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    Where Harry wonders what's going on inside Draco's mind and what he finds is not what he expected.
    Or where Draco is a mess and Harry is used to fixing other people messes.

    SLOW UPDATES CAUSE COLLEGE IS NO FUN

    Basically, me giving Draco de redemption HE DESERVES and hurting my feelings while doing so because I'm a sucker for angst.
    Also english is not my first language and I'm at college so bear with me pleaseee. And no beta read, we die like women.

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    The war is over.

    Voldemort is dead, and yet, Hermione can't seem to forget about the scars his presence left behind. Both the mental, and physical ones.

    It's only when she finds a strange diary, tucked into a forgotten shelf in the library, that things begin to change for her.

    Because the diary has a strange ability: to control whoever she writes about. And Draco Malfoy quickly becomes her first target.

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    The blank piece of parchment stared back at him. What do you think you're doing? it seemed to say. What do you think you’re trying to accomplish? He probably won’t even read it, so what difference could it possibly make?

    “Probably none,” Draco muttered as he dipped the nib of his quill in the inkpot, “but I’m going to do it anyway.”

    52 letters in 52 weeks.

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    After the war, Draco knows he can't remain in the British wizarding world. With the Ministry's permission, he moves to America and becomes a cop, and later a detective. What will happen when he is transferred to Los Angeles? AN: There will be no non-cannon ships. And don't get too caught up with the pairing in the beginning. I will still be having almost all Chloe/Lucifer.

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    Not all Hufflepuffs are honest. For Petra Fawley, that honesty had to be earned. She would gladly be kind, work herself to the bone, and could certainly be trusted with the secrets of others, but honesty was harder to come by. That kind of vulnerability was reserved for a select few, including that of Draco Malfoy, who in turn was honest with her - about most things.

    War makes liars of us all, even with the best intentions.

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    bib·li·o·phile- noun; a person who has a great love for reading and/or collecting books for their content, appearance, quality, format, etc.

    The library was a place dedicated to knowledge, studying, and peace and quiet—so why was it that when Draco Malfoy came to pick up a book, it just so happened to be checked out by the same person each and every single time?

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    Harry is jealous of a computer, why he doesn't know, but it does piss him off.

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    The woman who opens the door looks really, really familiar. He's not sure why, but her brown eyes and her hair -

    "Monica Wilkins," she introduces, smiling confusedly. "You are...?"

    "Drake Black," he says, extending a hand. "I just moved in next door. So, I came to - "

    "Oh, hello," a deep voice rings out from the back and a man appears - and Draco is suddenly sure he recognizes these people, but he can't pinpoint exactly where he's seen them -

    "Wendell Wilkins," he says, nodding and smiling pleasantly. "Its a pleasure. Come in, why don't you?"

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    Draco was able to turn his life around after the war. He got a job at the Ministry of Magic, married Astoria Greengrass, and lived as normal of a life he thought he would get.

    Until Astoria died.

    5 years later he ends up frequenting a muggle pub, hoping to escape the people of the wizarding world who can't seem to look at him as anything other than the widowed Malfoy. Though meeting and growing an unlikely affection for the muggle bartender was not in the plans.

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    The silence stretched. She finally found the courage to lift her eyes, and every inch of her body flared to life.

    Malfoy was staring at her like a man parched.

    **
    Hermione Granger is perfectly fine spending the holidays on her own, thank you very much. So when Draco Malfoy shows up on her doorstep and insists on joining her for the evening, there's only one possible explanation: the universe is trying to kill her.

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    It's New Year's Eve at Hogwarts & Harry would want to spend his time with Malfoy for the holiday.

    Some things just don't turn out the way Harry wanted.

    It gets quite complicated along the way.

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy was given a choice.
    But what no one knew was that the Veil is more complicated than Severus Snape, more enigmatic than Albus Dumbledore, and as unpredictable as those Weasley Twins.
    Now Draco is trapped amidst horrifyingly advanced muggles, without a wand or a prayer. All he has are his wits, a surfeit of trust issues, scars and tattoos he'd rather not explain, and a raging case of xenophobia.
    Then the aliens attack...

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    You don't get many truly interesting guests at the motel often - at least, none quite as fascinating as Draco Malfoy. He's standoffish, scruffy, and clearly on the run from something. You know it's none of your business... but that doesn't make you any less curious.

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    When Harry Potter helped him out, Draco had thought it was out of the goodness of his heart. Surely it wasn't a stretch to think so in Potter's case. But he had no idea what he had just signed up for.

    And Potter had a friend, a problem, and maybe a crush. The friend had a solution, a charm and to Draco's certainty, some very sinister plans.

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    When his muggle father gleefully accepts a job offer at the United Kingdom's Ministry of Magic working in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office, 15-year-old Muggleborn Khalid Turner—a plucky first-generation Ghanaian American originally sorted into Pukwudgie at Ilvermorny—reluctantly moves to England to attend the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    Upon setting foot in his new home, Khalid runs into the infamous Draco Malfoy and their relationship is off to a bad start even during the chaotic twists and turns of the school year brought on by the cruel new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    For every witch and wizard that was an advocate of Voldemort, the aftermath of The Battle of Hogwarts was not a good experience.

    Most of them were shunned to the point that they ultimately decided to change their identities and move elsewhere.

    But Draco Malfoy was not one of them. On a journey of self-discovery and repentance, the blond wizard settled on living a life without magic. The life of a muggle.

    Or

    The one where Draco Malfoy is confused by muggle technology, featuring a very annoyed Harry Potter (Because seriously who on earth wakes you up at 3 am to ask you how to use a toaster!)
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    Comfort a sick or injured person, especially a child, by kissing the sore or injured part of their body as a gesture of removing pain.

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    Draco Malfoy is released from Azkaban into a changed world.

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    Hari Potter met her snake at age eight. Hari Potter knew about the wizarding world from a pure-blood outcast. Hari Potter loves the Malfoy's like a second family. Hari is a manipulative little girl.
    Hari potter has no clue how to act around people. She acts around the Dursleys like she is weak, until her and Dudley bond over her snake. She acts like the most innocent child around the Weasley's. Around the Malfoy's though, she's as Slytherin as can be

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    fourth year- 14 through 21
    fifth year- 22 through ?

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