seek relationships, but little do they know- they're a match! Why did Harry and Draco hate each other in the first place? Maybe it was love from the start. But, who is to say?

    Maybe they just needed to room together all along?

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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    Dystopian AU // Canon-compliant // EWE

    A witch-hunt ravages the Wizarding World, forcing its survivors underground. The Trio aids and abets, helping people assimilate into Muggle society.

    Draco gets a crash course in Muggle Studies; Hermione learns about surviving, no matter the cost.

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    Mercy moved into a small and quaint apartment right across from Cho and Cedric's apartment. She finds a dusty old Cassette tape hidden in a tightly wrapped box. She loves music so she polishes it, changes the battery and plays it in the morning. Playing the tapes that came with it.

    she comes to regret it.

    so much

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    At the end of the war, a witch named Mercy Sable decided to quit magic and pursue a music career. Years later, she decides to visit Hogwarts per request of Professor McGonogall. Faced with guilt and fear, how would she cope with the sudden change in Draco Malfoy?

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    *Updates every other day unless notes say otherwise!*

    Narcissa Malfoy and Lily Potter - both loving mothers, both entirely devoted to their families, both secretly Fae.

    After witnessing Harry’s return with Cedric’s dead body at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Draco begins to question his father’s ambitions and beliefs. His mother reveals her, and, therefore, his non-human heritage soon afterward, and they realize they must go into hiding or suffer as all non-humans will when Voldemort comes into power.

    They go to the only person they think might be able to help and also be too noble to use their situation against them:

    Harry Potter.

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    Draco Malfoy loves his girlfriend. His girlfriend is lovely. His girlfriend is brilliant. His girlfriend is Hermione Granger. Being involved with Hermione means that sometimes, he has to learn about Muggle things. Whether he wants to or not.

    He doesn't hate it.

    Mostly.

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    Anya Johnson was as American as they come.

    She worked hard to become a highly sought out surveyor of magical activity for MACUSA, which earned her a trip to Britain's Ministry of Magic for a job of a lifetime - creating a new program for magic exposure management. She finds herself in a new country, a different wizarding society, and in the home of a man who seems to hate everything and everyone.

    She had a lot to learn about English wizarding society. For starters...

    What the hell is a muggle?

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    Not abandoned but on a short hiatus due to exams.

    The word mudblood still stood red and clear on her left forearm.
    Carved by a cursed knife, in the hand of Bellatrix.
    It was a reminder of the cruelty of the values their adversaries in the war had held.
    She had been a victim of the war like so many others but she had been on the victorious side.

    Hermione was, without a doubt, never gonna like Draco Malfoy. But Hermione didn't have the energy left in her to keep on hating him either. She was gonna try and ignore that he even existed - that would maybe have been easy enough if it wasn't for the nightmares that he kept sneaking into.

    He had hated that girl - he had really thought that he hated Hermione Granger.
    Seeing her on the floor in his childhood home that day. Seeing what she was being put through by his own aunt.
    At that moment Draco had realised that he never had hated her.

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    When Reader and Draco end up in detention, Draco with a broken nose and Reader with a new found pride, their relationship starts to take a turn.
    In year six, they are forced to be partners in potions second semester. Despite their past, Draco cant help but find himself making excuses to spend more time with her.

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    霍格華茲的麻瓜出身者們表演了一首代表性的歌曲,差點把德拉科嚇出心臟病。

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    “Did Scorpius not tell you that we were coming?” 

    Harry seemed a little alarmed by this notion and looked as though he expected Draco to be angry. He’d hardly spoken to Harry since they’d left school after the Battle of Hogwarts. They’d left each other on better terms than they’d ever been in but never as friends and had thus never kept in contact and only saw each other when dropping off their children for school each year. 

    “No, he did, just…he didn’t tell me who his friend was. He just asked if he could have a friend over.” 

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    The war is over. Sentenced for his crimes, Draco Malfoy finds himself looking at several long years in Azkaban. Behind bars, Lucius and Narcissa are scheming to get their son out of prison, and they’re not above involving the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry, of course, never could say no when it comes to saving people.

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    The door creaked open and she looked down, expecting to see a house elf but instead, she found worn house slippers, covering green and grey striped socks. Her gaze traveled upward, up the loose-fitting linen black pants, up to a white cotton shirt that hugged every muscle of his lean body, to the dark grey eyes that looked like an English lake on the greyest of winter days. His elegant fingers trapped a mug full of tea in one hand.

    Hermione realized she’d been staring much, much too long without speaking. She cleared her throat, but before she could say anything—

    “Granger,” Draco Malfoy’s voice was like velvet on her skin.

    (Updated on Fridays)

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    Iris Potter comes to Hogwarts optimistic, happy, and a little bit overwhelmed at her fame. Unfortunately for her she immediately gets sorted into Slytherin. And immediately reveals herself to be a parselmouth. At least Lyra Malfoy likes her.

    Luckily, Headmaster Dumbledore has appointed the reluctant Professor Snape to train her in the two most important lessons she will need: how to keep her burgeoning Dark Talents from tearing herself to pieces, and how to be incorrigibly dramatic (as an ideal Slytherin should be).

    Fem!Harry/Fem!Draco

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    "War made Draco quiet. Now? He screamed. Draco fainted promptly in the field. His arm was as blank and pale as the snow."
    The stupid decisions that Harry Potter made should not be compared to the stupid decisions that Draco has made (they are equally dumb). However, Draco thinks he has made a horrible decision in the past 24 hours.

    Draco is ready to be off his leash, he is on nobody's side. He is alone.
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    Death eater societies are no longer public, but they grow in strength in the depths of the world with a pile of bones as a leader.
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    (Aka, I wanted Draco to be as dramatic as canon but in circumstances where he can't use magic.. because he is dumb with magic so maybe smart without it?-LOL NO)

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    Auror Potter and Auror Malfoy are tasked to bring in Loki. Except they can't stand each other. Who’s idea was this, again?

    "Loki also happened to be two metro stations away from their landing spot, which meant he’d have to take the metro. With Malfoy."

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