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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    "But I see my mom walking up. Her name’s on my tape, she’s been on the ice with me every single game. So, probably my mom. Next in line is my boyfriend. He’s looking at me impatiently, actually, so I should get going. But yeah, that’s probably the order.”"

    BAMF Shane for confronting his feelings.

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    shane craves the kind of intensity that his happy, long-term relationship simply cannot provide. ilya lives next door with his boyfriend, and wants shane anyway.

    (or, two couples! one apartment building! and infidelity!)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Hate-you-want-you-love-you sex. My favourite 🙌
    Sometimes something really good and comfortable is still not right for you.

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    Between college, his night shift, and the other thing, Shane really doesn't have time to 'get to know' Ilya Rozanov. The man is clearly dangerous and obviously infuriating, and Shane totally does. Not. Have. Time.

    Ilya doesn't do attachments, and he never does favors. He shouldn't give in to the urge to take care of this idiot student who was so mean to him, and he really shouldn't become so invested in his well-being.

    The one where Ilya's the heir to a mafia syndicate, Shane really needs to get some sleep, and Hayden is not allowed to share his hats. There's passive-aggressive caretaking, more secrets than necessary, and bickering that can be heard through the walls.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    BAMF Shane and BAMF Ilya: the Maffia power couple the world needs🙌

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Shane is a Giant Pacific Octopus. Ilya is a Leopard Shark.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Tentacles, but not what you're thinking. Very sweet🩷🫶

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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

    based on a tweet

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane finding religion via Ilya’s cock