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    Draco and Harry are floundering in their lives. Neither one really knows what to do now that the war is over. Their lives didn't go according to plan. Harry hates being an Auror. Draco isn't welcome in the wizarding world and they're just trying to figure their shit out. Now they're in their late twenties and their paths keep crossing. It has to mean something, right?

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    Due t weird inter-dimensional travel of strange circumstances (that I couldn’t be bothered to write) 4 pro hero’s end up de-aged and going to Hogwarts for who knows how long.

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    Draco defects from the Death Eaters during Sixth year and joins the good side. He's disowned by Lucius and decides to get a flat for the summer with the Black vault money - but alas, he has to get the vault key from Harry, who only agrees if Draco lets Harry use the flat too.

    During the summer, Harry starts a muggle YouTube channel for fun and everyone ships him and Draco. Set in 2018, canon divergent from mid-way through Sixth year.

    [UPDATES SUNDAY/THURSDAY]

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    Ember is a Grim, and that means Honour and Blood.
    Being born into one of the oldest pureblood families has it's perks, but the Grims come with a set of special rules that makes life different from most witches and wizards- stern life protecting the wizarding world from dangerous magical creatures that dwell in the far north.
    Usually taught at home, it comes as a shock when upon her 11th birthday, Ember receives a letter from Hogwarts. Not only her, but two of her other siblings also are to attend!
    Cunning, proud, brave, with a quiet brooding nature and the typical good looks of a Grim, an impeccable blood-status and a natural gift for academic achievements, Ember's heart will be tested from her very first day at Hogwarts.
    What secrets are hiding in the cellars of Frost Keep? And within Hogwarts itself?
    Dark times are coming, and loyalties will be tested, the true colours of many will be revealed, and many masks will fall.

    Honour and Blood, first of all, yes... but who's?

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    Idk, it's funny though. Meme is linked at beginning of actual fic (Hermiones name the first time) bc I couldn't figure out how to link it in author notes.

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    The war is over. Sentenced for his crimes, Draco Malfoy finds himself looking at several long years in Azkaban. Behind bars, Lucius and Narcissa are scheming to get their son out of prison, and they’re not above involving the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry, of course, never could say no when it comes to saving people.

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    Draco tries to bake cookies without Harry's help. Obviously, it does not go as planned.

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    The blank piece of parchment stared back at him. What do you think you're doing? it seemed to say. What do you think you’re trying to accomplish? He probably won’t even read it, so what difference could it possibly make?

    “Probably none,” Draco muttered as he dipped the nib of his quill in the inkpot, “but I’m going to do it anyway.”

    52 letters in 52 weeks.

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    Harry Potter was not taken seriously when Cedric Diggory was murdered his fourth year. Due to this neglect, Voldemort gained the upper hand early on. More deaths have happened than they have ever imagined could happen. They all thought they were untouchable. They were wrong.

    Because of this, Hermione Granger is sent to a muggle boarding school, instead of attending her sixth year, with hopes of keeping her hidden and safe. She soon learns her and her dormmate might have more in common than she could know.

    Au consisting of very dark themes. The war is just that. A dangerous, magical war. It also goes on longer than the original.

    Also posted on wattpad

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    When an abrupt transfer from Ilvermorny shows up in the dead of night, Hogwarts students can't help but to be interested in her origin. For you, your time at Hogwarts is temporary. You wants so desperately to be good, and it just doesn't seem to be in your nature. Putting an ocean between yourself and your problems doesn't solve them, but there are lovely distractions inviting you into every dark corridor of Hogwarts, and that's enough for now.

    *****THIS IS NOW A LOVE TRIANGLE STORY*****
    Story Playlist - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49kt5KZlp2Q0n41VLlGvxS?si=7e439f6d8c10409c

    NSFW. AU where year six for the students is actually a little fun.

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    One year after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Ministry of Magic asks Hermione Granger to go on a political tour of other European cities to show that Great Britain has recovered from the war.

    In order to demonstrate unity, and as the final part of his probation, the Ministry orders Draco Malfoy to accompany her.

    "Are you made of ruins, Granger?"

    A story about travel, wine, forgiveness, and the complexity of morality.

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    A muggleborn named Edmund has gotten his Hogwarts letter, and he’s quite excited to be going to a magic school, but why is everyone making a big deal about his last name being Potter?

    A muggleborn with the last name potter attends Hogwarts, this causes confusion. A prompt from Reddit, and one of its comments.

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    The stupid decisions that Harry Potter made should not be compared to the stupid decisions that Draco has made (they are equally dumb). However, Draco thinks he has made a horrible decision in the past 24 hours.

    Why do muggle buses get so crowded? (he really wanted to use the wand in his pocket to shower anyone waving their armpit in his direction with aguamenti. Sadly, he couldn't, and really shouldn't.)

    The ride to Glasgow was too long for his wizard brain. He kinda respected muggles, now that he was in a sad, sorry state from traveling five minutes.

    But, again, he decided against taking the Knight Bus until further notice.

     

    (Aka, I wanted Draco to be as dramatic as canon but in circumstances where he can't use magic.)

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    Hermione would have never imagined skipping Pomora Sprout’s Fall Festival or going with Draco and Scorpius Malfoy. She wouldn't have believed you if that was the best time she had in years. But of course that was due to the four year old Scorpius Malfoy not his adonis looking father.

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    Hufflepuff witch Felicity Zabini struggles to find normalcy as she enters into her 6th year at Hogwarts, reeling from her father’s sudden death and her mother’s quick remarriage into the Zabini family. If only she had known that discovering Draco Malfoy falling apart in the bathroom would spiral into so much more.

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    Hermione Granger has always wanted to take the subway in New York City, Draco Malfoy though...not so much.

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    Two months after the war and Harry is struggling to cope with life. Having faced his mortality, and being plagued by incessant nightmares from the battle, he becomes a recluse as Summer gets underway. One day he is left to his own devices and finds an old potions textbook which may have the answer he needs. He decides to take drastic actions to relive the childhood he and Sirius never got to share.

    After the war, Draco was acquitted for most of his crimes, and is released on house arrest under the care of an appointed guardian. Having his magic suppressed and monitored is one thing, but his Mother's cousin was an entirely different matter.

    How is he going to cope when he has to live at Grimmauld Place with his cousin, Sirius Black, a baby Potter and no magic!

    [Rating will change in later chapters]

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    After getting together during Eighth year, Harry and Draco move to Harry's cottage in the Scottish countryside and Draco starts working in a muggle library.

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    My flimsy excuse to write the sappiest, cutesiest shit with almost no plot and love-letters and cheesy poems and I have absolutely no excuses or regrets.

    Updates when I get around to it

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    Just me trying to ascertain the rules of the magical world.

    Muggleborns not understanding magic logic and purebloods not understanding science logic basically. Etc. Will probably mostly be crack.

    Oh right, most of these scenarios will also be able to be placed in the "behind the scenes" category for my other fics.

    ALSO also, each chapter will stand on its own. So don’t worry about being left on a cliffhanger in this edition.

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    Despite spending his lifetime trying to be a better man, one thing was for sure. Draco Malfoy could never truly have love, and be loved. First, he thought it'd be Hermione Granger, who, from the bitterest of rivals as children, formed a bond so strong that he believed it'd be forever. But as fate would have it, people around them had nasty things to say about them, and they couldn't take it.

    When he finally found Astoria, he believed she was the one for him. Sweet, beautiful Astoria, whom he loved more than anything in the world. With her and his children, Scorpius and Katheryn by his side, he'd never need anyone else, ever. What did he know, back then, that she, too, would be taken from him?

    He should've accepted it long ago. Happiness was not for him.

    Shattered beyond repair, Draco Malfoy lost all faith in the people around him, shutting himself off from the world, refusing to love anyone but his children, for fear of losing them too. Will a reunion with an old friend bring him out of his shell, or is he too far gone?

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